Dragonball Z; Alti-verse

Chapter 1

I don't own DBZ/GT.

For those that don't know, this is the sequel to Alternate Buu Saga. So if you haven't read it, this fic won't make a lot of sense.

After all the chaos and destruction of both Cell and Majin Buu, the remaining Z-fighters met at Kami's lookout.

"Oh mighty Shenron! We summon you!" Dende called out as the new dragonballs glowed with power. Shenron appeared above their heads and spoke;

"Make your first wish," Shenron commanded in his low voice.

"Please bring back all those killed by Cell, Babidi, and Majin Buu, except for those who have evil in their hearts!" Shenron's eyes flashed gold as he used his power.

"Your wish has been granted," Shenron told. "Now, make your final wish." Dende turned around towards the Z-fighters.

"What's next, guys?" the young Namek asked. Everyone stood thinking, but none could think of anything, save for Krillin.

"I got one!" Krillin ran up besides Dende and looked up towards Shenron. "I wish for Androids #18 and #17 to become humans!" Both #18 and #17 turned their attention when they heard his request. Shenron's eyes flashed again but then he stopped.

"I cannot," Shenron stated. "They are far too complicated. Ask another wish." Krillin sweat dropped. 'Shenron can't do something?' he thought.

"All right, instead I wish for their bombs to be removed!" Krillin said. Shenron's eyes flashed once again.

"Your wish has been granted. Until the next summoning." Shenron then returned to the dragonballs, and the magic orbs dispersed throughout Earth. #18 quickly stepped up next to Krillin.

"What was that for?" #18 demanded an answer. Krillin was taken aback.

"Aren't you happy?" Krillin asked.

"Of course, but I didn't want you to get any ideas!" #18 answered.

"Are you and #17 dating or something?" Krillin wondered.

"You idiot! #17 is my twin brother!" #18 yelled angrily. By now all the other Z-fighters had began listening in on the conversation.

"So that means you're available?" Krillin asked in hope. #18 barely kept herself from punching the short monk.

"Not for you!" #18 snarled.

"But what about when you kiss..."

"Shut up! Don't remind me! I did it cause I felt bad about how pathetic you were!" #18 explained. "I don't like you."

"Why? What's wrong with me?" Krillin asked.

"I'm hot, and your not," #18 blasted off into the air, leaving Krillin with a shocked expression, as well as everyone else.

"I'm going to die a virgin!" Krillin despaired, as everyone else began to go about their way. Piccolo, Gohan, and Vegito were all standing near the edge of the lookout.

"So how do you think ChiChi and Bulma will take this?" Piccolo asked the fusion. Vegito turned towards the Namek and shrugged his shoulders like Goku, but answered much more like Vegeta.

"I don't know, and frankly, I don't really care," Vegito stated. Gohan turned surprised.

"What do you mean? Aren't you still my Dad?" Gohan questioned.

"No! Why would I be?" Vegito was confused by the question.

"But aren't you still kind of Goku?" Piccolo wondered. Vegito sighed.

"For the last time! I'm not Kakkarot, and I'm not Vegeta! I'm Vegito!" the fusion tried to get them to understand.

"So my dad's gone?" Gohan asked sadly. Vegito put his arm on Gohan's shoulder.

"I'm sorry, but that's how it is," Vegito tried to comfort the half Saiyan. "I may not be your dad, but I can still be your Saiyan superior."

"Like an uncle?" Gohan asked, trying to not be sad.

"Sure! I'll be your uncle!" Vegito said almost proudly. Piccolo had to smile at this. But then he got more serious.

"Gohan may have taken this well, but I can't promise Bulma or ChiChi being quite so easy to convince, especially with Bulma having such a young child and ChiChi being pregnant," Piccolo said. Gohan's eyes widened.

"My mom's gonna have a baby?" Gohan pondered the news.

"I'm not worried. What's the worst that can happen?" Vegito laughed.

(At the Capsule Corp.)

"You did what?" Bulma and ChiChi both screamed at the news. "How could you do something so stupid?"

"It wasn't my fault! Neither Kakkarot or Vegeta knew what the Potara did!" Vegito tried explaining as he and Gohan sat on the kitchen counter. "Not that I'm complaining," Vegito added.

"But what about us?" Bulma demanded.

"What about you?" Vegito answered.

"Who gets to keep you?" Chichi restated Bulma's question.

"No one gets to keep me! I'm not married to either of you!" Vegito replied like it was obvious.

"Oh yeah! Well, if you can't decide, we'll decide for you!" Chichi said as she pulled out a coin. "Heads, I get you. Tails, Bulma gets you. Simple?" She flipped the coin and it landed on tails.

"Yes!" Bulma cheered, as she started moving towards a cringing Vegito.

"Not so fast, wench!" ChiChi tackled Bulma and they both started to fight with all their might. Vegito leaned back and watched with interest.

"Now, this is quality entertainment," Vegito stated. Gohan just looked scared and confused. After five minutes of smacking each other around Bulma and Chichi just lay on the brick floor exhausted. "Can I go now?" Vegito asked in a bored manner. Both women sat up.

"This isn't over, Vegeta!" Bulma threatened. "We're taking this to court!"

Will Krillin ever get married? What will be Vegito's fate?

To Be Continued...

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