Hey everyone! I wrote something similar to this a while go called Don't Mess but I decided to re-write it with some new ideas and better spell checkers! Ha! Anyhoo I hope ya like!
Quick note: I added Kawalsky to the story because I really liked the character and well that's about it really. If theres anything else I forgot to mention sorry!
xxChrissyxx
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Sam sat in Janet's office eating a bar of chocolate, waiting for the petit Doctor to hurry up with SG2's medical so she could vent her frustration.
'Hey Sam! What's up?' Janet asked as she finally arrived.
'Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson is what's up!' Sam said with a slight touch of anger in her tone.
'What now?' Janet asked as she grabbed a piece of the chocolate Sam held in her hand.
'Not content enough with betting on me and whether or not I'll say certain things on our missions they decided to replace my shampoo with god knows what!' Sam told her friend.
'Ahh just grin and bare it now hunny! We'll get em soon!' Janet said with a devious smile plastered to her face.
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'O'Neill I do not believe Major Carter found it funny' Teal'c stated
'You see T that's the point of practical jokes. Generally they person who the joke is played on doesn't find it too funny' Jack tried to explain as he noticed his second of command walk in through the door.
'She looks fine doesn't she Jack?' Daniel asked worriedly.
'Yeah she does actually!' Jack said not quite believing it himself as Carter approached the table.
'Hey guys!' She said cheerily and parked herself down next to Jack.
'Afternoon Major Carter' Teal'c greeted her s Daniel and Jack stayed silent.
'Why are they so quiet?' Sam asked the Jaffa as she glanced at her team mates.
'They believe you are, what I believe O'Neill to say as pissed at them' Teal'c told her and she couldn't help but smile as Jack and Daniel avoided her eyes.
'Hell no. I don't mind practical jokes I thought it was quite funny actually' She lied and Jack and Daniel looked at her sheepishly.
'Really?' Jack asked as his trademark grin crept on to his face.
'Yeah course' Sam said and reached for Daniels cup of coffee to take a sip. As she pulled it across the table her hand slipped, upending the contents into Jack's lap.
'Oww!' He screamed in pain and the coffee scolded his lap.
'Sorry Sir' Sam said automatically, dying to laugh inside.
'No problem Carter' Jack said through gritted teeth as he tried to clean himself up with napkins.
'O'Neill I believe you should pay a visit to Doctor Fraiser.' Teal'c said as Sam forced an apology out again to her CO.
'Yeah I think I will T' Jack said as he got up carefully from the table and walked slowly towards the infirmary.
As Jack walked slowly down the corridor, he hoped he wouldn't be seen or he wouldn't hear the end of it. Carter had dropped the coffee in the worst possible place. Not only was he walking like Thor to avoid tremendous pain down below, he had a big wet patch making him look like he had a little accident.
'Whoa Jacky boy couldn't control out bladder could we?' Jack heard a familiar voice say in front of him. He looked up to come face to face with Kawalsky.
'Nah Carter spilt coffee, hot coffee to be precise, all over me in the mess hall. I've got the joy of being prodded by ol' Doc Fraiser to look forward too now.
'Course Jack.' Kawalsky said sarcastically before patting Jack on the back and walking off in the other direction to which Jack was heading.
Why or why Carter? Why hot coffee? Why my trousers and not the floor or the table? Wait a minute Jacky boy. You've got one hell of a scheming clever woman on your hands here. She's fine with it my ass. That was her way of revenge. Never trust a good looking blonde with anything but your life in future O'Neill. Oh God Daniels on his own. Ahh whatever I need to sort these third degree burns out fast, Space Monkey can look after himself for a while. I hope anyway.
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'Hey Sam' Kawalsky said as he headed into her lab.
'Hi Charlie. What can I do for ya?' Sam replied.
'Quick question. Jack's accident with his pant was it really an accident or deliberate?' He asked as Sam tried her best to hide a smile from forming on her face.
'I'm not gonna go snitch I swear I just really wanna know while the man limps round the base looking as red as a tomato' He said with a smile on his lips.
'All I can say is maybe I dropped it on his lap as a way to pay the man back for his practical jokes.' Sam said and matched Kawalsky's smile with her own.
'Now Major, I've put up with a lot of Jack's pranks over the years and although I've tried, I've never quite succeeded in getting him back so expect the full backing of SG2 if and when you decide to have another accident' Charlie said and winker before heading out of the lab.
Sam smiled to herself knowing she could trust Charlie. After all he still hasn't got over the embarrassment caused by the Colonel cutting the ass out of his pants. Poor guy walked half way round the base before someone told him.
Oh yes, that man needs to be taught a lesson. One hell of a lesson.
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'Sit back Colonel and relax' Janet said before pulling the curtains round the bed Jack occupied.
'Ok so what happened?' Janet asked looking at the stain on Jack's lap.
'A certain mischievous Major of mine accidentally dropped coffee on my lap' Jack answered sarcastically. Jack saw Janet smile slightly.
'Well drop your pants and lets take a look Colonel' Janet said smugly.
'Oh yeah enjoy this while you can Doc. She'll be here next with two hand marks round her neck lacking vital oxygen!' Jack told her as she pressed his inner thigh with her cold hands.
Jack took a sharp intake of breath as the cold hit him and Janet walked off to get something.
'Doc, if your getting a needle I swear I'll run!' Jack bellowed into the room she was in.
'Relax Colonel. I want you to apply this cream to your leg twice a day for a week and come back and see me then okay' Janet said calmly and handed Jack his pants to put back on.
'Thanks Jan' Jack said and glanced at his watch, 'Crap I'm late. See ya' He said and bolted it out of the room.
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Hope ya liked!
More soon if wanted.