Author's Note: OH MY GOD SHOOT ME! This is a collection of drabbles based around Tsuzuki's secret admirer and the gifts he recieves from him. Fluffy Tsu/His, Tat/Tsu, Tat/Wat
Disclaimer: If I owned Yami no Matsuei, this would have been in it as a little thing at the end...
"A kitten?" Tsuzuki stared at his desk, eyes bright. Sure enough, there was a cute tortoise shell kitten, it's large green eyes looking up at Tsuzuki in a way that clearly said 'Love me'. Or quite possibly 'Feed me', with cats it's hard to tell, they seem to think that the statements mean the same thing.
"What's it doing here?" Tatsumi asked, adjusting his glasses and frowning down at the poor lost thing. "It's against office rules to bring in animals-"
"But what about Watari's birds!" Tsuzuki protested. Tatsumi pursed his lips and then took a few steps back before sneezing.
"Didn't you know, Tatsumi-san is terribly allergic to cats?" Watari informed the office, as though he was an enclyclopedia on all things Tatsumi. He probably was but that wasn't the point. The point was that there was a cute kitten looking adorably confused with a big red bow around it's neck and a letter placed in the box beside it.
"Well, it's addressed to you Tsuzuki-san," Watari handed over the letter, a glint of mischief in his eyes. Tsuzuki felt a little sick, remembering the last letters he had received in this fashion on the cruise ship with Princess Tsubaki. It was a good job that Hisoka wasn't in yet, he'd probably have gone somewhere to be sick by now.
"Well, what's it say?" Watari asked, being nosy on purpose just to generally annoy. Tsuzuki had to read it twice to believe what it said, before he felt the depression that comes with cluelessness fill him from the inside out.
"My dearest Tsuzuki, please accept this kitten. It was confused and alone, rather like myself. This is my first gift to you. His name is Nanashi."
Tsuzuki looked at the other shinigami, the knowing smile on Watari's face, was that a smirk on Tatsumi's? Had they plotted this?
"Was this from you?" He demanded, the little kitten mewled inquiringly. It was the kind of "Cuddle me!" mewl... Or maybe it was the "I want treats NOW BIATCH!" mewl... They are distinctly similar...
"No, baka, they were from the one who loves you! Ooooh! You're too stupid to figure out who it's from! No one tell Tsuzuki who the presents are from! Make him find out by himself!" Watari laughed evilly and walked away. Tsuzuki stared after him for a moment before cursing and looking to Tatsumi for help. Unfortunately, Tatsumi was already in deep conversation with Hisoka, who must have sneaked in when the attention was elsewhere. After five minutes of idle banter with Tatsumi, Hisoka walked past the cat basket, pausing to tickle the kitten's ears before sitting down at his own desk.
TBC