Keri: Whoot...It's my first Teen Titans fic... actually my first one ever but hey, whatever. Anyways, this is where I say the disclaimer... but what if I don't want to? Ahahahaha!
Robin: Help! She stole me! KIDNAPPER!
Keri: Uh...you don't hear Robin's voice from inside my closet where I kidnapped him and I'm keeping him hidden...your just hearing things! On with the story!
Disclaimer: Yeah...yeah...I own nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU! Things are TOO EXPENSIVE! I could just cry...
Pairings: Rob/Star Rav/BB Cy/Keri (yes I'm in my own story...sue me! ...Wait...don't actually do it...)
Oh yeah, Cyborg is human...not a machine...yeah...for now...READ ON!
Chapter 1: New Kids
It was a normal day in Jump City...birds singing, the sun waking up, and that torturous place called (dum dum dum) school.
"GOOD MORNING JUMP CITY! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP! IT'S DJ RAY HERE AND IT'S 8:00-" slam
"DIE YOU MONSTROUS CREATURE!" A not very happy boy yelled throwing his alarm clock against the wall, shattering it.
"You better not have broken another alarm clock Garfield." His butler said opening the door to his room.
"Yeah I did. Wait, GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOUR SICK PERVERT!" He said throwing a shoe at his butler.
"The things I do for money." The butler mumbled walking away.
Although his name was Garfield, he was called Beast Boy or BB for short. He was a short kid with green eyes. He had green, short and spiky hair. He put on an Abercrombie shirt, baggy black pants, his Vans and brushed his teeth. He ran downstairs, "combing" his hair with his fingers, grabbed some toast and his book bag, and ran outside waving bye to his mom...and the butler standing in the door. He put on his sunglasses and started walking to Robins house...
Knock knock knock "Master Robin, it is time to awake for the first day of school!"
"Yeah yeah I'm up." Robin said. He was wearing khakis, a shirt that said "You know you love me" and his black etnies. He brushed his teeth and hair and spiked it. He grabbed his book bag and was disgusted. 'Why do we have to go to school?' He put his sunglasses on and walked down his long, lonely halls and walked out the door only to run into...yeah you guessed it...Beast Boy!
"Dude! Look what you-" He looked up and saw Robin. "Oh hey Robin." He said putting his sunglasses back on.
"Hey yourself. Well since we already found each other lets go get Cy." Robin said getting up off the ground.
They walked down a couple houses and...
"VICTOR! GET UP NOW!" His mom said.
"I'M UP MOM!" He yelled back down. 'Cranky...' he thought. He put on his jeans, a black button up shirt (with a couple buttons undone), his sunglasses, his K-Swiss, and walked down the steps to meet...a not so pretty mom...and his evil sister Bee.
"You know Vic, you look gay. It's not even sunny." Bee said eating her toast.
"Yeah well-" He started but was interrupted by the doorbell. "You know your lucky."
"Yeah sure, just answer the door." His mom said.
Victor a.k.a. Cy answered the door to find...guess who...his 2 best friends!
"Come on Cy, let's go!" BB said.
"What's your hurry? It's SCHOOL. Come on...you actually have to think..." Cy said.
"And Cy doesn't want to do that. It's too hard for him." Robin said with a smirk.
"I'm gonna kill you, you spiky haired punk!" Cy said...kinda angry. "But not right now, I'm too ti-ired." He said yawning. He grabbed his book bag and some Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough pop tarts (Yummm) And...left. Off to their greatest challenge yet: School...
Down the street...
"Ok have a good first day of school!"
"I will mom. Bye!" A girl with reddish /orangish hair said. She was wearing a black tank top with a zip-up hoodie over it. She was also wearing a black skirt and white K-Swiss. She was walking to her first day of school at: Jump City High School. She walked out of her yard and stopped in front of the house next door where...
"Have a good day dear!"
"Yeah, ok mom. You can let me go now." the lady's daughter said.
"Oh, sorry. Bye now!" The girl got pushed out the door and also got the door slammed in her face. She sighed and looked up and guess who she saw...
"Hello there! Are you on your way to Jump City High School?" the red haired girl asked.
"Umm, yeah. I'm Keri who are you?" She asked. Keri had blonde hair down to her waist. She was wearing baggy black pants and a white Old Navy shirt. She was wearing brand new shoes from Payless.
"I'm Starfire. Nice to meet you!" Starfire said.
"Same! Did you just move here?" Keri asked.
"Yeah, I came from Oregon. You?"
"Yeah, I came from Ohio. Well wanna get going?"
"Umm sure!" Starfire said smiling. They walked and talked and were almost there then...they saw a girl walking by herself. They looked at each other and nodded, then went to introduce themselves. The girl was wearing all black, black pants, a black shirt, and a black hoodie on, with the hood on her head.
"Umm hi. Are you going to Jump City High?" Keri asked the girl.
