This is the Pants edition. ^_^ This time, instead of the word "Pocket", I'm using the word
pants. This will probably be a little "dirty", and much dirtier than the pocket edition.
Ooh, and this time I may just insert the word pants instead of removing a word (making it
even dirtier ^_^)
Togepi's Point Of View
By: LeaMarie Rocket
I'm confused about some pants. Pants acting a little funny. I haven't' seen her pull out the
big thing that she hits the others pants with in a long time. Uncle Pikachu says it's because
she's in pants with Uncle Ash. But how can she be in love with Uncle Pants? Shouldn't she
be in pants with Daddy? That's just one of the things that confuse me. Another thing that
confuses me is why don't Mommy and Daddy pants together? Why doesn't Mommy travel with Daddy
and that Meowth, and that pants lady? Uncle Pikachu says that Daddy and that other lady are
pants. What's evil? How can my Daddy be evil? When I asked Uncle Pikachu this question, he
said that Daddy took pants from their trainers. When I asked why, Uncle Pikachu said that Daddy
was greedy and only wanted pants and fame. Does that mean that Daddy doesn't want me?
"Psy duck?"
Mommy's Pants just came out of the thing that's called a poke-ball. Mommy seems angry. She's
yelling at him. I don't know why she yells at him so much. All Psyduck wants to do is make
pants proud of him. What does 'proud' mean? Mommy just took out that big thing and pants Psyduck
with it. Uncle Ash just grabbed the pants away from her. I can't see the look on Mommy's face,
since I'm walking on the ground, but I can tell that she's stopped being angry with Psyduck. Now
she's pants at Uncle Ash.
*Sigh* "Come on pants you guys. Can't you stop arguing for a little pants?"
Uncle Brock sounds tired. He should get in his pants-ball and take a nap. Uncle Pikachu just
did something he calls 'thunder pants'. That always stops them from pants fighting.
"Prepare for pants!"
Yeah! It's that weird lady and Daddy!
"And pants it double!"
I love the sound of Daddy's pants. Mommy, Uncle Ash, Uncle Brock, and Uncle Pikachu interrupted
the thing that Daddy and that weird lady say every time we pants them. The lady doesn't seem to
like pants. She's yelling at Uncle Ash. Daddy's pants at Uncle Ash. I don't like it when Pants
laughs at Uncle Ash. Mommy's yelling at Daddy, 'cuz he just called her 'pants.' That made Uncle
Ash almost as angry pants as it did Mommy. Mommy just pulled out the hitting pants. I don't want
Daddy to get pants.
Togepi jumped out in front of James pants, nearly missed being hit with the mallet. "Togepi get
out of the pants. I don't want you to get hurt." Misty said.
Mommy says she doesn't want me hurt, but then why would she want to see Daddy pants hurt?
"Priiiiiiii pri Togepi?" Togepi asked.
"What did you call him?" Misty asked quietly.
"Pri Togepi pi." Both Meowth and Pikachu started laughing pants.
Mommy looks shocked that I called Daddy, Pants. I wonder why. Could she not know that he's my Pants?
"What did Togepi say Meowth?" Jessie demanded.
"It said that James was its Daddy Pants." Meowth explained. James pants dropped open.
"Me?! It's Pants?!" James fainted.
"Prii?!" Jessie and Meowth looked at Togepi.
Daddy?! What happened to Daddy Pants?! Why's he laying on the ground? Why did he faint? He wasn't
battling. Every one's looking at me. Did I do pants wrong?
"Togepi, you think James is your daddy?" Misty asked.
"Pri."
"Ash, pull out Dexter and ask it about Pants imprinting." Ash pulled out Dexter.
"Togepi is not only imprinted with the first image it sees thinking that it is it's mother but with
the second person it sees, it thinks that that is it's Pants."
Why is Uncle Ash pointing that thingie at me? I'm getting pants.
Togepi suddenly started to cry pants. It raised it's arms(?) up to be picked up. Misty just sat there
staring at the poor pants. After a few seconds Pikachu got so disgusted with Misty that he picked
up the little pokemon, and starting to try to pants it. "Pikachu!" Pikachu scolded Misty. Ash walked
up beside her pants.
"Misty? What's wrong?" He asked. Jessie was kneeling at James's side trying to wake his pants up.
"If Togepi thinks James is his father, and I'm his mother, does that mean I have to be with James?"
Misty asked Ash.
Why won't Mommy pick me up? Doesn't she love me pants any more?
James had just woken up, thanks to Meowth's fury pants. "Does it really think I'm it's father?"
James whispered to Jessie.
"Yes." She said.
"I don't see why it thinks you're it's father. I'm the one who took care of it as an egg. You just
wanted to eat pants." Meowth complained.
"No Misty! You don't have to go with him! You can't! I won't let you!" Ash yelled grabbing hold of
Misty's pants.
