Chapter 1 Hojo the Hobo
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
Hojo walks on the stage and sits on the floor.
"Hojo the Hobo...is a hobo."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Am not!"
"Are too! AND THAT'S FINAL!" Shouted Hojo.
"Okay Hobo."
"Shut up."
"Hojo the Hobo...is a girl."
"And I'm proud of it!" (I can't control my laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"You're weird."
"Thank you."
"Hojo the Hobo...is going out with a stool." (He he...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
"IT'S A STOOL!"
"Again you're weird."
"Thank you and by the way we're engaged."
"Hojo the Hobo...is really Kikyo in disguise."
"WHO!"
"Hojo the Hobo...is married to a table."
"NO I'M NOT!"
A chair (the one Hojo's engaged to) comes flying from the audience and hits Hojo in the head. He falls unconscious.
"Now you know Hojo the Hobo."
He wakes up and says, "Yes they do."
"You're weird! You're supposed to disagree with me. GET AWAY FROM ME!" (runs away and you can hear the voice screaming like a girl)
"What did I do? Did I do something wrong?" Ask Hojo with a confuse look.
Well? Funny? Stupid? I couldn't stop laughing. Tell me what you think in your review.
My friend thinks it's funny. She says I'm demented and crazy and that she respects me for it. And if I ever lost that craziness she would lose her respect for me. She also picked the next character. SANO from Rurouni Kenshin. I'll let you guys pick next time. And I'll keep going back and forth.
REVIEW! OR ELSE!