Title: Al Rubio Moreno

By: Shinigami Liliz Black

Summary: Harry is an Auror and is assigned to extract information from Draco but when he meets the blondes his straight life changes.

Rating: R

Status: BETAED by Aveeno –baby (Thank you!)

Chapter One: The Mission

He looked surprised at the man sitting behind the desk in one of the offices of Hogwarts; his desk filled with sealed parchment. He looked from the parchment in the werewolf's hand to his chestnut long hair pushed in a ponytail to the yellowish eyes of the man that gleamed with serenity.

"What?" he once again asked slowly as he leaned over the desk while the werewolf stared at him softly.

"You heard me right Harry."

The raven man shook head, surprised, not daring to break his luminous green staring eyes from the werewolf's. "Are you mad?" he said, finally.

"No," the werewolf answered, "Besides, these are strict orders from the Auror Council."

"Are they mad?" The raven man keeps saying, "I'm not going to sleep with a man! Let alone Malfoy!"

"According to their case and instructions it's the highest possibility to extract the information out of the blonde."

"Highest possibility!" repeated the raven man alarmed. "Highest possibility, my ass! I could easily force him to spill it!"

"According to the Council," The werewolf started saying, a bit annoyed, "They had sent the best Aurors and none, had fully succeeded in such strategy."

"If we're talking about me-"

"Oh for Merlin's sake, stop this nonsense Harry! Even if it were you, you wouldn't have even extracted information out of him from a mile! Get a grip and stop fighting like an immature three year old, you're older now!"

"I am not having sex with Malfoy to get information out," he replied very slowly, almost hissing at the older man.

"You better, if you want to keep your job." The werewolf shoved the parchment in his hands, "Read the lines, If Mr. Potter does not accept this Mission stated by the council he can easily say goodbye to his job."

Harry stared at the wolf as if a head had grown from his shoulder blades. He scanned the parchment before throwing it across the room.

"This is bloody great! When I was given numerous missions and the right to refuse them I didn't but now, I have no right? The nerve of them! I may be good but I'm not a puppet of their enjoyment! I have a reputation too!"

"Just accept this Harry and get over it. It's not like you will be put to death or something."

"What! Did the moon cross your thoughts? Wake up; I'm not gay Remus! I don't want to be struck up on my arse!"

Remus Lupin, a man of forty-five years old, glared at his ex-student after the comment he screamed out loud. The other man, looked murderous; his face red from screaming, part of his messy and untangled hair falling across his face.

Harry James Potter, almost twenty-four years old, was looking extremely pissed off by the fact that the Council had assigned him such mission. Yes, the great Hero had become an Auror, secretly for the Order of the Phoenix and the secret agency of the Auror Council. The war was still on and Voldemort was still on the loose planning God knows what.

Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, was a faithful sever of Lord Voldemort but not a Death Eater; the blonde refused to bear the mark. Voldemort was most likely powerless against Draco. The blonde was worse than Lucius and way smarter than any of the Death Eaters together. One of the reasons why the council was watching Draco.

"If I remind you Harry, I am gay and so is your Godfather," Remus said softly. Harry shivered at the thought and lowered his head. His Godfather was extracted from the veil thanks to one of Severus' creations.

"I know," he murmured, "Then why don't you do it?" he suggested.

"First, I'm a werewolf; Malfoy wouldn't be dumb enough to not know my essence. Two, I'm engaged with your Godfather and third I'm only following the orders I've been given. God Harry, I never expected you to be so harsh for this kind of mission."

"Of course you wouldn't! I'm straight, not gay and I definitely despise the touch of a man in such a sensual way." At this, Harry shivered hard after thinking of something disgusting.

"By the look of it, I'll say you despise gays." Remus commented a bit hurt.

"Some, not you and Sirius of course but hell, How can I be given such mission if I'm straight?" He wondered.

"Malfoy is gay and someone told us you're the perfect gay material." Harry blinked his eyes at the werewolf and covered his mouth.

"Don't speak," he mumbled through his hand. "That thought just made me sick."

"Look, all you have to do is get him extremely drunk, seduce him and extract the information, and then you can run the hell out of there."

"Easy for you to say," Harry mumbled, "How am I going to act normal amongst 'them'?" He referred 'them' to the gays. "How am I going to live after this mission?"

"You just need practice," Remus started but the horrified expression on Harry's face made him chuckle. "Not that practice makes you sick. See you're the one thinking such thoughts." At this Harry glared. He slumped down of the chair behind him and sighed. The werewolf watched the raven man intently as he massaged his temples.

"And?" Remus asked, his pale hand holding the quill, waiting to the raven's reply to the council.

He rolled his green eyes and said, "Write this just as I'm saying it. I will accept this mission, by sake of my career but if things step out of the line, I'll rip the council's guts out and feed them to the devil itself!"

To be continued!

Notes: How is it? Good? Review! Chapters will be short and it's gonna take allot to update I have 5 fics to work with and are long.