Centauri Cruxis Angel: Yay! Chapter 3! God I love you guys, you know good humour when you read it! Okay, I'm happy that from my reviews I got everyone thought Shippo's diary was good, even though sometimes his writing was a tad bit hard to understand, though just think 'little kid' and it'll come easy… Mmmm, acoorns…
OH, AND I AM SOOOO SORRY THAT THIS HAS TAKEN SOOOO LONG, I BEEN SLACKING AND… SPENDING MY DAYS WATCHING FULLMETAL A. & WOLF'S RAIN IN SLOW MOTION!
Sessy-fluff: Ohh she's been slacking! Aahhhhhhhh! (Looks around to see if people are interested in his melodramatic acting) (Ohh look! They are!) IT BURNS FOR THE THIRD TIME! (Drops to the ground squirming)
(CCA takes finger of the lemon spray button, trust me it's better than 'sit'…) Its school, oh yes that pure eval stuff known as 'homework', and a variety of essays etc…I mean who wants to write an essay on an Australian song and its issues? Woah…definitely not me, but I have too…great-i-o. Especially now that I'm in High School (thinks of sending kamikaze squirrels to nest in the school to shut it down for a few weeks…thinks of the insurance though…)
Oh umm, I have also been writing another story too a cross-over between THREE anime/manga including InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist AND Chrono Crusade, watch out for it in a week or so, depends… It's a more serious, yet still humour, such as Ed falling in Winry's bathwater, WITH Winry in it, and Inu and Chrono both trying to be the ALPHA DEMON OF THE GROUP!
Mmm, yes just a short little thing before I start:
Acoorns are tasty!
Samus Rocks!
Ed Rocks!
Al Rocks!
Chrono iissss sooooo cute!
I luv you Sessy!
Hygiene has a nasty, hidden 'e'!
Kratos Rocks!
Shippo stores acoorns in his pants in the anime!
(Just see the bit where Inu shakes him upside down!)
Sheik rocks!
Squirrels are tasty roaste…opps, I mean, squirrels r cool!
Shippo's tail rocks!
Japan rocks!
Ed's leg rocks!
Rocks!
Socks!
Is it me or are your fave stories hard to find after a couple of days on look like jellyfish brains!
Would Jaken be attractive if I were a frog?
…Utterly doubt it……
Sends 'eval-eyebrow' birds (and I've thought of my own minion!)' to kill Jaken…
So to review responses…
demmaj: Sorry I couldn't answer your review in the second chapter because I posted it the same day! But it was a great idea! I'm using ya idea (credits for the 'Updates' goes to you at start of the chapter!), but my friend nicked it off me so now shhheeeee'sss doing Koga's diary. Sob.
medlii: Thanks! I love the 'Myogurt' idea I came up with, I thought of 'yoga' then the 'Indian' Yoplait ad! The genius of it all, though I know that Shippo's was good fun to read (though bit hard to understand, ie. Sise compraisonsize comparison). But trust me, get some lemon juice, that stuff works wonders…
moonlitStarDestiny: Fannks! Floofy squirrelz r cut! Sessy iz hott, so iz his bott! Oh ha ha hahahee! But YES! That is a great idea for Rin's! Luv the flowa ideas and embarrassing ideas and kicking Jaken's green slimy ass (included on Shippo's loofa) (eww…) if he tries anything! That is such a good idea for Rin's, I'll start tying hers after I do the finishing touches on Miroku's and Sessie's, then start the mushroom-obsessed/clay-headed Kikyo's at the same time…Don't worry, I'm a fast typer!...Well fast for a snail… I'll give you credit for your idea's posted all over Rin's Flower-Patterned Diary!
Goodness you do write long reviews don't you? But guess what, I do feel special! And yes, I too find Sesshomaru's hair unusually sexy, mmmmmm. Sess-sho-ma-rrrrrruuu. Mmmmm.
But you are not weird, because as I have said I have a thing for Sess, his hair, and his fluffy thang, so let us ride Geoffrey (that monster dude that Sess always rides on until he is sucked half-in by Miroku, but the revived by Tensagia, yay!) through the clouds and all praise Sessy and squirrels at the secret shrine of 'Du-Da'! (Waltzes off with squirrels)
Cruxis Gypsy: Yes, I know you find the 'nuts' funny and I find the 'insurance' part hilarious, but you're writing Kouga's so 'rasssssspppp' and this is Kagome's! And the last part was sooo not funny. Don't worry to everyone out there, I'm not mean to reviewers, just to THIS person 'cause she's my friend and she is sooo mean to me about Jaken. Don't ask…seriously… Oh and you can go get with Ed and Al AND Chrono and Remington and JAKEN……and the list goes on…
WritingWoman: Yes Inu IS stalking Sessy, who wouldn't…Wha? Oh yes, bloody power-hungry food…TODAY THE FRIDGE……TOMMOROW THE WORLD! But keep reviewing if you can!
Dancing Pickle: Don't worry Miroku's cult IS interesting, but the guys are trying to get with ALL the girls (but not Kaede, thank goodness!) and various logs, fluffy-'thangs' and trees….
