When I told Peachmelba I was trying to write a JohnnyKai fic, she told me it was a freaky idea- I decided to finish it anyway, so here's the first chapter:
Kai looked around, puzzled. There was a clanking sound, and a few muffled curses. He stood up and went to the door of his room, and opened it, only to find Johnny falling backwards into his room, tugging at his armour as he fell. He hit the floor with a hideous clank and struggled up, fuming. "Thanks a lot, Hiwatari!"
"What...are you doing?"
"I was trying to get out of this lot, until you opened your sodding door!" Kai regarded him for a second, then shrugged.
"I could help you."
"Bah! I don't need help from you!"
"You've bent the catch. If you ever want to get out of that again, you -do- need my help." Without waiting for an answer he grabbed Johnny and yanked. The top half of his armour fell away, leaving his chest bare.
He turned away from Kai's appreciative glance. "Puff."
"I'm not going to make any excuses about my preferences." Johnny turned to him, glowering.
"Fuck off, Hiwatari!" He picked up the armour Kai had tossed to the floor and walked to the door.
"Sure you don't need help with your trousers?" Johnny turned, angry, but Kai held no hint of humour or irony in his features.
"You're a tosser, Hiwatari. I can't think of anyone I'd less rather spend time with."
"Then why haven't you left already?"
Johnny opened his mouth to reply with a smart remark, but found his ready supply dried up. "I thought so." Kai crossed over to him and took the armour from his unresisting hands, dropping it onto the bed. He wrapped his arms around Johnny's neck, leaning in to kiss him. Johnny watched Kai's lips descending on him, powerless.
The kiss was like a slap in the face; he pulled away, gasping. "Hiwatari, what the hell do you think you're doing!" Kai kissed him again and he jerked backwards. Kai's lips followed, still joined with his own. Kai's tongue flicked across his lips and he opened his mouth, about to pull away, but Kai's tongue was suddenly inside his mouth like lightning, darting in and suckling at his tongue.
With a low moan, he reached out, hands coming to rest on Kai's hips. Kai pulled away slowly, looking into Johnny's eyes. "Hiwatari...I..." With a shake of his head he wrenched himself away, quickly snatching up his armour from the bed and moving away towards the door. "Running away? I know you liked it. You know I've never heard a scotsman moan before..." Johnny gaped at him, running a finger across his lips distractedly. "Moan for me again."
"W-What?"
Kai grabbed him roughly around the waist and he dropped his armour to the floor, letting Kai rub one hand up his chest. He moaned again as Kai's fingers grazed against one of his nipples. Kai closed his fingers around the hardening nub and massaged it gently between his fingers. Johnny arched into the touch, breath quickening. "Hiwatari-"
"My name is Kai."
"Kai..." Kai made short work of the catch at the back of Johnny's trousers and they fell away, clattering to the floor, leaving Johnny clad only in his boxers. "Oh Kai..." Kai picked him up and draped him across the bed trailing teasing fingers along the scot's thighs, effectively transferring Johnny's brains from his head to his crotch.
"Kai...no...I'm not gay...I shouldn't...oh..." Kai licked across his stomach, drawing a spectacular moan from deep inside Johnny's throat. "Kai...oh God..." He was on fire...every touch, every kiss, every lick...he was burning...burning in the fire of this sinful, lustful, pleasure...
"Uh!" Johnny woke with a start. He'd had such a weird dream...Hiwatari had seduced him, and...was that a -hand- lying on his stomach! He looked down and nearly fainted. Kai was lying beside him, one arm over his stomach, the other over the pillow. He was lying half on his back and half on his front, and...he was naked... Johnny looked down at himself only to see, with total horror, that he was naked too... "Hiwatari-"
"Kai. I told you." Johnny gulped. Kai was talking to him as if they'd-
"You fucking seduced me! Oh my God, you fucked me! Hiwatari, you-you pervert!"
"It wasn't Hiwatari last night, it was 'Kai...oh, Kai, don't stop'. And I didn't 'fuck' you as you so politely put it. I gave you a blowjob, and then you fell asleep. And no way was I going to shag someone who was asleep..."
Johnny scrambled up, and Kai stretched and spread himself out. The duvet was pushed to the floor, leaving Kai's naked body right in Johnny's line of vision. He clapped a hand over his mouth. "I'm not gay!"He whispered, more as a reassurance to himself than anything else.
"Maybe not, but have you ever considered the merits of bisexuality?" Johnny covered his ears with his hands.
"I am NOT having this conversation with you!"
"No, you're staring at me like you're about to jump me. Come here."
"No!"
"Oh please, stop pretending to be so horrified about it. If you think back a bit you'll remember that you really, really enjoyed it...and don't lie, because you I know you did."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. You scream like a woman, Johnny. And I just love it when you moan..." Kai stood up and grabbed Johnny, stroking his chest. "You just go 'uunh' from somewhere deep in that beautiful chest of yours...but you really did moan a lot last night, every time I touched you..."
