Author's Note: This one came to me as I was watching "Music of the Night" in the new Schumacher "Phantom" film. Could this have been Christine's unconscious response to him as he sang to her (and felt her up)?

Fondle me Gently

Christine:

Fondle me,
Fondle me gently,
When we're down below!

Remember that,
Once in a while,
I like you go slow!

When you find
Your hands are roaming up...
And down and everywhere on me,
Just remember I'm a virgin:
Be gentle with me!

I never said
You had to go away
Nor yet return me back above,
But just tell me you'll
Be gentle
When we start to love.

Fon—dle me all over, please feel free!
(This "music of the night" sounds good to me!)

Fondle me
When I wake up
Alone in your swan bed
Imagine me
Envisioning us,
To—gether in my head!

Don't let me go!
There's so much I don't know!
Let me stay down here in your lair.
There will never be a day when
Raoul grows a pair!

Erik:

Can this be? Can this be Christine?

Hurrah!

What a change! Have you made up your mind?
No vacillation, now, my dear!
I'll touch you all you want if you
Choose me over that queer!

Christine:

If I go past
the point of no return,
Who knows what ecstasies there'll be?
But I'm sure it all starts with your
Hands all over me!