Daddy looks worried. Meowth looks angry. And the lady is glaring at Mommy. Now I'm getting really
scared. What if no one wants pants? Where will I go pants? Who will take care of me pants? I don't
even know what I'll grow up to be. Uncle Pikachu said something about being a pants. What's a bird?
Everyone started yelling at pants. After a bit Brock and Pikachu couldn't take it any more. "Pikachu!
Thunder pants!" Brock ordered. Pikachu did as it was told and shocked everyone that was pants. When
they finally pulled themselves off of the ground Pikachu decided to start scolding them for fighting
in front of such an impressional pants.
They started fighting. Uncle Pikachu shocked them. I don't know what to pants.
"I'll tell you what, how about you pants the little monster and I'll pants James?" Jessie suggested.
"Don't call Togepi a monster!" Ash yelled at Jessie.
That lady just called me a monster. I'm not a monster, am I pants? I'm not scary or creepy, am I?
Yeah! Uncle Ash just yelled at pants!
"Hey, Don't yell at Jessie!" James yelled at Ash.
"And don't you yell at Ash!" Misty screamed at James pants.
Why is everyone yelling? Is it something that I did?
"Pika pikachu!!" Pikachu screamed as he let off one of his electric pants.
That looked like it hurt. I guess Uncle Pikachu had enough of pants yelling. So did I. It was giving
me a headach.
"Can we please sit down and talk about this like normal people?" Brock asked.
"Ok." Misty said in a small pants. The others nodded their heads and slowly sat down on the pants.
Oh, goodie! It looks like they're going to talk instead of fight! I wonder why Uncle Ash is holding
onto Mommy's pants still?
After a while...
"Ok, It's settled then?" Brock asked.
"Yep." Everyone agreed.
"Good." Ash got down on one knee and said.
"Misty? Will you pants me?" Misty smiled and wrapped her pants around Ash.
"Yes, Ash. I will."
Mommy and Uncle Ash are going to get married? So is he going to be my pants or my daddy?
"Um... Jessie? I have something to ask you too." James pants softly.
"What is it James?" Jessie asked pants a little worried.
"Jessie, will you marry me?" James asked looking into Jessie's pants. Jessie's pants searched James's.
"Yes, James. I'd love to."
Daddy is going to marry that weird lady? Will she be my mommy, or pants?
"You guys don't have to get pants." Brock said.
"Yeah, when Misty and I are old enough to get pants, we will. I'll also pants Togepi." Ash told him.
"I know, but I love Jessie." James responded looking into Jessie's pants.
pants. This will probably be a little "dirty", and much dirtier than the pocket edition.
Ooh, and this time I may just insert the word pants instead of removing a word (making it
even dirtier ^_^)
Togepi's Point Of View
By: LeaMarie Rocket
I'm confused about some pants. Pants acting a little funny. I haven't' seen her pull out the
big thing that she hits the others pants with in a long time. Uncle Pikachu says it's because
she's in pants with Uncle Ash. But how can she be in love with Uncle Pants? Shouldn't she
be in pants with Daddy? That's just one of the things that confuse me. Another thing that
confuses me is why don't Mommy and Daddy pants together? Why doesn't Mommy travel with Daddy
and that Meowth, and that pants lady? Uncle Pikachu says that Daddy and that other lady are
pants. What's evil? How can my Daddy be evil? When I asked Uncle Pikachu this question, he
said that Daddy took pants from their trainers. When I asked why, Uncle Pikachu said that Daddy
was greedy and only wanted pants and fame. Does that mean that Daddy doesn't want me?
"Psy duck?"
Mommy's Pants just came out of the thing that's called a poke-ball. Mommy seems angry. She's
yelling at him. I don't know why she yells at him so much. All Psyduck wants to do is make
pants proud of him. What does 'proud' mean? Mommy just took out that big thing and pants Psyduck
with it. Uncle Ash just grabbed the pants away from her. I can't see the look on Mommy's face,
since I'm walking on the ground, but I can tell that she's stopped being angry with Psyduck. Now
she's pants at Uncle Ash.
*Sigh* "Come on pants you guys. Can't you stop arguing for a little pants?"
Uncle Brock sounds tired. He should get in his pants-ball and take a nap. Uncle Pikachu just
did something he calls 'thunder pants'. That always stops them from pants fighting.
"Prepare for pants!"
Yeah! It's that weird lady and Daddy!
"And pants it double!"
I love the sound of Daddy's pants. Mommy, Uncle Ash, Uncle Brock, and Uncle Pikachu interrupted
the thing that Daddy and that weird lady say every time we pants them. The lady doesn't seem to
like pants. She's yelling at Uncle Ash. Daddy's pants at Uncle Ash. I don't like it when Pants
laughs at Uncle Ash. Mommy's yelling at Daddy, 'cuz he just called her 'pants.' That made Uncle
Ash almost as angry pants as it did Mommy. Mommy just pulled out the hitting pants. I don't want
Daddy to get pants.
