This is Al's turn to get... well, you'll see. Don't own FMA, just my own an Ed and Al plushie ;o)

Al's Very First

Ed and Al were in thier military dorm enjoying Ed's day off. Al, having gotten his own body back a week ago, is still reveling in being able to touch and smell things again. For the fifth time that day, he impulsively hugged his brother tightly. "Oh, Brother, I just can't thank you ENOUGH!" he exclaimed, " It feels so GREAT to be able to feel you again!" He planted a big, noisy kiss on Ed's cheek.

" It's my pleasure, Al," replied Ed, hugging him back. He then put both hands on Al's shoulders, "And now I'm going to do to you what I promised I'd do."

"But Brother, you've done so much for me! What more can you possibly..." he saw Ed grinning at him, "Brother, are you going to do what I think you're gonna do?"

" Go take your hot shower, Al," replied Ed, holding a bottle of scented oil.

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Wrath climbed up the tree near the Elric brothers' dorm window, cursing Envy for not wanting to do this. Stupid lazy jerk! I thought he'd WANT a chance to capture Shorty-Pants! How DARE Tiny Ed use the stone to restore his brother's body! Oh, how he'll pay... hey, what's that noise? Wrath leaned closer to the open window to listen:

" Mmmph.. ohhh! Brother...this feels soo goood!"

" I'm glad, Al. I wanted this to be a great experience for you."

"Ohhh.. ohh, it is! Broo-ther... I dreamed of feeling you doing this to mee.."

"And I dreamed of doing this to you, Al."

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Sloth stood in the alley nearby watching Gluttony feed off a dumpster. Suddenly, she saw Wrath run past her and stick his head in the dumpster, expelling the contents of his stomach. " Wrath, what is your problem?" she asked.

"Envy was right! Those two ARE sick!" replied Wrath. He told her what he heard, "And I was way too disgusted to even THINK of looking in the window!"

"Idiot," replied Sloth."You're just making this up because you didn't want to do this to begin with, lazybones! Hey, aren't you going into MY territory with your laziness?"

"'Lazy' am I? Look, if you don't believe me, why don't YOU go up there and see for yourself!" Wrath argued.

" Okay, I will! And if I find that you're lying, I'll feed your right arm and left leg to Gluttony!" Sloth replied. Gluttony, hearing her, turned to Wrath and, with a wide grin, started eyeing his limbs like they were hot dogs.

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Sloth climbed toward the dorm window, thankful that she can morph her dress into pants. Wrath is soo doomed for lying to...What the...?

"Deeper, Brother. Pleaasse go deeper..."

" Being brave, are we? You sure you want me to do that?"

"Yes. Yess... mmm... ohh, Brotherrr.."

"That's right, Al. Time to purr like a kitten!" Ed chuckled.

Okay, I'm gonna be brave and look into this. Sloth peeked into the window and was instantly shocked at the site: Al was lying on his stomach in bed wearing only a towel, and Ed was above him moving rhythmically. He stopped momentarily to plant a kiss on Al's cheek, then continued. Not wanting to see more, she climbed down and ran into the alley.

"Oh my gosh, Wrath! Those two are worse than WE are! And WE are supposed to be the sins!" Sloth exclaimed.

"You looked into their window, didn't you?" Wrath replied, " You know, Envy warned us about that."

"Oh, shut up!" grumbled Sloth, " C'mon, let's go home. Gluttony, stick that cat's tail into your mouth, will you? You look like you got a furry tongue!"

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Roy walked to the Elrics' dorm room, papers in hand. Fullmetal's not going to like this, he thought to himself. Well, too bad! If he'd have done these papers correctly, I wouldn't have had to bring them here to begin with! He was about to knock on the door when he heard the noises coming from within:

"...was that, Al?"

"It was wonderfull, Brother," Al said dreamily.

"Good! No, don't get up, I'm not done with you."

"Hunh? Brother, what are you doing?"

" I did your back, and now it's time for your front. No, no, let me turn you over. You just relax and enjoy."

"Okay, I trust you, Broth...mmm! Ohhhh...pleease don't stop, Brotherrr..."

Roy backed away and picked his mouth off the floor. Hmm, maybe I should wait. Yeah, these can wait. He backed away quietly and quickly went back to his office.

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Ed, having finished giving Al a full-body massage, tucked the covers around his sleeping brother. Poor little guy, I put him to sleep. Man, I'm good! He gazed lovingly at Al's sleeping face, which was sporting a wide grin, then he planted a light kiss on his nose.

THE END

Friday, June 03, 2005