Kai's hand stretched towards Johnny's crotch and he struggled away. "I...I..."
"Lost for words? Let me give you some. 'Kai, please, oh, give me more...more...oh..." He said in a shockingly good impression of Johnny's voice.
"I-I didn't say those things...I wouldn't..."
"Shall we have a re-run and see? I think you'll find I'm right."
Johnny just stared at him, lips totally unable to form words, mind reeling. He was gay...he was gay...but he couldn't be gay...he was a noble, he had to carry on the family line...he..."H-How can I be gay? I can't be gay!" He stuttered. Kai looked at him, concerned for the first time.
"Is it such a bad thing? If it's what you are and you enjoy it, why are you so bothered? Lots of people are gay..."
"You don't understand! I'm supposed to grow up and marry some rich heiress, not be gay! My family expect it of me!"
"Tell them to fuck off then. You tell everyone else to."
"I should have known you wouldn't get it, Hiwatari!"
"I get it fine, McGregor. -My- grandfather wasn't too happy when I told him -I- was gay. In fact, he almost beat me to death for it, but I'm happier disowned and gay than I would be shagging some woman to please that old rat bastard!" Kai snapped, losing his temper. Johnny lost his right back, raising a fist and going to punch Kai in the face. Kai grabbed his arm and hurled him away. He fell over the bed, panting, then shot back up again.
"Much as I like the sight of a naked, angry scotsman, I think you should get dressed. It's breakfast time." Kai breezed past him and opened his bag, pulling out a pair of boxers. He pulled them on and then turned. "Do you want to borrow some of my clothes?"
"It's not like I have a choice."
"You do. You could run down the corridor naked, get in the lift naked, and then run along another corridor naked."
"So long as you don't make me look like a puff..."
"Even though you are one?" Johnny bristled.
"Hiwatari-"
"Kai. My name is Kai. K-A-I, okay?" Johnny fumed, and Kai flung some folded clothes at him. "There, lord loudmouth."
Johnny glowered and said nothing, only fantasized about taking Kai and slapping- He blinked. That vengeful thought was -entirely- too sexual for him to be thinking. He pulled on the clothes Kai had given, nay, thrown at him. Black trousers, deep purple shirt, and a pair of-
"Silk boxers?"
"And?"
"-Silk- boxers?"
Kai shrugged. "It might sound weird to you, but they feel nice on. Try them." Johnny pulled them on, following them with the trousers. He raised his eyebrows at Kai, who was watching him, waiting for some kind of reaction. "They're not...bad..." He said. Suddenly he felt threatened. Kai knew he was gay...Kai knew his shameful secret... "Are you going to...tell people?"
"Do you want me to?"
"No."
"Fine then, I won't. I have practise from ten till four. Maybe we could meet up after that..."
"Uh...yeah...if Robert doesn't want us to go do anything..."
Kai walked to the door and opened it, turning and smiling at Johnny. "You look good shirtless." He gave a short laugh that was more of a snort. "Maybe we'll get past blowjobs tonight..." He smirked. "Who knows? Lock the door after yourself." Johnny sat down on the bed as the door clicked closed. He took a deep breath, and that didn't stop him being any less freaked out.
He had been seduced- by Kai Hiwatari, of all people- and...he blushed...yeah...and he'd woken up in bed with Kai, been told he was gay, had run around the room naked, and now he was sitting alone in Kai Hiwatari's room, in borrowed clothes and silk boxers. Perhaps he was dreaming. He pinched himself to make sure, but it hurt so he figured it was all real.
"Fuck." He said aloud. "Fucking hell..." He lay back on the rumpled bedclothes and took a deep breath. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...shit." He added, for a variation on the point. After a while of just sitting there, totally bewildered, he got up, put on his shirt, and stashed his armour under Kai's bed, tugging off the clanky metal shoes and hoping the long trousers would hide them...he'd just have to avoid any kind of wood flooring...
He looked around the room silently, taking in the typically hotel-esque decor- pale walls, wooden fittings, rubbishy paintings on the walls. He sat down again on Kai's bed, running his hands over the crumpled sheets. His fingers found a dried on stain...had he-? He blushed, starting to remember flashes of the previous night...had it really been -Kai- doing that to him?
It seemed obvious now that he was gay- no woman had ever been able to provoke that kind of reaction from him...not even close. But Kai...Kai who had never been anything but rude to him, had made him feel so...good...
He stood up and walked to the door, eyes lingering on the bed. Maybe tonight...him and Kai... He shook his head, trying to dispel the wayward fantasies that popped up in his brain, and went out into the corridor, heading for the dining room.
So, what do you guys think so far? Is it okay, or is it just too weird a pairing?