WARNING- This story DOES contain content no suitable for younger viewers. Do not take me responsible for damage caused by this story. It is meant to be funny, so it is funny. Notice the "R" rating. Oh yeah. I don't own Pokemon…

Ash, carrying his near dead Pikachu on a stolen bike, pedaled towards a hospital as fast as he could. He tried his best to conceal his massive erection after he stole the bike he was riding from a very attractive young girl. He didn't do a good job.

Massive erection.

Viridian City was the first city after leaving Pallet Town. It was a fairly large city like Ash's massive erection. It had a hospital, PokeCenter, PokeMart, a PokeGym, and Ash had a poke-massive erection.

Ash first stopped at the hospital. He walked up to the receptionist at the counter.

"My pikachu is about to die! I need him to be treated!"

"Sir….is that a massive erection?"

"Uhh…no it's just an optical illusion casted from my testicals to seduce you…"

"Oh okay. It's doing a good job. But we don't serve pieces of shit—I mean pokemon. This is a HUMAN hospital."

"God…he's going to die! Please!"

"No sir, I'm sorry."

"Okay ma'am…" Ash turned around and began to walk off. He turned around real fast, "Go pokeball!" And chucked the pokeball at the receptionist and captured her in a pokeball. "What the fuck. Fucking bitch could be caught in a fucking pokeball. What the fuck. Fuck my massive erection."

He walked out and walked to the PokeCenter. Inside, he saw a nurse wearing a pink catholic school girl outfit. At first he thought he walked into a sex shop, where his massive erection would've done him good, but he was disappointed when he realized she always dressed like a whore. Actually he was kinda glad. She always dressed whorey. Unfortunately that did nothing for his massive erection.

Ash walked up to the nurse.

"My Pikachu needs to be healed! It's an emergency!" Then he stopped and realized that this would probably cost him a fortune. "Goddammit, how much is this gonna cost me? I know it'll be a lot."

"Sir, that shouldn't be a problem, from the looks of your pants you must either have a lot of money or a massive erection…"

"It's a massive erection."

"Well, either way, I can heal your Pikachu…"

Five Minutes Later…

"Can you heal him now?" Ash said while zipping his pants.

"Oh yeah…anything for you, Mr. Pika-Penis."

"Stop fucking calling me that! I'm only eleven! You pedophile! I did not sleep with you for the hundredth time! I just showed you the weird scar above my waist!"

Nurse Joy, as she was called, sighed. "Maybe someday..."

Just then, the entire power supply for the city went out and the city was in darkness.

"What the fuck?"

As Ash said that, the glass ceiling of the PokeCenter crashed open and two shadows fell through.

"Prepare for sex..." said the first shadow.

"...And make it double," Said the second shadow.

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration, in a woman's separation to increase the population of the whole entire nation..." Both shadows said in unison.

Spot lights appeared from the top of the roof. They began shinning on the the figures.

"What the fuck?" Ash said covering his eyes from the glare.

"We are Team Rocket and we came here to rape every last one of you," said the more feminine of the two. It was a guy.

"What the fuck, are you a queer?"

"I'm Jamie! I'm not queer! I'm a metro sexual, you asshole!" He shot back.

"Ha, drag queen more like it."

"Why you little fucktard! You better shut the fucking shit-covered, god damned asshole you own for a mouth!" Replied a beast of a woman. "I'm Jessie and he's James and we're Team Rocket!"