"Taste the freaking rainbow!" Lynx yelled, throwing skittles at Insanity-chan. "Fear my mighty mightiness! Go, flying potato!" Insanity-chan yelled back. Yep, just a normal sugar-high day.

"Shut the hell up and help me with this game!" Ari stood in the doorway, gripping her Doomifull Hammer menacingly.

"Forward is the vague direction in which we venture!"

"Forward! Onward! That way! Yes, that way!" They stayed like that for five minutes until they forgot what they were doing, only to be reminded by Ari in a painfull way. "To the game room! Or the emergency room! Either would work well at this point!"

"Alright, so what's the problem?"

"This battle with Seymour. I always lose by his third form because of that stupid petrification!" Thunder rumbled outside the house. "Geez, sounds like it's right over the house."

Insanity-chan looked out the window. There was a perfect square over Ari's house and no one elses. The lightning was striking dangerously close to there house, making what seems next horribly cliched.

Suddenly,... why is it always suddenly? Why can't whatever it is send a postcard in advance. Saying something like 'Hi, how are you. I just wanted to let you know, I'm a sudden occurence, and I will be happening unexpectedly Saturday. So when I pop up, don't all jump in shock and fall down the stairs and lay there twitching and bleeding. So, I'll see you then.' And if Lynx is a half demon, shouldn't she, I don't know, sense it or get a bad feeling or something? Shutting up now.

... lightning struck Ari's house, hitting the game console and not damaging it, because that's usually what happens in the cliche. There was a flash of white light and when the girls regained their vision, they saw... a giant cicus bear named Fred dancing with a bowl of fruit? PAUSE!

You now see a bruenette hunched over her keyboard. Insanity-chan, Rikku, and her muse Cat are looking over her shoulder. The brunette, also known as the authoress of this fic, stares at Rikku. "Rikku, what have I said about giving me ideas. This will make no sense what-so-ever to the readers."

"But don't you see? This goes perfectly with the marshmallow's plot, and that will help the reader understand. Then I gallantly swoop in and take care of them for you, and you are eternally my slaves!"

"As the authoresses official muse, aka a figment of her imagination, I can't agree with this." Cat said.

Insanity-chan agreed. "And as her unofficial muse who gives her bad ideas in school, I am going to kick your butt! Fix it, ShadowdLynx! Now!" UNPAUSE!

When the girls regained their vision they saw the characters from the second to last battle with Seymour: Lulu, Auron, Yuna, Seymour, Wakka, Tidus, Kimahri, and Rikku.

The three girls stood there staring, while the fighters stared back at them. Lynx was slowly eating skittles. "Can I scream?" Insanity-chan asked slowly. Lynx nodded slowly. "WHAT the BLOODY HELL is going ON!" Time sped up with her outburst. Lynx started choking on her skittles, and stood there pounding on her chest while everyone stared because they were either too stupid to care, or they didn't just didn't care.

"I was choking! You didn't care!" Lynx whined, not like she really cared. It wasn't important, because as a half-demon she wouldn't be able to die from choking. Cats have excellent hacking abilities, and she would of spit it right up. Not like everyone else needed to know that yet.

"We know you couldn't of possibly died doing something so stupid. The smart people always die the most idiotic deaths." Ari explained, hoping to stop Lynx from ripping their hearts out with a rusty kitchen utensil.

"Isn't figuring out what happened more important, girl?" Seymour asked, irritaited. He was going to kill that blonde blitzer and have Yuna for himself. But whoopie, luckie him! He got transported here with his enemies and those strange girls! Even luckier for him, the voices in his head came, too.

"Shut up you hot, tattoed, blue-haired, crazy, sadistic freak! (The last three describe Lynx and her friends. He can be in there little group!) I was choking! In fact, I'm dead! I'm a freaking dead person! How does that make you feel!" She was answered with muttered "No, we really don't care that much..."

"How are you standing there?" Tidus asked in awe. He never met a dead person before. (This was before he found out about Maester Mika and Auron, remember?) "You can talk, too!"

Auron rolled his eyes. Tidus was like a son to him but come on. Jecht was not this stupid, even when drunk. Tidus' mother wasn't dumb either. He seriously respected the woman for putting up with him all these years. Even if Tidus didn't really resemble either of his parents. He looked more like Dirk Kriegs, Tidus' neighbor. The Kriegs son looked more like Jecht and Lydia.(dumb name for his mom, so what)

But they still should of watched Tidus when he was younger more carefully. He remembered watching Tidus run into walls... then back up again and run back into the wall... over and over again... for ten years...

"I'm not!" Lynx was waving her arms histerically. "I'm dead, idiot! I'm just laying on the floor, and rigormortis is starting! Soon I'll be rotting there! You people are sadistic!"

Insanity-chan blinked. Lynx was on a sugar high. That was so wonderful. Balloons and confetti and all that. Sometimes she acted as dumb as Rikku, even when not on a sugar high. "Your sadistic, too, ya moron."

"Yeah, I know." Lynx nodded happily.

Rikku's brain was in overdrive. "If that's the insane girl lying on the floor..." she muttered, pointing to the clearly corpseless spot. "And she's also standing there, eating skittles...that means...one of them's a clone! The standing one must of killed the real one, and she's a slave to the marshmallows!"

"This reminds me so much why I hate her character. I can't believe some people portray her as smart but naive." Insanity-chan grumbled.

"What do you mean?" Yuna asked. "And what are all these pictures of us doing in your possesion? Are you some sort of mage? Or a stalker?"

Ari sighed. Explaining would take awhile. She had a feeling after it was all done with, it would somehow involve her house.

"I have a little friend, he stays with me until the end! He also helps me when I'm bored, he's my bloody little sword!" Lynx burst into a random song. "See, here he is. He's oh-so-smart, and helps with everything! And he doesn't steal my skittles."

"Is she okay?" Yuna asked. Maybe she hit her head in an accident, or got to close to Sin? Then again, maybe not. At first, she thought that's what happened with Tidus. She eventually believed him, but he was still a dumb cutie. She was willing to excuse the idiocy as part of the shock of being 1000 years into the future, or something like that. Then she talked to Auron and found out he was always like that. Now he was like the dumber younger brother she never wanted. Too bad he interrupted her wedding to Seymour. He was good-looking and smart even if he was sort of insane, and she could of gotten rid of Tidus. 'Accidently' pushing him off of Mushroom Rock Road didn't work.

"No, she has the mentality of a tellytubby on drugs. We are her keepers, and soon we will unleash her insanity on the world, and I will finally achieve world domination. Been planning it for years, actually." Ari said this so innocently even Auron and Kimahri's jaws dropped a little.

"Seriously? She's actually smart, but enjoys acting the idiot so people underestimate her. Ignore what they say, they belong in an asylum. The world would be a boring, but safer place."

"Have you ever noticed asylums are like cults? You have to be a good little monkey and take your meds or they pump you full of drugs until you obey. Not like I've ever been there. But those special jackets look warm, don't they?"

"Lynx, shut up or go away." Lynx assumed a thinking position. "Hmmm, Ms. Trepe is bossy. I think I'm gonna go raid the secret candy stash, convienently located in a Ms. Ari's closet, top shelf behind the box of shiny objects." She walked off. "I didn't think she was going to listen."

Ari stood in silence. Then realization dawned on her...then set...then dawned again! "How did she find my stash!"

AN: I apologize to all offended people. Remember, you don't have to read this. Read InsanityCreator's stories. They're better than this, I assure you. Am I just telling the nice people who might actually like this story to NOT read this story? That's it, where's my straight jacket. RR please!