Sitting in a tree

Inspired by a getbackers fic.

Thousand killer and shameless miko

Kyo and Okuni, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

Yukimura, blinking, "are you sure that's all they're doing up there?"

Singer blinks, shudders, and goes off to have a cold shower and common sense knocked into her head.

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Shadow man and shameless miko

'Tora and Okuni, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-

Singer is gagged with Okuni's string-things while Benitora is down with a nose bleed at the mere thought.

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Shadow man and master strategist

'Tora and Yu- WHAT THE- I didn't even say his NAME! OI!

Singer flees from the entire Sanada Ten. Miraculously, she escapes. Even more miraculously, Yukimura doesn't even say a word.

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Shadow man and Bounty hunter

'Tora and Yuya, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

First comes- YEE!

Singer dodges a Mizuchi, three bullets and one of Mahiro's spiders, but is admitted into the hospital with frostbite.

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Master strategist and Bounty hunter

Yuki and Yuya, sitting in a-

Yukimura: I'd get a better place than a tree.

Kyo and Yuya sweatdrop. Singer faints dead away.

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Master strategist and prepubescent ninja

...ew.

Wind demon and prepubescent ninja

…………not singing this.

Overanxious ninja and prepubescent ninja

………….ENOUGH WITH THE SHOTACON!

Moth girl and prepubescent ninja

Singer, holding vol.9, considers, then, "Yukimura, hold him down."

Santera and Sasuke, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

Saizo is holding the muramusa out of reach and Yukimura, though nearly breathless with laughter, holds the screaming Sasuke tightly.

First comes love, then comes marri- ACK! NOOO, Basara, HAVE MERCY!

Maro haunts singer to the grave.

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Ice Emperor and Bounty hunter

Akira and Yuya, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

First comes love, then comes-

Three bullets and Benitora's spear bounce off the huge, five-meter thick cube of ice that has just encased the singer. Singer pouts and uses her lighter to melt a breathing hole in the ice.

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Aaaaannnnnddddd…. Now, the grand finale,

Thousand killer and bounty hunter

Kyo and Yuya, sitting in a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

Singer, still in ice cube, takes a deep breath, wary of vengeful nii-sama ghosts.

First comes love, then comes marriage,

Then comes baby in a baby carriage!

Singer cackles delightedly while multiple attacks skid off her ice cube.

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