High School Sucks

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all that other good crap. Someone else does.

Summary: Inuyasha's life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.

Chapter 20

RING!

School was over and everyone had left for home. Well, all except for two brothers.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were just walking through the halls and into a few classrooms where they had class.

School was going to end next week and for some reason it saddened the two brothers. Sure, school may be hell, but it can also be sad to leave when the time comes and hell once more when you return.

Sesshomaru sighed. "Believe it or not, I'm actually gonna miss this school."

"Sesshomaru, we're gonna come back in August, remember?" Inuyasha said.

"I know, but it seems like just yesterday it was our first time walking through these halls." (A/N: Don't you ever feel like that sometimes? I feel like it all the time.)

"Remember when I blamed you for all those pranks?"

Sesshomaru's eyes narrowed angrily. "I have NEVER forgotten."

"Yeah, those were some good times."

"This summer's gonna be dull."

"No, it won't. We're going on a road trip."

Sesshomaru perked up. "A road trip? Awesome! Where to?"

"To America! We're gonna hitch hike, get drunk, drive, drink while driving."

"What the hell is up with you and drinking while driving?"

"It sounds like fun!"

"Little brother, you have a lot to learn about alcohol."

"Whatever. Oh! Sesshomaru, here it is!" Inuyasha pointed at the door next to him.

"What's so great about this room?"

Inuyasha opened the door and Sesshomaru saw a familiar desk in the center of the room that had a sign on it that said Mr. Tortellini.

"Oh. I see. This is the room where we stole those test answers, right?"

"Cor-rect!" Inuyasha ran up to the desk and started searching through the drawers.

"What are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for- Found it!" Inuyasha pulled a PSP out of the drawer he was currently searching through. He began to frown in disgust by the fact that there was grease and God knows what else on the handheld device. "Gross! Someone messed up my PSP!"

"Probably Naraku."

"Naraku! I'm gonna kill him!" Inuyasha began to fake sob. "Ah! I paid over 1,000 bucks for this thing!"

"Really? I only had to pay 190 for mine."

"Oh, that is SO unfair!" Inuyasha shoved the PSP into his backpack and continued searching through the drawers.

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "Now what are you looking for?"

"Expensive crap I can sell in America."

"Oh."

After Inuyasha took a pager, a couple of cell phones, a notebook and pen covered in bling, and a black T-shirt that had the word Bling on it in sparkly gold letters, he and Sesshomaru left the classroom.

Inuyasha stared at Sesshomaru from the corner of his eye. "Sesshomaru?"

"Yes?"

"What are you gonna do when we graduate? Are you gonna leave me like Dad did?"

"...No. No, I won't."

Inuyasha smiled. "Good. I wouldn't want you to."

RING!

Surprisingly, the teacher walked into homeroom late.

"Oh, my God! The' teacher's late!" Inuyasha cried before running up to the teacher and feeling his forehead. "Are you okay, Mr. Simpson?"

"I'm fine, Mr. Inuyasha." Mr. Simpsom said with tears in his eyes. "It's just that it's the last day of school and I get REALLY depressed."

Inuyasha placed his hands on Mr. Simpson's shoulders. "Well, just remember. In case you need someone, there's always the suicide hotline."

"Not like that! What I mean is I get sad on the last day of school because I won't get to see your smiling faces in my classroom next year unless you fail and no one has ever failed in this school!"

"I'm very surprised by this."

Mr. Simpson suddenly hugged Inuyasha very tightly. "Oh, I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Inuyasha!" He began to sob on Inuyasha's shoulder.

"Aw..." The whole class said. A few people were heard sniffling and one blew their nose really loud into someone else's shirt.

"Get off me!" Inuyasha pushed Mr. Simpson away and got in his seat. "I always knew you were gay!"

Mr. Simpson shook his fist. "I'm not gay! In fact, I'm homophobic!"

RING!

The class stampeded out the door and Mr. Simpson cried some more, wishing they would come back just one last time.

PE was very emotional. Everybody said their goodbyes to each other and almost everybdoy said goodbye to Mr. Cain. The only good thing that happened was the fact they din't have to put on their PE uniforms.

"Oh, Sango!" Kagome cried.

"Oh, Kagome!" Sango cried back.

They both hugged each other, sobbing like there was no tomorrow.

"I'm gonna miss you!" Kagome said in between sobs.

Sango nodded. "Yeah. Me, too."

Inuyasha walked over to them. "For crying out loud, you both know where you live and we're going on a road trip!"

The crying girls released each other and quickly dried their tears, feeling like idiots for getting all emotional over nothing.

Sesshomaru came over to Inuyasha and hugged him, making sobbing noises yet no tears were present. "I'm gonna miss you, little brother!"

Inuyasha's eyes narrowed. "Don't make me break my foot off in your ass!"

Even though Sesshomaru knew Inuyasha would NEVER have enough strength to kick his ass, he let go of Inuyasha and stopped his dry sobbing.

Miroku ran over to the group, an excited bounce in his step. "I can't wait for the road trip!"

"Don't you feel sad at all at the fact we're leaveing!" Sango asked, tears in her eyes.

