A/N: First chapter. This was originally going to be two chapters, but it was pretty short so it was suggested that I combine them. So voila. Enjoy, lipschions. Alsosorry for the lack of indent. Microsoft Word went crazy on me and completely rid itself of all indications that this fic ever existed, so I had to restart it on wordpad.

Disclaimer: The only part of this that is owned by me is the plot. JKR owns pretty much everything else.

It had been four days since moving in with her best friend, Blaise Zabini, and Ginny Weasley was finally going to invite the girls over for a sleepover: Colin Creevey, Luna Lovegood, and Hermione Granger. Blaise was obviously included, being a bisexual. Gabrielle Delacour, unfortunately, was visiting her sick grandmother back in France and was unable to attend. However, that would not stop tonight from being crazy good fun.

Ginny was eating Lucky Charms when Blaise came home at 6 from working at Fred and George's Joke Shop. Blaise worked the register and Colin helped the customers. Ginny had at first wanted to work there, but her job waitressing at the Three Broomsticks with Hermione and Gabrielle was far too fun to pass up.

"Ginny, it was the biggest rash I've ever seen!" Blaise exclaimed, nearly passing out on the table.

"What are you talking about?" she asked, staring, yet interested. Blaise poured himself some cereal and began his story.

"Well, Fred and George came in to figure out where to put their new product, Sunburn Cream... The point of it is to switch it with someone's sunblock, then they'll put it on and half an hour later they'll have a rash on them that resembles sunburn. Doesn't hurt or peel, though. Anyway, while they were finding a place for it, a customer came in. And George asked him if he wanted to have a free sample of it, since he was the first one to see it. So he did, and he rubbed it all over himself, andsoon enoughhe had the rash... And it started itching him, and then it started changing colors! The kid turned into a living rainbow!" At this last word, he fainted into his cereal.

"Gross."

Ginny was about to pull Blaise out of his cereal when sheheard a knock at the door. Whoever was there just opened it and let him/herself right in.

"WE'RE HERE!" shouted a high-pitched, but clearly masculine voice. Ginny immediately recognized the voice as Colin Creevey. And by "we're", Colin meant the whole gang. Himself, Luna, and Hermione.

"Come on in!" Ginny yelled to the people standing at the door. They all flooded into the kitchen and grabbed a stool at the hexagonal island.

"So girls, anything new?" Blaise asked, still eating Lucky Charms with milk dripping off his chin and nose. Even while eating his cereal, he would hold his pinky out. Ginny thought it weird at first, but since she'd been living with Blaise, she got used to it and didn't seem to notice anymore.

"Well," Hermione said, laying her hands out flat on the table, "Ron proposed!" Colin gasped, Blaise spat out his cereal, Lunabriefly closed her eyes and flinched, and Ginny dropped the popcorn bag.

"Really!" Ginny asked, eyes sparkling. Hermione nodded, and Ginny ran over and hugged her. "Oh, Hermione! WE'LL BE SISTERS!" she exclaimed.

Once the shock of the engagement was over and everyone had taken a good look at Hermione's ring, Ginny put the popcorn bag in the microwave, and Blaise cleaned his face.

"You know, I think we need some margaritas to celebrate," Blaise suggested, just as Ginny was pouring the buttery popcorn into a blue, glass bowl. He reached in for a handful, then opened up a cabinet and grabbed five regular plastic cups, since they hadn't yet bought thesleepover plastic cups.

Blaise quickly whipped up the margaritas to celebrate the wedding and made a toast to Ron and Hermione. "May you breed like test bunnies." Hermione blushed, and the table toasted the soon-to-be couple, even though Ron was not present. Then, after getting all of the guests, his roommate, and himself thoroughly sloshed, Blaise turned on the muggle karaoke machine, a housewarming gift from Ginny's father. It was time for drunken karaoke.

"If I was a rich girl! Nananananana...nanananananananana! I'd have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy girl!" Ginny slurred, at least 10 seconds behind the music. Colin stumbled over and joined her for a duet. "Clean out Vivienne Westwood in my Galliano gown!" he squeaked.

By the end of the song, Colin and Ginny were swaying and drooling. Luna took over, singing 1, 2 Step to the tune of a funeral march. Blaise, Ginny, Colin, and Hermione were clapping as they watched Luna do the Macarena to 1, 2 Step set to a funeral march. It was an interesting, or rather, horrifying, sight.

Hermione was much too embarassed to sing, but Ginny and Blaise forced some more margarita into her and she started singing Dancing Queen. It was a real riot, and before Hermione finished the song, all five of the friends had passed out on the floor.