Title: A Tale of Arwen and Fathers
Author: Malara
Summary: Elrond isn't too happy when he finds out who Arwen's been seeing…
Rating: PG… nothing too serious.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Dedicated to: All those Arwen/Aragorn fans out there!
Arwen's POV
Ada, I have great news! I'm to be married!
Ada, can you breathe? You're turning purple…
What do you mean, he's a dirty moral? He's not dirty, he has better things to do that take a bath!
Yeah, like fall down a cliff!
OF COURSE Elrohir and Elladan knew about it! They've been blackmailing Estel ever since…
OF COURSE Aragorn didn't strip and run around on your roof! Glorfy just told you for fun!
Yes, he's not very responsible, is he? And just the other day, Glorfy was talking about dying… AGAIN! He needs help, you know. He thinks he's "sent by the Valor". Good grief, he's starting to act like—what was her name? Mary? Sue? Pillow?
Yeah, that's the one! Anqwepoihgppoiubhoopihoihgq Riddle Potter Greenleaf Baggins Black! Anyway, he's starting to act like her! But let's get back to Estel! There also was that on time Erestor ACCIDENTALLY set your kitchen on fire, and he made Estel take the blame. Don't you remember that?
I don't know why it matters whether or not he's mortal! He's heaven-sent!
Sure, he might have a tendency to walk into tree or jump into LARGE bodies of water, but hey, give himSOME credit!
Don't worry about me dying! You just run along and worry about your council about… what was it?
Oh, the oneringthatcandestroyusall. Rather catchy name, I thought. Anyway, I'm sure they'll be missing you at your council.
Oh, and don't forget to give Aragorn, you're almost-son-in-law, a hug!
Is a hug too girly? FINE! BE THAT WAY! I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE ME! I'll go cry now!
Why in the world are you asking if I'm pregnant! I'm not acting emotional! What makes you think that?
No, I have not been seeing Aragorn after dark! What gives you—well… there was that one night…
What are you doing with sword, Ada? Why are you looking for Estel? Ada? Ada!
The end! I hope you liked it! I'm sorry it's so short. Please review if you can! And I could resist… Anqwepoihgppoiubhoopihoihgq Riddle Potter Greenleaf Baggins Black! giggles