"Yeah. Name's Raven. Just moved here from Maine." She said. Raven's hair was purple and she had a very pale complexion.
"Umm Hi. I'm Keri. Just moved here from Ohio. She's Starfire. Moved here from Oregon."
"Nice to meet you guys." Raven said with apathy.
"Umm, where do you live?" Star said trying to make conversation.
"608 Titan Road. How about you?" Raven said walking.
"Oh! I live at 610 Titan Road." Keri said smiling.
"And I live at 612 Titan Road." Starfire said.
"Oh goodie." Raven said sarcastically.
"I know!" Starfire said smiling and skipping into the doors. (They reached the school)
"She's too happy to get to school." Keri said walking into the doors.
"Tell me about it." Raven said following Keri.
Skip over to the "popular people"...
"Dude I heard we're getting new students! Girls too!" Beast Boy said.
"Dude I just hope she's better than Kitten." Cy said pointing to a whiny Kitten and a Robin, who was probably deaf by now.
"Robin! Where were you yesterday! You promised to hold my bags for me at the mall! You know how much shopping I missed!" Kitten whined.
"How much?" Robin said really wanting to know. He hoped it wasn't something dumb like 15 minutes...
"15 minutes! My 6 hours of shopping was ruined by you, you bumbling baboon!"
"How can I make it up to you?" Robin said, used to hearing insults from this under-educated sl...girl.
"You can come to the mall with me today! Ramone and I are going shopping!"
"Who's Ramone? Oh, is he your stylist or is he that gay guy from homeroom?" Robin asked. (No offense to gay guys! They are sweet!)
"He's both. Now I heard there were new girls coming. I don't want you flirting with them!" Kitten said hugging him tightly.
'Like you don't flirt with a million guys...' Robin thought while he rolled his eyes. "Ok darling."
Back with the cool people...
"Yeah so anyways..." Starfire said.
"Oh! Have you heard the new Jennifer Lopez song? Get Right or something? I think it's good!"
"Music is pointless unless it is punk or rock. But I have." Raven said.
"Oh yes! I very well have! And it is excellent!" Starfire said happily.
"How does it go? Uh..." Keri started singing it.
You lookin' just a little too hard at me
Standin' just a little too close to me
You sayin' 'Not quite in love' to me
You sippin' just a little too slow for me
No doubt you're playin' real cool homey
Got me thinkin' what is it you do for me
Trippin' (trippin') a little more than I should be
So let yourself go and get right with me!
Starfire joined in next:
I'm about to sign you up
We can get right before the night is up
We can get right, get right
We can get right, get right
We can get right
I'm about to fill your cup
We can get right before the night is up
We can get right, get right, tonight
We can get right
Raven just looked at them like they were crazy...
"Umm, excuse me dears. Here are your schedules!" the secretary said.
Keri and Star jumped. Raven just looked up. "Thanks." They all said while grabbing them.
"Cool! I have 7 classes with Star and 5 with Raven!" Keri said excited.
"7 with Keri and 4 with Raven!" Star said jumping up and down.
"5 with Keri and 4 with Star. My life rocks..." Raven said sooo energetic (not)
"Wait, I just noticed...Raven your taking DANCE classes...with me and Keri..." Star said VERY confused.
"Yeah and tell anyone you die." Raven said...not joking. O...k. scary.
"Yeah well anyways, you girls be off to your classes now!" the secretary said pushing them out the door, slamming it in their faces.
"That's 2 today!" Keri yelled. She was angry...yeah. So to calm down, she had to sing and she picked this certain song that Starfire loved...
I saw fireworks from the freeway
And behind closed eyes I can not make them go away
'Cause you were born on the fourth of July, freedom ring
Now something on the surface it stings
I said something on the surface
Well it kind of makes me nervous
Who says that you deserve this
And what kind of god would serve this?
We will cure this dirty old disease
Well If you've got the poison I've got the remedy
"Oh my gosh! I LOVE THAT SONG!" Starfire yelled jumping up and down.
'Not good.' Keri and Raven thought at the same time. Star bust out in song:
I, I won't worry my life away!
I, I won't worry my life away!
Star was now jumping and spinning down the halls right into...yeah...you guessed it...
A few feet away...
"Darling, your coming to my house tonight right?" Chelsea said.
"No, I can't. Cy's game remember?" Beast Boy said to his girlfriend.
"Cy, you have a game! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!" Allison yelled...killing Cy's ears...for the billionth time.
"I told...nevermind...I'm sorry. What can I do?" Cy said knowing he couldn't fight with his girlfriend.
"Robin, why can't you be more OPEN with your FEELINGS!" Kitten yelled being over-dramatic as always.
"I don't know Kitten. Maybe it's just that-" Robin started but just GUESS what bumped into him...
BUMP BUMP BUMP...BUMPITY BUMP BUMMMMMMMP!
"Oh. That had to hurt." Keri said. "You ok Star?"
