Disclaimer: For the last time in this fic, Gundam Seed ain't mine.
a/n: Whew! Two chapters in one day is hard work! But I gotta do it. Thanks to all who reviewed! Hope you like this chapter as much as I don't. And that wasn't a typo error, either. Stay tuned for my other stories, which will probably be only one chapter from now on. Well, on with the story!
Lacus eventually gave back Shin's cell phone after losing a kazillion times playing "Doom". He called the CIA and the police, with a lot of help from the others, and Yzak's good advice ("If Kira has an IQ of four, you must have an IQ of cheese!" Yzak sneered.)
Mr. Pink and bin Laden were caught in the act of trying to flatten each other with gigantic weights.
The police didn't see bin Laden sneak out of the police truck. So he was still running loose somewhere on the planet (or in someone's backyard).
"My Buster!" Dearka screamed in delight (like a girl) when he saw his Gundam in a storage bay.
After that, the others went in their Gundams (finally). Sai, meanwhile, was imprisoned for stealing Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak and the Terminator's laser.
Two weeks later…
Shin was being pampered and fussed over by his hair stylist, make-up artist, and so on. At least I'm not in a crummy hutbeing threatened to be beheaded, he thought.
Cagalli had gone back to bashing Athrun whenever he made these "attempts" to get her to make out with him.
Kira had been tortured by Lacus's endless chitchat about peace. Everytime she talked to Kira about that topic (which was what she always talked about), Kira would fall asleep after her second sentence.
Milly had to send Dearka to a "noodles and soup" rehabilitation center, since she was getting tired of him spilling soup all over her (first, it was on her arm, then all over her hair, then right at her face).
Yzak went back to staying at least a hundred yards away from Nicol so that no one would think he was gay. And Nicol recently won a cash prize in a contest called "I'm happy an gay," which he spent by buying all kinds of cosmetics
Then one day, something out of the ordinary happened.
First, there was news that a number of active volcanoes all over the world had erupted at the same time.
Then, a tsunami in the Pacific Ocean.
Then, a flash… and someone disappeared.
"This news just in: Shin Asuka, the famous actor, having just been found two weeks ago, has disappeared again! No one knows where he is, we just hope that he would be found-,"
Athrun switched the TV off, cutting off the newscaster before she could say another word.
"No way am I gonna go look for that jackass-again," he said.
"Shin Asuka has disappeared!"
Kira pulled the plug of his TV, for the simple reason that he thought it was closer to him than the remote was.
"If that asshole thinks I'm gonna look for him, too bad."
Dearka was visited by Milly, Yzak, Nicol, Lacus and Cagalli in the rehab. They were watching "Chobits" when the show was rudely interrupted by the news flash, which they didn't even bother to listen to, the minute they heard Shin Asuka's name mentioned.
"Wanna go to the cafeteria? The food there is good!" Dearka suggested.
"So you're not addicted to noodles anymore?" Cagalli asked.
"Nope!" Dark confirmed. "I am now addicted to burritos!"
"Let's just hope you won't have to be sent to a Mexican food rehab," Milly sighed.
"He gets addicted to pretty much anything!" Yzak sneered.
"If only he was gay…" Nicol sighed, "… he would be addicted to me!"
Everyone stared at him, their jaws dropping one by one.
"WHAAT?" Nicol said.
THE END… OR IS IT?
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