Baby…Titans?
DISCLAIMER: I don't (and never will) own Teen Titans. They're owned by the good people at DC Comics and others.
A/N: Yay, more reviews! Uh…ducks things thrown at her for being so late at updating. I'm sorry! I didn't really have any ideas…I wrote a page and a little back when I finished the second chapter, but otherwise, I was completely brain dead. But, hopefully, I can keep writing…maybe I should aim for once a week updates or maybe even sooner if one, I'm not too busy (could include helping moving, going to Sunsplash, mall, etc.), two, if I'm not too lazy, and three, if I get ideas…either from my head or other inspirations, or from you guys! So any ideas that would help me update faster, please send them in! And after you're done reading this, please check out my other story, True. It's when the Titans go to the park, and since Raven can't have fun without blowing something up, she sends out a couple of emotions to have some fun and let loose for a bit. ;-) Thanks, and hope you enjoy!
Chapter Three: Si, Si, Senor, Los Bebies Estan Locos
Beast Boy had finally reinforced the playpen with multiple electronic devices to make sure they wouldn't get out while he was looking for the paper. "Who am I supposed to call…?" He mumbled to himself, throwing papers every which way.
"…Ghost Buswers?" Robin peeped up, as the babies giggled.
BEEP!
"Huh?" He turned towards his communicator, which was flashing. "Uh…hi?"
("Beast Boy!") An odd-sounding voice rang out. ("We need your help!")
"Say what!" The green elf scratched his forehead, and then a lightbulb appeared above his head. "Ohhh! Mas y Menos! (What's up?")
("HELP!")
"…what?"
("Our friends are…babies!")
Beast Boy blinked. And again. And once again. Then twitched. "…"
"Beast Boy?"
The line stayed silent, then said, ("Uh…my friends are babies, too?")
"Ahhhhh," they said in unison. ("Can we come over, please?")
There was silence, while Beast Boy flipped through a Spanish-to-English dictionary at high speed. ("Yes, yes, you guys can come over.")
It was silent on the other end as the two Spanish-speakers blinked at the great translations Beast Boy had said. (And I thought he was the dumb one,) Mas spoke in his head to his brother. Huh? They can't speak to each other in their minds? Well, haha, this is my story, and I can do what I want. :-P So THERE!
Menos nodded. (Yes, well, maybe he learned from a cereal box.) They nodded in unison. The cereal box explained all. Yesssss, obey the cereal box, worshippppp the box…okay, I'm done.
("We will come over as soon as possible, friend Beast Boy,") Mas y Menos spoke simultaneously and quickly clicked off the communicator.
Beast Boy blinked for a moment, and sat down for a minute, facing the playpen. "Grrreat," he huffed, arms folded across his chest. "I get stuck with my teammates as toddlers…" He then stood up, and walked towards the large window view that showed the city, and watched as a pair of birds flew by the window. "…doesn't ANYONE care that I'm probably gonna end up in a therapist's office someday! Not to mention the loss of hair and pain I'm going through!" He then started walking around the playpen continuously, huffing and puffing so much, that the babies thought he was going to blow down their playpen. "Stupid villains…stupid teammates…they just HAD to go into battle to fight that villain…I can see myself now…twenty going on fifty, and I'd have no family, no little picket fence with a cute little dog and seeing my kids go to their first day of school…noooo, I'm gonna be in a nuthouse by the time I'm twenty!"
Apparently the babies understood bits and pieces of what the green boy had started ranting about, and they all started crying.
"Huh?" Beast Boy turned around, and gave a little 'eep!'. "Nooo! Please, with cherries and baby formula, don't cry!"
The babies didn't listen to a word he said, and continued to bawl.
"Crap no!" He slapped his forehead. "Uh…" He thought about it for a minute, and a lightbulb appeared above his head. "Knock knock?"
"Who's dewe?" Cyborg said, while sucking on his arm.
"Robin!"
Robin's head poked up.
"Wobin who?"
"Someone is robbing the bank!" (1)
The babies stared at each other, confused beyond belief. And then Robin screamed, "SOMEONE'S WOBBING DHE BANK!"
"AHHHHH!" Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven screamed simultaneously.
"Huh…? What the—" Beast Boy's brain trailed along, and then his eyes went wide. "Oh sh—no! NO BABIES, NO!"
The babies ignored (or perhaps misheard) him, and Robin cockily grinned that boyish smirk that he usually used, and shot his grappling hook to the corner of the playpen, which knocked over the wall, and the babies crawled out. "TWEEN TIWTANS…GWO!" Robin shouted, as he and Cyborg ran away, and Starfire and Raven rose above them.
"Waven," Robin glanced up at the dark baby, "get us awaaaaay!"
"Get us awaaaaay!" Yelled Cyborg and Starfire.
Raven nodded her head, and turned back to Beast Boy, with a sympathetic look. "Sowwy, elfy," she whispered, and closed her eyes. She then made a black bubble around the four toddlers, and they phased through the ceiling, which left them on top of the roof, and then flying to the city.
Beast Boy blinked, and blinked once more. "Holy shit—I just lost the babies!" Then, the red alarm sounded, and the green boy's eye twitched. "Grrrrrreat…"
( ) –Parenthesis—I was really lazy for putting all the Spanish translations, so, the brackets obviously mean it was spoken in Spanish.
(1) – Joke from my "Teen Titans GO!" book of comics. (Only have the first one so far…but it has five stories in one!) Robin and Starfire "knock knock joke" in the "LAME" story (about Cyborg). And no, I'm not calling Cy lame…(I love him to death), it's what the story's called.
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