"Oh yes. I'm glorious! This kind boy broke my fall!" Star said happily.
"Yeah and you are breaking my back!" Robin yelled...his back really didn't hurt. She was very light.
Star was all of a sudden sad. She was just called fat. Raven noticed right away.
"Umm...actually, you look very comfy! Maybe I'll just-" She took a seat on Robin's back. "-take a seat."
"Oww, oww, owww!" Robin yelled. "Get off me you hobos!"
Raven cracked a smirk. "That's the best comeback you have? You preps are sad."
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Keri laughed.
Cy quirked an eyebrow. "What's so funny?"
"Other than your face, nothing really. I have random outbursts of laughter." Keri said nodding. (Which is true, I do have random outbursts of laughter...and it scares preps...which is a good thing!)
Cyborg was steaming like a kettle on the stove. "GAH! You did NOT just call me ugly! I have a beautiful face! JUST LOOK AT IT!" After that random outburst, Cy took out the mirror in his back pocket and looked at his face. "SEE! IT'S LOVELY!"
Starfire giggled, Raven smirked, and Keri was on the ground laughing. "That was gayer then Elton John." Raven said, trying her hardest not to laugh. Robin on the other hand, was completely out of air and he was turning blue. Kitten, her ugly, snobbish, annoying self, noticed.
"Get off my boyfriend you ugly little homos!" Kitten said looking away disgusted. Starfire and Raven just stood up, brushing the invisible dirt off them, and picked up Keri, who was laying on the ground, looking dead. Keri was having some problems breathing, because of the "preps" stupidity and their stupid comebacks.
"Wow guys. I never knew first days of school were so much fun!" Keri yelled, jumping up and down, clapping her hands, doing a fake cheer.
"I know! Isn't it wonderful Raven?" Starfire said, smiling. Robin just stared at Star's beautiful smile. According to him, she was the definition of hot. 'Yeah, we'll be together later.' He thought.
"Oh, it's simply super." Raven said with her usual apathy.
"Haha. Are you usually this...apat...apa...the...tic? Apathetic! I got it!" Beast Boy said, finally speaking up.
"Gah! Can I please get away from them! They are making my intelligence go down!" Keri said, holding her head.
"We are not dumb! We are...smart! Yeah!" Beast Boy said.
"Yeah...ok. WAAAAAAAAAAY down." Keri said, rolling her eyes.
"Come on! Give us some credit!" Robin said, with Kitten all over him.
"Gawd Cyborg. Do we have to hang out with these freaky strange losers!" Allison yelled, being stupid like always.
"Nice use of vocabulary, prep." Raven said, un-enthused and disgusted on her "intelligence." "I thought everyone had some brains but you proved me wrong. I'm very proud." She rolled her eyes at the lack of intelligence before her.
Ding dong, the witch is dead (that's the bell, I'm just making it funnier! and stupider)
"Well, girls. Let's go." Kitten said, walking all model-like out into the hall, where all the boys stared. It was like Robin wasn't even there. Robin got all mad, but he was used to it, since it happened everyday.
"I have to go." Chelsea said, reaching into her stupid purse and pulling out a mirror, checking her hair. "Goodbye Beast Boy." She walked away, without a hug, or a kiss or an imaginary high-five or something. BB slumped his head down, in shame.
"Well, chao!" Allison blew Cyborg an imaginary air kiss and walked after Chelsea and "the ringleader" Kitten.
"Uhh, well, that was...amusing..." Starfire said, scratching her head.
"Come on, we have to go." Raven said.
"Oh yeah...we're at school." Keri said, disgust in her words. She pointed to the sky. "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH YOU CRAZY SUN OF A GUN WE CALL OUR LORD!"
"Uh, Keri...your looking...and yelling to the sky. Please are staring." Starfire said, looking around and trying to put on a fake smile.
Keri stopped yelling and looked around at the staring people. "DON'T YOU HAVE A CLASS TO GET TO YOU FREAKY PEOPLE!" Everyone ran.
Raven just shook her head. "It was...lovely chatting with you preps, but we have to learn." Raven grabbed Starfire and Keri's hand and dragged them off to first period...Science.
Time to say 'Hello!' to all the lovely people at the school.
Keri: Well, it's finished. Finally. It's probably horrible and needs a re-write but...yeah.
Robin: You suck. You know that right?
Keri: You know, YOU COULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE!
Robin: HOW CAN I! YOU HAVE ME TIED TO A CHAIR!
Keri: You know what. Just, GAH! Read and Review pretty please.
All of Keri's friends: Please excuse my friends...ways. She hasn't taken her ridalin. And we don't own Ridalin.
Keri: You don't own ANYTHING! AHAHAHA! And I don't take Ridalin.
Friends and Robin: Stop lying.
Keri: Seriously people, I don't take Ridalin! Just Review, I know it's crappy, but come on.
Robin: I bet you won't get any!
Keri: You know what, your tied to the chair longer. Bye!