Chapter 2: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey

Guybrush passed another sign with the name on the village on it: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey.

"I have to remember that," he thought.

The village was very small and had only a few houses. There were no people outside and Guybrush decided to knock on a door.

"Coming, coming!" a man said. The door went open and a small chubby guy was standing in the doorframe.

"And you are?"

"Hi I am Guybrush, mighty pirate and this is my talking demonic skull Murray,"

"Bwahahahahahaha,"

"Ah, you've read the sign I see, welcome to Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey, named after our Governor: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey,"

"You are joking right?" Murray asked.

"No, Mr. Skull, our Governor is called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey," the man said angry.

"And where does this Governor Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey lives exactly?" Guybrush

asked.

"At Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey Mansion of course, what else did you think?"

"So your Governor: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey, lives in: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey in the: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey Mansion, let me guess on Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey Hill?" Guybrush asked.

"No, on Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey Mountain, over the Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey River," The man said pointing at big mountain southeast of where they were standing.

"Do you get paid for every time you say: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey?" Murray asked rolling is eye cases(as he didn't have eye balls)

"Yes," the man said.

"Ah okay, we will go and visit this Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey and try to find a way to get off this Island. Why isn't this Island called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey?"

"Well the Island first was called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey, but the map makers demonstrated against it because they got RSI everytime they had to wrote the name on the map," The man said.

"That sounds logical, civillian," Guybrush said. He walked away towards the Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey mountain and over the Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey.

"Why do I have the funny feeling that there is something wrong with this Island?" Guybrush asked.

"Hello! Wake up Steepfood! This Island is called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey, with a Governor called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey and he lives in a mansion called: Flockerianusdocksidoodledankey, how wrong can that be!" Murray bellowed.

"Yeah..your probably right, I'm sorry Murray, I just miss Elaine…do you know that one day she.."

"Stop it right there mister! I don't want any flashbacks in this story, I hate flashbacks, can't get a grip on them!" Murray yelled.

"You can't get a grip on them because you…"

"Have no hands, yes I know, do you have to remind me about that all the time,"

"No just as long as it irritates you I will keep reminding you," Guybrush said. He took a small road upwards to the mansion.