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Hey its BurningNightmare with the next chapter to a story of truth that's right Kingdom Farts chapter 3! Anyway thanks to all our reviewers in no specific order... hEaRts, Paper Bear, J1111, misterfuzzums, and popclickfizz for the support now on to the story! R & R it's a way of life ohhhh yeah.

Chapter 3: This Stuff Smells Like Sprite

So after leaving port the boys sat there as they slowly drifted farther and farther away from their rundown island and after a few hours they realized something...

Sora: I'm hungry. I want food.

Riku: Yeah me too where are the supplies?

Sora: I thought you had them oh well.

Riku: Yea I guess we can live.

(A few days passed by when then they realized something else.)

Riku: Oh No!

Sora: What happened ?

Riku: We left Riku!

Sora: No we didn't you are right here.

Riku: Oh... Then oh no we left Kairi!

( Both look at each other for a second and start laughing hysterically)

Their laughter stopped as they saw the sky started to darken and the wind picked up...

Riku: Sora what the heck are you doing?

Sora: I'm playing monkey man wanna join me?

Riku: No. And don't swing on that rope it's keeping the sail up and in this storm we're toast. Hey are you listening to me!

Sora: (sticks finger in ear) Huh? I can't hear you I forgot to clean my ears before we left.

Riku: (screaming) Get down from there!

Sora: (jumps down) Fine then Meanie.

After the storm finally was over the clear blue sea was all that was in sight and Sora was bored so he did what any bored idiot would do...

Sora: Hey Riku look a magical love fruit. (Pointing towards water)

Riku: Where? (Looking frantically)

Sora: Fooled you! (Pushes Riku out of boat) Hee hee was that a funny joke?

Riku: Help me Sora there's a big boat coming this way! (Putting out hand)

Sora: You look funny you can't fool me there is no boat coming. (Tries to look smart)

Riku: Sora I'm begging you (gurgle) help me!

So Sora just sat there like a moron (what else is new?) Claiming he can't be fooled as the prison ship came closer and closer it finally collided with Riku's thick skull and started to sink. Obviously there was a cut on the budget for building these ships and a lone figure came out on the deck as the ship slowly sank and yelled in a high pitched voice...

Mysterious person: Darn you childrens! I'll be back and I will take back my identity.

So as Sora finally pulled Riku up tey both wondered what that was about but soon did not really care so they hoisted the sail and were off again.

So what did you think? Don't worry it will all be explained in good time. Read and Review it's a way of life!