Casui: Guess what? THIS IS KAGOME'S DIARY! Oh and cheers for the cabbages/stuffing (cough) idea! And the two reviews, was v. happy I did my special, 'Happy-cause-i-got-reviews-dance'!
Thanks to Casui who thought of Kagome's special talent/pastime of cabbage skills. How she uses this 'talent' you can only find out by reading on…MUHAHAHA!
DISCLAIMER: RASSSSPPPPPPPPPP! I DO NOT ……(eye-popping with stress)…O…WN……IN…UYASHA, THERE I SAID IT! HAPPY?
Entry 1
In feudal Japan AGAIN! Regular Flyer points are running very low through all this travelling, thinking of getting multi trip. 'Feudal Peeps 'r' Us' have a special on again…or maybe I should just catch the subway. It would save money on those dramatic water effects that always happen to me when I go through the well. But I fear that my travelling companions never get what I'm talking about. Their entire vocab consist of, 'ramen', 'fight', 'demon', 'mate', 'pervert', 'poptarts', 'jiggy', 'eunuch (authors note: Pirates of the Caribbean.' Remember?)', 'bonked' and 'horny'. Not sure where they learnt poptarts from though…
Entry 2
V. depressed today. InuYasha ate my homework…again! He said it smelt like Buyo and he was pretty hungry. Didn't have the heart to tell him that he ate only 2 minutes ago, and the sun that he had been watching was actually Shippo in his v. cute ball form. Time passed by Shippo: 23 hours, v. cute.
Did I mention it was cute?
Yeah, really cute!
Entry 3
I really doubt that anyone would believe, 'A dog-demon ate my homework…' Not to mention Shippo shredding it for some reason…could be something to do with hibernation?
Entry 4
Inu is standing behind me again. It's windy…………Does he think that I don't know that he's looking at my arse!
He could have just asked to look!
…Hmm? What?
Entry 5
Inu was being so mean to Shippo today! How could he? Shippo is just so cute, I gotta hug him!
Did Shippo just grope me?
Nah, couldn't of…just too cute!
Entry 6
Inu cutely apologised too! He's so nice sometimes!
Wait a sec…He's humping my leg!
SITSITSITSITSIT
God his arse is sooo fine when he tenses.
Must punish him more often…mmmm…granite…
Entry 7
Ran into Sesshomaru today. Fear that he has a tighter arse than Inu.
Need to get close enough to feel it…
Entry 8
Mmmm…granite-like…
Entry 9
WAIT A SEC THIS ISN'T SESSHOMARU!
IT'S A LUMP OF GRANITE!
IT ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK INU, HONEST!
Entry 10
DAMN FRIGGIN' GRANITE! DAMN SESSHOMARU MOVING SO FAST! I NEED TO GET SOME SORT OF CITRUS HOMING COLLAR FOR HIM OR SOMETHING!
Entry 11
Okay…deep breaths……WHAT THE? Inu's… INU'S TRYING TO HIT ON SESSHOMARU! THAT'S IT…WHERE'S MY TRANQUILISERS?
YOU MAY TRY TO RUN SESSHOMARU…OKAY, WELL YOU CAN RUN… BUT YOU CAN'T GET WITH YOUR BROTHER WITHOUT ME THERE TOO!
Entry 12
V. Sad. Couldn't get with either brother today no matter how much I stuffed my bra and put tranquilisers in their acorns that seem to be falling out their pants…
Would they be storing them?
I thought demons ate friendly, local, encyclopaedia sales men?
Oh well they were both to busy fighting naked in that mud puddle to notice…
Entry 13
Practice 'speed bra-stuffing, with cabbages' today, becoming v. skilled, hand-eye coordination going to an outstanding level! But need to note, painful if I do it wrong… I hit Miroku in the eye, see? Though I wonder what he was doing sneaking around with that leg wax? The only interruption was when that green slimy thing attached to my leg. Sprayed it with pepper spray and chucked it onto the campfire.
Would have been some good eating, if only if the fire wouldn't have died.
In horror of its 'Leg-Humpers anonymous' pamphlet reader that had just landed on it of course.
Entry 14
What the…? Was that Jaken?
Now what's he…EWWWWWWWW!
What's he doing spanking Miroku?
Realised that this is a very perverted world. V. scared.
Maybe go and caress my Inu shrine to calm down…
Mmm…granite…
Entry 15
Miroku being comforted by Sango for going though his ordeal with Jaken…He groped Sango's arse.
Glad he's back to normal and not mentally scarred or anything!
Entry 16
Feeling great remorse for Inu's brother for that deranged green loofa that follows him around, IT'S such a leg perv.
Thank God for Rin, she'll kill Jaken if he tries to get… 'bis-ay'……
Maybe I should give him a helping hand…and stick him to Sess……MUHAHAHAHA!
Entry 17
Talked to Koga today, always a v. nice guy!
He's understanding, kind, manly, manly with his manly furs, he knows a lot about mini-skirts, hair braids, fashion, talks about InuYasha, what I use on my hair to keep it nice, what I stuff my bra with, what Inu's likes, whether he could get it, whether I think his legs are smooth enough, whether he's fat, he says that I've got a great figure, if he would look nice in my skirt, whether scarlet is his colour, what he uses on his hair, what Inu's would like more manly furs, or smooth legs, if him, me and InuYasha could do hair braids together…
Doesn't he sound so nice?