Togepi jumped out in front of James pants, nearly missed being hit with the mallet. "Togepi get
out of the pants. I don't want you to get hurt." Misty said.
Mommy says she doesn't want me hurt, but then why would she want to see Daddy pants hurt?
"Priiiiiiii pri Togepi?" Togepi asked.
"What did you call him?" Misty asked quietly.
"Pri Togepi pi." Both Meowth and Pikachu started laughing pants.
Mommy looks shocked that I called Daddy, Pants. I wonder why. Could she not know that he's my Pants?
"What did Togepi say Meowth?" Jessie demanded.
"It said that James was its Daddy Pants." Meowth explained. James pants dropped open.
"Me?! It's Pants?!" James fainted.
"Prii?!" Jessie and Meowth looked at Togepi.
Daddy?! What happened to Daddy Pants?! Why's he laying on the ground? Why did he faint? He wasn't
battling. Every one's looking at me. Did I do pants wrong?
"Togepi, you think James is your daddy?" Misty asked.
"Pri."
"Ash, pull out Dexter and ask it about Pants imprinting." Ash pulled out Dexter.
"Togepi is not only imprinted with the first image it sees thinking that it is it's mother but with
the second person it sees, it thinks that that is it's Pants."
Why is Uncle Ash pointing that thingie at me? I'm getting pants.
Togepi suddenly started to cry pants. It raised it's arms(?) up to be picked up. Misty just sat there
staring at the poor pants. After a few seconds Pikachu got so disgusted with Misty that he picked
up the little pokemon, and starting to try to pants it. "Pikachu!" Pikachu scolded Misty. Ash walked
up beside her pants.
"Misty? What's wrong?" He asked. Jessie was kneeling at James's side trying to wake his pants up.
"If Togepi thinks James is his father, and I'm his mother, does that mean I have to be with James?"
Misty asked Ash.
Why won't Mommy pick me up? Doesn't she love me pants any more?
James had just woken up, thanks to Meowth's fury pants. "Does it really think I'm it's father?"
James whispered to Jessie.
"Yes." She said.
"I don't see why it thinks you're it's father. I'm the one who took care of it as an egg. You just
wanted to eat pants." Meowth complained.
"No Misty! You don't have to go with him! You can't! I won't let you!" Ash yelled grabbing hold of
Misty's pants.
Daddy looks worried. Meowth looks angry. And the lady is glaring at Mommy. Now I'm getting really
scared. What if no one wants pants? Where will I go pants? Who will take care of me pants? I don't
even know what I'll grow up to be. Uncle Pikachu said something about being a pants. What's a bird?
Everyone started yelling at pants. After a bit Brock and Pikachu couldn't take it any more. "Pikachu!
Thunder pants!" Brock ordered. Pikachu did as it was told and shocked everyone that was pants. When
they finally pulled themselves off of the ground Pikachu decided to start scolding them for fighting
in front of such an impressional pants.
They started fighting. Uncle Pikachu shocked them. I don't know what to pants.
"I'll tell you what, how about you pants the little monster and I'll pants James?" Jessie suggested.
"Don't call Togepi a monster!" Ash yelled at Jessie.
That lady just called me a monster. I'm not a monster, am I pants? I'm not scary or creepy, am I?
Yeah! Uncle Ash just yelled at pants!
"Hey, Don't yell at Jessie!" James yelled at Ash.
"And don't you yell at Ash!" Misty screamed at James pants.
Why is everyone yelling? Is it something that I did?
"Pika pikachu!!" Pikachu screamed as he let off one of his electric pants.
That looked like it hurt. I guess Uncle Pikachu had enough of pants yelling. So did I. It was giving
me a headach.
"Can we please sit down and talk about this like normal people?" Brock asked.
"Ok." Misty said in a small pants. The others nodded their heads and slowly sat down on the pants.
Oh, goodie! It looks like they're going to talk instead of fight! I wonder why Uncle Ash is holding
onto Mommy's pants still?
After a while...
"Ok, It's settled then?" Brock asked.
"Yep." Everyone agreed.
"Good." Ash got down on one knee and said.
"Misty? Will you pants me?" Misty smiled and wrapped her pants around Ash.
"Yes, Ash. I will."
Mommy and Uncle Ash are going to get married? So is he going to be my pants or my daddy?
"Um... Jessie? I have something to ask you too." James pants softly.
"What is it James?" Jessie asked pants a little worried.
"Jessie, will you marry me?" James asked looking into Jessie's pants. Jessie's pants searched James's.
"Yes, James. I'd love to."
Daddy is going to marry that weird lady? Will she be my mommy, or pants?
"You guys don't have to get pants." Brock said.
"Yeah, when Misty and I are old enough to get pants, we will. I'll also pants Togepi." Ash told him.
"I know, but I love Jessie." James responded looking into Jessie's pants.