"Uh, Sango, we're coming back in a few months."

"Oh, right. Sorry about that."

RING!

"Oh, crap!" Inuyasha grabbed Sango and Miroku by the collar of their shirts and darted out of the gym.

As Sesshomaru and Koga walked into Spanish class, the teachers was bawling her eyes out and blowing her nose really loud.

"Are you okay, Senorita Bonita?" Sesshomaru asked.

"I'm fine." She choked out. "I'm just sad that you wonderful students have to go. Ay, no! I just remember my make up's not waterproof! Es muy mucho mal."

"Huh?"

Koga cupped his over his mouth and leaned close to Sesshomaru's ear. "SHE SAID, 'ES MUY MUCHO MAL!'"

"Ah!" Sesshomaru placed a hand over his ear, then smacked Koga in the back of the head. "I know what she said, you moron! I just didn't know what she meant."

"Oh. Neither do I. Let's go sit down."

The two sat down at their desks as Senorita Bonita fixed her make up.

RING!

Senorita Bonita quickly added a finishing touch and stood up. "Buenas dias, classe."

"Buenas dias, Senorita Bonita." Everyone said in a monotone voice.

"Since I can't teach class due to the fact I will cry, you all get to have recess."

"YAY!" Everyone jumped out the windows and ran to the soccer field outside.

"I can't remember the last time we had recess." Koga said as he walked along side of Sesshomaru.

"The fifth grade." Sesshomaru said solemly.

"What's wrong? Are you upset because I was on Cops again last night and didn't bring you with me?"

"You what! But, no. That's not it. I'm missing this school even more as the periods go by."

"I know. It's really-"

RING!

Koga abruptly turned and looked at the school. "Damn, that was a short class!"

All throughout the day, everybody said their goodbyes and others cheered and celebrated. In fact, Inuyasha was so happy that he ran thourgh the halls, naked except for a Richard Nixon mask, screaming things like, "I AM the Mamodo King!" and "I AM the Shaman King!" and "I AM the Burger King!" A few lucky people got pictures of Inuyasha as he ran down the halls.

Sesshomaru, on the other hand, did the bravest thing a man could ever do: He went into the girls' bathroom. He even brought a camera and took pictures. He even got a few "souvenirs" from the machine in the corner. He had no idea what they were until he came out and Miroku asked him why he had a handful of tampons.

Since he wanted his money back, Sesshomaru went back into the girls' room and tried to shove the tampons back in. He somehow managed to get them back in, but he had a little trouble getting his money back until Kagome walked in and whacked the tampon dispenser with her backpack. All the money came out and Sesshomaru greedily grabbed it all and shoved them into his pockets.

Sango also did something daring: She snuck into the principal's office and sang on the PA. To be honest, she wasn't bad at all. Her fun ended when Koga came in, grabbed the PA microphone thing from her, and farted into it. She was forced to leave since she didn't want to die from the scent of Koga's fart.

Even Kagome did something she wouldn't normally do. When no one was looking, she snuck into the school store and shoved all that she could into her backpack and left, hoping her OVER over stuffed backpack didn't look suspicious.

Other of everybody, Miroku did the most daring thing of them all...with a little help from Koga. He walked out to the parking lot, Koga hot-wired Mr. Miner's car, and Miroku drove it through the school with Koga sitting in the passenger's seat, laughing his ass off.

Then everyone heard the sound they wished would never come.

RING!

The final bell.

A lot of people stampeded out the doors and some out the windows on the first floor, while others sadly walked out of the school.

"School's over!" Inuyasha cried. "Now I get to do something I always wanted to do!" He pulled a chainsaw out of his locker, slammed the locker shut, turned on the chainsaw, and trashed his locker with it. "Yes! It's the Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Only this time, it's the Locker Chainsaw Massacre!"

"Inuyasha! Stop killing that locker!" Mr. Miner yelled.

Inuyasha stopped butchering his locker and turned to Mr. Miner, pointing the chainsaw at him. "You want some of this, foo'!"

"I...Uh...AH!" Mr. Miner ran away, screaming.

"Now that that's done," Inuyasha turned off the chainsaw and shoved it in his backpack. "I have to go meet everyone at the front doors." He happily walked to the front doors to see his friends, his brother, and Koga waiting for him.

"Got everything, little brother?" Sesshomaru asked.

Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah." Then his expression became sad. "I'm starting to miss this place all over again."

"Yeah. Me, too." Sango said. "But at least the feeling will be gone in a few hours."

"Right. Now...TO FREEDOM!" Inuyasha pointed at the doors.

The group ran out as fast as they could, happy school was finally over for the year.

That's right. This is the last chapter. I hope you enjoyed this fanfic as much as I did typing it.

11/6/05: Alright, everyone. I'm saying this once and only once so listen up. There IS a sequel! I'm tired of people asking me if there's a sequel when you can just look in my bio and see if there is one. Now, please stop asking me if there's a sequel. It gets REALLY tiring and annoying. Besides, I thought by now everyone would see that there is one. Now that you know that, enjoy HSS2 and HSS3. Oh, and if you see this fanfic updated again, then that means I'm just fixing some spelling errors and stuff.