A/N: Hello everyone! Decided to get off my ass and write a third chapter! Pointless fluff alert:)

Disclaimer: FAKE is not mine, but you probably guessed that already?

Warnings: Look out for SHOW TUNES! AHHHH! Oh, yeah, and that shonan-ai stuff all the kids are into these days…

Title: Show Tunes

The omelets were, of course, perfect.

Figures. Ryo cooked after all. Mmmm…I just bet he does EVERYTHING perfect.

"Dee? Hey, earth to Dee!"

Ryo waived his hand inches in front of Dee's eyes. Dee was gazing into space with a wicked glint in his green eyes that made Ryo worry about his personal safety.

"Huh, oh, uh, sorry Ryo. I was lost in my thoughts."

Those thoughts, which had Ryo in a very compromising situation, were not shared. Instead Dee stored them in the folder in his mind entitled "hot and heavy" for later.

Meanwhile, Ryo finished clearing away the breakfast dishes.

"How's your hangover now Dee?"

Dee grinned, "Well, ever since your "special cure" I am feeling worlds better."

Ryo rolled his eyes and managed a look of irritation that was not entirely heart felt.

"That's a shame. If you suffered a little more, maybe you would learn a valuable lesson. I don't understand why you don't take those 'no hangover' tablets. You know the ones I'm talking about. They look like Alkaseltzer."

Dee simply "humphed" and flopped down on the sofa, remote in hand. Ryo followed, but did not sit down.

"How about we go out and do something Dee? I'm tired of you coming over and all we do is stare at the T.V."

"I thought we could watch the basketball game?"

"You know I hate sports. I couldn't care less about basketball. I'm bored, and some how I doubt you yelling at the screen is going to alleviate my boredom."

Dee, with a panther-like quality, stood up and took two steps toward Ryo. On his face was the copyrighted "Dee smirk".

"Well, I'm sure I can do something to take care of that for you."

Dee stepped even closer and put his arm around Ryo shoulders. Ryo just shot him down.

"Knock it off. I'm serious. Come on, get your shoes on and let's go do something." And with that Ryo went into his bedroom to change.

Dee was stunned for a moment. Ryo had NEVER successfully dismissed Dee. Anger started forming under the surface. But Dee quenched it with the juicy thought that Ryo wanted to go out with HIM. Dee put on his trainers as fast as his nimble fingers would allow.

"Well, we're out of doors, so what do you want to do? Usually people play basketball on a day with such great weather."

"Dee, the only 'usual people' you are talking about is yourself, and I wouldn't call you 'usual'. No sports. You know how bad I am and I don't want the rest of the city knowing that I have two left feet and the grace of a dog in dancing shoes."

Dee couldn't help but laugh as he remembered the last time he had coaxed Ryo into a 'friendly game' of B-ball. It ended with Ryo having to take leave for two days with a sprained ankle.

"How about we walk over to Bethesda Fountain?"

Dee rolled his eyes. He knew the only reason Ryo liked the fountain was because it was in the movie "Godspell".

"Fine, but if you start singing "Prepare Ye the Way of the Lord" you're gonna end up IN the fountain."

Ryo laughed. He had made Dee watch "Godspell" at least ten times. Dee had said that the liking of musicals was "girly".

The park was pretty empty, which surprised the both of them. The walk to Bethesda Fountain was uneventful with the exception of Dee successfully (on the third attempt) snaking his arm around Ryo's shoulders. They sat down on a bench and just watched the water spill from the angel for a while.

"Prepare ye the way of the Lord, prepare ye the way of the Lord…"

Dee pulled Ryo up from the bench.

"What did I tell you? I'm about to baptize YOU with water for repentence!"

Ryo fought through his laughter, "No, Dee, come on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, I'll stop come on…"

In order to avoid being thrown into the fountain, Ryo clung to Dee as the latter tried to dump him into the water. Of course after two attempts, Dee realized the position that they were in and took advantage of his partner's closeness.

Ryo didn't register that he was in danger until it was to late. Dee's hand moved up to Ryo's hair, while the other one rested on Ryo's hip. His laughter stopped with an abrupt gasp as Dee started to kiss along Ryo's neck.

"Dee…stop, we're in public for Christ's sake."

"Nope. This is your punishment for singing show tunes."

"I'm serious-mmmph"

Dee kissed him full on the lips and with enough skill to halt Ryo's protest in its tracks. Although he tried his hardest to repress it, the light-headed giddiness returned to Ryo's senses.

No! I should make him stop! This isn't right…it's just…oh my God…

Dee's tongue had unobtrusively made its way into Ryo's mouth. Ryo slowly realized that his hands were caught in Dee's hair and he was, in fact, pressing his body into Dee's. When they finally broke apart for air, Ryo's eyes had a glazed look that only Dee could induce.

"it's not as fun as seeing you all wet, but I guess it will have to do."

Dee moved in for a second attack, and, to his surprise, Ryo complied.

What's going on with me? Why am I letting him do this? More important, why am I enjoying it?

Dee was trying to press into Ryo as far as he could, but his usual 'push Ryo against the wall' tactic was flawed, owing to the fact that, at the present time, there was no wall behind them. Rather a very large fountain to the place of said wall. Ryo couldn't fight for balance until he was already at a doomed angle.

"Ahhh!"

SPLASH!

At first all Ryo could here was the water rushing around his ears, but as he came up moments later, he realized Dee was laughing.

"Damn it Dee, its not funny!"

Dee tried to look contrite, but failed miserably. He burst out laughing again.

Meanwhile, Ryo was trying to regain his balance and crawl out to dry land. He wasn't doing a good job of it. The fountain's bottom was slippery and he kept falling back in. On the forth try he landed on top of Dee, back first, who grinned and grabbed Ryo around the waist.

"Hi."

Ryo knew it was pointless to fight back so he just sat there and tried to catch his breath, which was difficult since Dee had his chin on Ryo's shoulder and the arms were pulling him closer.

"Come on Dee, let go. Its cold and I want to go home, where it's warm."

Dee started to nibble Ryo's neck which made him gasp and made his heart beat faster. Dee slowly moved up to Ryo's earlobe and started to suck gently. Immediately, Ryo's posture slumped, as he fell against Dee's chest. His hand went to the back of Dee's scalp and dug into Dee's hair.

No, no, no, no. It's nice, yes, but we're going to catch a cold sitting here. Stop, NOW!

"Dee, stop," Ryo's voice came out strong enough to hide the quiver.

"Now why would I want to do that?"

"Because we are going to get sick sitting here. Let's go home." He paused, then added more gently, "Please, Dee, I hate getting sick. Come on."

Dee, looking like a dog whose master had been teasing him with a piece of steak only to eat it himself, grumbled an ascent and helped Ryo out. Ryo shivered as Dee crawled out himself.

"God, I'm freezing."

Walking back to the apartment, Dee put his arm around Ryo to keep him warm. Ryo smiled. Almost.

TBC?

A/N: Oops, Ryo's a little OOC here, sorry. I don't plan things out before I write, I just kind of start out and hope for the best. Please read and review!

Thanks to Kitty in the Box, Kurohi Tatsaki, and Lady of Callisto for reviewing my last chapter!

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