TITLE: The worst possible fan fic...like...EVER!

By: Western Witch and Marguerite Krex

Summary: Read the fucking thing would you?

Disclaimer: Fuck off.

Scully walked into the office.
"Fuck Mulder, it's so hot today"
"No Scully," Mulder replied. "It's Steven Hawking rasing the temperature of the Earth"
Scully responds. "Skinner forgot the air conditioning dum ass"
Then Rainbow Bright pattered in. "Hey man whore. Hey dyke"
Then Dorothy came in and jumped over Rainbow Bright and started sining "Oops I did it again.
Then Mulder decided he WAS a man hoe and found his sister, fucked her, made her have his baby.

Dear Readers,
This is simply an example of all the bad fic out there. We hate bad fic. Stop writing bad fic. Do it now. No, really. I mean it. Stop.