Well, if you read the description, I just want to warn you that this chapter is a little beginning with nothing to do with the dance just at the moment. Just a let you know thing. Enjoy now . RR please.

+ Chapter one Ohayo Gozaimasu -

Sasuke stared out the window, watching the sunrise through the ass painfully thick wires of the village, Konoha. Wishing the sun would give up and greet another hidden village or something. He let out a depressed huff and fell back into the comforts of his bed.

"Perfect day…" The dark haired boy said bitterly. He scoffed as he looked down, catching a foreign not so foreign object in his eye. Not much of an object, more of a human being standing at the foot of his window.

"Ohayo gozaimasu, Sasuke-kun." Sasuke squealed in between Kakashi's morning hello. He quickly back flipped to the very edge of his bed, ripped the quilts over his half bare body, causing the rest of his clothes (which obviously he was gonna put on) on the bed to hit the floor with a light flup. Kakashi pulled an invisible smile of amusement underneath his mask. "Relax, you're not a women…" Kakashi paused for a second and walked over to the bedside and sat down beside the young Genin. "Or are you?" He teasingly said and he jerked off the covers. Sasuke let a high-pitched squeal release from his lips as he ridiculously attempted to cover his torso with his hands.

"Sasuke… kun." Kakashi twitched ever so slightly. "You won't live past the age of fifteen without another man except your father and brother seeing your-" Crap, should have said Naruto. Apparently anything relating with what which should not be mentioned, is a taboo of dangerous proportions and should not be mentioned unless you want to be simultaneously stabbed. However, for some reason, Sasuke gave no sign of killer intent. His head was bending lower than one o'clock.

Sasuke… was ashamed.

His face was scathed with a deep red blush of humiliation. Find this common? Let me rephrase: OUR Uchiha Sasuke, the AVENGER, rookie of the year SHINOBI; this guy was BLUSHING. Kakashi sighed.

Sasuke heard the sentence all right. "Yare, yare. For once mighty Uchiha Sasuke has nothing to say?"

"Shush you…" Sasuke muttered, barely audible to your average idiot. Kakashi, in this case being Kakashi, heard it loud and clear. He twitched. Sasuke said shush and not shut up or leave me alone. Of all things he said Shush you. Quietly and meekly, with a red face, and a concealed face hiding between his oh-so-kawaii clumps of hair that you call bangs. It wouldn't need to be a genius to figure out all of the symptoms of his oh so-called disease.

Oh, this was good… This was very good.

Kakashi placed his left hand onto the other side of Sasuke and leaned the right side of his face near Sasuke's. The young boy stared for a second and then shut his eyes tight reluctantly, trying not to think of anything…. Anything…

"Before our mission is assigned, Sasuke-kun." Sasuke's eyes flew open.

"N-nani?" The dark eyes tried to avoid what little eye contact he had with Kakashi's right eye.

"Hurry and take a swing at me." Kakashi smiled. 'Mentioning him was dumb of me, so lay one on me." For God's sake he was just merrily waiting for the strike. 'Will you take the bait Sasuke-kun" Or you might take me too seriously.' Sasuke was flustered and annoyed, this game wasn't any fun. Kakashi pushed him a little with the words "Are you scared?" Sasuke twitched. There we go. His right hand came out unconsciously with a slight battle cry of whatnots.

SLAP!

THUD!

There they were.

Sasuke had not punched, kissed, hugged or glomped Kakashi. Instead he sufficed with a slap. A slap. A girl's move. Move de une fille. Kakashi was down on the ground, motionless, not unconscious, not in any real pain, just really surprised.

"Guh… gi…" Sasuke stared at the scarecrow, beautiful… NO! Shut up! "Huh… go… men…" Sasuke bit down hard on his lip. Sorry was his forte? No… "Gomen n-nasaii, Kaka-kashi-sensei…" Sasuke stared into his right hand; red as his face.

"Well you know I did offer you to hit me. You did take my… ahem… offer. So no worries needed… just…" Sasuke looked at Kakashi-s figure as he got up in almost pathetic swerves. "Kakashi only has two." He smiled once again, invisibly.

Sasuke nodded in yet more embarrassment. It went dead silent.

The silence was deafening. Sasuke felt awkward. Around Kakashi at any time these days he just felt like he was standing naked before his teacher. It made it worse that in literal terms he was half-naked as they spoke. He slowly looked up at Kakashi, brushing himself off. He gave off a light laugh.

"I'm a little glad you slapped me. I was almost afraid you crack my jaw." Kakashi scratched what little skin that he had already exposed. He ten cautiously leaned by Kakashi once again. "We have an hour until our mission is assigned. So you should quickly change. We have no time to change." He was silent for a minute. "Sasuke-kun." His head was low, he took a gulp.

