So it's well after midnight, I eating' some popcorn thinking I should go to sleep but I have this song from the little mermaid going through my head (by the way, I don't endorse Disney, evil company! fight the power!) So of course the best way to get it out of my head is to turn it into a fanficish song! Right?

Disclaimer: don't own Disney don't own phantom etc…oh and I know this whole songfic things been done before, sorry if I stole your stuff, I wasn't trying 2, it was all subconscious I swear! But hey, it's all just for laughs anyway.

Part of Her World (from Erik's POV, to the tune of Part of That World from the little mermaid)

Look at this score

Isn't it neat?

Wouldn't you think my opera's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the ghost,

The ghost who has everything?

Look at these hands

Magic untold

How many wonders can a little lair hold?

Lookin' around here you'd think

(Sure) I've got everything

I've got lassos and morphine aplenty

I've got tortures and spinning mirrors galore

(You want kidnapped divas?

I got twenty)

But who cares?

No big deal

I want more!

I wanna changy die at my hand

I wanna see

Wanna see 'im hanging'

Carried around in those

(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - coffins!

Blackmailing managers you don't get too far

Murders are required for getting' a girl and

Dragging her along a

(What's that word again?) Labyrinth!

Out with the lights

Then a big crash

And the chandelier comes down with a huge crash!

Wanderin' free

Wish I could be

Part of her world

What would I give,

If I could live

Without incompetent morons?

What would I pay,

To spend a day

Without Nadir on my back?

Betcha I can

With a flick of my hand

Mess with the voice of a prima donna.

Foppish rivals

Magic marvels

I'm ready to plan!

And ready to force her to choose death or me

Raoul' in the torture chamber

When she asks me

"Why is he screaming something

(What are the words?) 'It burns'?"

When's it my turn?

Wouldn't I love,

To control her mind from above?

The mask's off of me

Wish I could be

Part of her world