This is meant to be a sequel of sorts to 'Pick A Card', although it isn't necessary to read that first. It's Cody and Squib in the theatre.

"Cody."

"…"

"Hey, Cody."

"…"

"Cody, I know you can hear me!"

"What, Squib?"

"Let's get out of here."

"What? Why?"

"Because this movie sucks."

"It does not."

"It does, too!"

"Well I like it. You can leave if you want, but I'm staying."

"I can't leave you, you're my date that's not a date, remember?"

"Oh, right."

"It may be dark in here, but I saw that eye roll!"

"That's nice. Shut up."

"…"

"…"

"What would you do to me if I tried the Yawn and Stretch right now?"

"Things you can't possibly imagine."

"I'm guessing not the good kind?"

"No, Squib, not the good kind."

"Okay, that's what I thought."

"Shut up, I'm trying to watch the movie."

"…"

"Squib! Put that arm down!"

"What? I'm simply yawning and stretching."

"Gary Furlong if that hand comes one centimeter closer to me you'll wish you were never born."

"Fine, fine. It was worth a try."

"No it wasn't! Did you really think you'd get away with it?"

"I thought maybe you'd be too wrapped up in this crappy movie to notice."

"Well the movie's not crappy and I did notice, so too bad. Now please shut up."

"…"

"…"

"I want ice cream, do you want ice cream?"

"No."

"Let's go get ice cream!"

"I'm watching the movie!"

"Well after the movie, then."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't want ice cream."

"How can you not want ice cream? It's ice cream!"

"Fine Squib, we'll get ice cream."

"Again with the eye rolling!"

"Again with the forcing me into stuff against my will!"

"Oh, poor you! Forced into a movie and ice cream!"

"Okay, now you're the one rolling your eyes. Hypocrite."

"Well, if you're going to be like that, maybe I don't want to get ice cream."

"No, no, it's fine. We'll get ice cream."

"So you do want ice cream! Who's the hypocrite now, huh?"

"Still you."

"Yeah well…at least I'm not…short…"

"We've gone beyond hypocrisy, now we're just being mean."

"Stop rolling your eyes!"

"I can't help it! It was a lame comeback!"

"Shut up and watch your movie."

"Gladly."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"SQUIB!"

"What? I'm stretching!"