"W-we don't have that much time than you're saying do we." Sasuke whispered. Kakashi gave a dry laugh. The white hared man kneeled to pick up Sasuke's shirt and handed it to… the child with the opposite colored head apparently. "Kakashi…"

"Don't stand naked before me. Not yet." Kakashi whispered. Sasuke twitched at the remark. Did he… just…? He was stiff as a stone. The Jounin wasn't about to get impatient on the boy that he… anyway… "Sasuke, do you WANT me to change you?" That poked a nerve. As much as he'd like…. NONONO! He quickly reached for his clothing and stormed off in to the restroom.

After some quick flaps, brush, squeals, squirts, brushing of the teeth and pphtphtts and clacks of trying to open the door. At last it opened. Had this been the afternoon, Sasuke may not have been in such a frantic state. His shirt was backwards and his elbow pads were on his knees. Kakashi was holding a hysterical laugh from a supposed hell.

"Maybe I SHOULD help you, Sasuke-kun" He inched toward the smaller framed child. Sasuke frowned through his bangs as he felt his arms rise, this was humiliating for him. Nothing had ever hurt so much, ever embarrased him so much, he was an avenger, not a five-year-old. However, dignity wasn't so much on his side to day in his brain. He felt a little strange. He was… enjoying it? So long that it was Kakashi… NO SHUT IT! Sasuke was muttering so many random phrases. So fast, so silent, so random that not even Kakashi could begin to comprehend. At long last the shirt was on right and the pads were on the elbows. "There we go! All done!" He said to Sasuke, as if to treat a little baby.

Sasuke scoffed. "What are you going to do next? Take my hand and lead me out to the training facility? Or the daycare?" He snapped in pointless defense. As much as he was in… well you know…. blerg with Kakashi, he still despised being treated like a little boy. "Th-Thank you for helping me anyway." Sasuke sighed, trotting into the kitchen, returning with an apple in his mouth. Kakashi shrugged, and followed Sasuke down the stairs and out the door.

The walk to the facility was silent and awkward. As Sasuke said nothing, Kakashi would slightly "Ahem" every five minutes, getting slightly annoying just to let you know. The thirteenth and final "Ahem" did the trick. Observe.

"Ahem!" Kakashi merrily ahemed. Sasuke twitched and began to quicken the pace to a jog. Apparently the only time this boy was more vulnerable was when he was unclothed. Kakashi's thoughts were stuck on that last sentence. Until he began to see Sasuke try to make a sprinting getaway. He smiled and with a great leap he landed lightly on Sasuke, a position most definitely inappropriate. Sasuke landed with a gentle thud, seeing as Kakashi doesn't let his students get hurt. He looked down at his little victim—I mean, pupil! All he could see was the back of his head, so he flipped his young student onto his back, still having his top student pinned to the ground, examining him from head to… well… take a guess.

"Stop running away from me. It's frustrating." Kakashi said in a not really frustrated tone. Sasuke turned his head in blunt embarrassment

"Shut—shut up! I'm not running!" Sasuke said, cold and severe. His voice had an unusual chill to it. "Now get off of me…" Kakashi only looked at him. "…Onegai, Kakashi-Sensei." Still looking blankly, he was trailing off. He gave off another dry laugh. "What?" Same cold voice.

"Sasuke…" Kakashi whispered, beginning to lean into Sasuke, reaching his left hand to his forehead. "Do you know…" He was close to saying, "Do you know how adorable you can be?" but postponing his thoughts would seem fun. "That I've never heard you say please before?" He slipped his hands under the younger one's head, untied his head protector and pulled it off.

"Hey! Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing?" Sasuke began to struggle to break lose. No one's even gone so far in his or her little abusive games with him. Damn, no use! Kakashi had straddled his hips.

In a slightly seductive tone, he whispered, "Catch me if you can." In a split second he was gone, merrily making his way to the training facility. Sasuke remained still for a moment. What just happened?

A moment or two of attempting to figure his way into what the hell just happened, he leaped up and followed suite. Lucky him the facility was only a few hundred yards from his location.

In less than a minute he was there, panting from the dead sprint he went on. This chase seemed a little amusing. He brushed his bangs back, along with the sweat from his brow. He was tired, and mad. Where was the ass on legs?

"Oh, Sasuke-kun." A coy voice announced. Sasuke whirled around to see Kakashi dangling his head protector. Sasuke's face was beginning to heat up. He was getting scared and embarrassed once again. How could he possibly hold his headnow? Messing up here is a no-no. In front of the one… NONONO! SHUT UP!

"Kakashi-Sensei, give it back to me now." Rude, and stubborn. That was what he was looking for. The shy Sasuke was too awkward for his taste.

"Now that I finally lead you here, we're only a minute late ." He tossed back his head protector with a flick of his wrist. Sasuke as calmly as possible caught it.

"YOU'RE LAAAAATE!"

+ Chapter one complete -

I hoped you people liked it, I'm gonna update ASAP. This story was just written at school out of boredom. We had a substitute at school for science block. It was so boring. Anyhow, RR please My first fanfiction submitted!