Why can't more guys be like him?
Entry 18
Found Koga crying! Asked him what's wrong, and he said that InuYasha hates him.
Told him that of course Inu hates him, because you always talk with me.
Didn't seem to console him, he cried even harder muttering about.
I love guys who show their feelings!
Entry 18
Saw Kikyo snooping around with cabbages today that witch! She is just sooooooooo copying me, just because that she can't grow cabbages good! And she thinks that sheeeeee sooooooooo great because of a little tongue wrestling with Inu… So what? I can…have…vocal cord strumming… with him! Yeah that's right! Yeah, we get it on sooooo good Kikyo, that…that you don't even get it that good from…Sesshomaru's 'horny' dragon!
Oh what the hell… I'm still gonna send my secret minions on you…
Cabbage fairies…MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Entry 19
In neon green leotards and Lyra tank tops.
God I'm evil…MUHAHAHAHA!
Entry 20
Today InuYasha offered to show me how to swing that big sword of his!
Later…
I thought as well as going big, Tetsusaiga did cool attacks too…
Oh well, v. educational nonetheless!
Entry 21
Seen that Inu has taken up 'Ferret Panting' with Shippo. Looks quite fun, Shippo constantly scurrying in and out of those pantaloons of Inu, holding v. cute acorns. Though Inu never gets in the proper swing of things and it always ranting about hidden acorns and nests, plus I don't think he realises that Shippo is really into it since he's in there most of the time…
But fearing that Inu maybe spending too much time with acorns.
Entry 22
Chucked acorns in river. So long suckers! InuYasha's mine, all mine…my preccioussssssssss……
Eh…wha? Sorry 'bout that…
Heard a strange wailing/growling/hacking noise, sounded upset!
Entry 23
Noticed later that Shippo was gnawing on my leg.
Poor thing! He's teething!
Must buy him chew-toy in shape of an acorn since he's so fond of them.
Entry 24
Miroku acting rather strange today.
He was carrying around a boat paddle and ranting about making the Erotic Spanking God's happy with a sacrifice.
People these days! They look fine when there are things to eat, but after a few days of eating these pink and purple mushrooms they turn out to be right nutters.
Now where have my precious rutabaga fairies got to?
Entry 25
Miroku came up to me today muttering about wanting to see huge mountains.
I handily offered to help him, and he cheered up a fair bit!
But when I pointed out these gigantic peaks in the distance he seemed sort of let down.
Weirdo. They were the biggest mountains I'VE seen.
Entry 26
Today helped Sango with her traps that she's set out to snare demons.
They're quite ingenious actually, the 'cupcake-in-the-clearing-while-we-wait-in-the-bushes-with-tranquilisers' was the best.
Had heaps of fun when Sesshomaru came into the clearing for the squirrel-cupcake, and we tranquilised him.
Entry 27
I have to say he looked quite pretty with those ribbons we added to his hair.
And the curled hair.
And the high-heels.
And stuffed bra.
Heh heh.
Entry 28
Believe that Miroku is wanting to become 'better acquainted' with InuYasha.
Entry 29
Keeps on say that he wants to see a 'big sword', and let me tell you that Inu has the BIGGEST sword I've ever seen!
Entry 30
It is in my duty to see that Inu keeps Tetsusaiga away from Miroku and any other object that Miroku can get those dirty hands on!
Entry 31
Took InuYasha through well to get away from Miroku… Chucked cabbages back through to severely maim him.
Hit him in groin…YESSSSSSSSSS!
Entry 32
Believe that Inu is still not safe from fangirls/fanboys/fanthings/fanlofas even in my own world. Found Souta trying to hum Inu's leg innocently. Noted on his outstanding sneak-i-ness factor before I v. angrily through one of my fairies down his pants.
That should keep him busy…
Entry 33
Today Souta taught Inu a new word. Oh yes this is gonna be really beneficial for him…
Condom…
Really gonna kill Souta…
Entry 34
Oh man…Inu's just asked me if he can have one!
They never teach you about this in school!
Okay, where's my cabbages?
Entry 35
Ewwww! He's asked me if they're tasty…
'Well they…come…in…all different flavours...'
'Ramen?'
'No…no ramen flavoured ones…'
'Awww……Do they come in…catnip?'
Inu is so perving on Buyo. Gonna kill Buyo for stealing Inu's pervs, which SHOULD be MINE!
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Entry 36
Oh, though must check if my fairies have brought me any of Kikyo limbs…
All in a good days work I think!
So did you like it? Heh heh heh, now don't forget to R&R… And look out for my 'coming soon' (not actual name… or size) story and the next chapter!
Preview of one of Miroku's entries…You lucky peoples you!
Sango and Kagome made me and Inu do our punishments today. I mean, where do they come of with the, 'do the washing' punishment, 'massage our feet' punishment, and 'do Kagome's homework' and 'mud wrestle naked together while we watch' punishments. Come on where do those two women come of with the homework! I can't even do alg-er-bra!