Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters in this story.

(A little note: I may have gotten numerous facts wrong in this story since I have only begun to watch yu-gi-oh. This Story IS meant to be a parody so if you don't like the way I've portrayed your favorite characters then just remember that I love them as much as you do. I just like to poke fun at them. Actually, its a habit of mine. Any story, show or movie I love, I turn it into a parody. Enjoy anyhow. )

The Pharaoh, Tea, Joey, and that guy with the pointy hair all walked together trying to get somewhere they desperately needed to get to so they could have a good old fashioned duel!

"How much longer are we gonna walk?" asked Joey, ever the comic relief.

"Oh Joey!" Laughed that guy with the pointy hair. "Can't you think of anything other than food?"

"food?" Joey was always confused when it came to the lame jokes on this show. Why the hell did food have anything to do with it?

"Yeah." Said that guy. "You know, because your character likes to eat…um…and…you know. Oh, come on Joey, its funny!"

"Stop arguing you two." Said Tea, her job being to tag along and say dumb things. "Can't you see that Pharaoh is suffering from the loss of Yugi?"

Joey raised an eyebrow. "Are you like Pharaoh's personal translator or someth'n Tea?"

"Please," said the Pharaoh, being overly dramatic. "I must be alone for a while."

"Again?" asked that Guy. "But you just needed to be alone 15 minutes ago!"

"Leave him alone!" snapped Tea. "He's been through a trauma!"

"We've all been through a trauma Tea!" Joey snapped back. "At least we're doing something useful! It's called walking!" he said pointing to his legs. "Pointy haired guy shouldn't have to carry Pharaoh all of the way!"

Pharaoh was indeed clinging to pointy haired guy's back, while that Guy struggled to carry him.

"What do you know about how he feels Joey!" Tea was pissed.

"I didn't say that I knew how he felt! But I do know how Pointy haired guy feels, because just incase you haven't noticed, you've been having us do all the work! Pointy haired guy, put him down!"

"I have a name you know…" said Tristan (Aka: Pointy haired guy) grumpily, releasing the pharaoh.

"NOOO!' cried Tea in alarm. But Pharaoh seemed okay and squealed 'weeee…' as he slid to the ground.

"Now I must be alone." He said seriously when he'd gotten up.

"Wait-" cried Tea.

"Just let him go." Said Tristan, putting his hand on her shoulder "He knows what he's doing."

Pharaoh wandered through the desert (yes, they'd been walking in a desert) until he found a meek little shrub. It was hardly enough to hide him from view, but he didn't care. They probably wouldn't notice anyhow. Carefully he reached into his hair, and withdrew a tiny packet with something brown in it. He put a bit on his finger and put it into his mouth, while faking sobbing sounds that his companions would suspect him of making. Ahh, instant relief.

"Pharaoh?"

NO, it was Tea! Couldn't she leave him alone for two seconds? Pharaoh hastily put his fix back into his hair, and bit his lip hard, making tears run down his cheeks. Then he pretended to shudder and got up.

"Oh Pharaoh…" said Tea, rushing up to him. "It wasn't your fault Yugi died. He should've looked before he crossed the street!"

"I just…just feel so responsible!" Pharaoh buried his face into his hands while he violently heaved his shoulders in sync with a particularly large sob.

"Its okay Pharaoh…its okay." She put her hand on his shoulder, and added "is there anything I can do for you?"

"sob could you gasp have Joey carry me?"

"Sure." She smiled. "Now lets head back…and I won't mention anything about your little crying fit."

"Yes Tea." Said pharaoh his voice becoming more normal. He blinked. Teah seemed to be turning different colors somehow…and the sky…the sky was moving. Maybe he'd had a bit too much Heroin? He tried to take a step forward, but fell instead.

There was screaming…a woman…everything was getting cold.

"HAAARRRYYY!" it screamed.

"Wake up!" Somebody was shaking his shoulders. Pharaoh opened one eye. It was Joey.

"There he is." Said Tristan. "Now get up, we've gotta keep walking."

"But…but that voice." Said Pharaoh. "Who was screaming?"

"Nobody." Said Joey. "Sheesh, are you visting other people's visions again?"

Pharaoh flushed deep red. "Er…well…" Lately he'd been doing that a lot. It was the Heroin. Ever since he'd started taking it, he'd been shoving into other people's visions. This one happened to belong to a Harry.

(A/N: If you are somebody from planet earth then you SHOULD know what Harry I'm talking about.)

Dimensions away, Harry Potter fainted to find, not his mothers voice, but monsters and people in the midst of them playing cards. He never told anybody about this, but it sort of ruined it for the HP fans who'd been looking forward to a GOOD vision.

"Get up already!" Joey said. "We've gotta make it to Pegasus's place before sunset!

"Pegasus?" asked Pharaoh in shock.

"Yeah…" said Tristan. "Didn't you know? Tea! You didn't tell him?"

It was Tea's turn to flush. "Oops…" she muttered.

"What?" asked Pharaoh. "What is going on? Tell me at once or I shall have you whipped and set out for the lions-"

"Ewww! Pharaoh!" said Tea. "You can't do that anyhow. You aren't the pharaoh anymore, remember?"

No he didn't remember.

"Do it or I shall call upon the seal of oricalkose!"

"No!" said Tristan.

"Buddy, you can't do this!" said Joey.

"Haha!" Pharaoh laughed evilly. "But I shall. I am the greatest duelest in the world Joey! I call upon the SEAL OF ORICALKOSE!"

Joey gasped. "Go you two! I'll handle him!" Joey said bravely, activating his own card playing…er…arm thingy.

"No Joey!" screamed Tea. "He's too strong!"

"Stay outta this Tea! This is between me and Yami!"

"Don't be ridiculous!" shouted Tristan. "Yami, you wouldn't do this to your own friend would you? Besides, we've already agreed to tell you about Pegasus! So stop being an idiot."

The pharaoh's eyes stopped blazing, and he put his cards away.

"Yes." He said. "I am sorry Joey." Joey nodded, but backed away nonetheless.

"What is up with you?" asked Tristan. "You've been acting really weird ever since Yugi died, I mean come on! He wasn't that great of a character. In fact, I'd say he kind of lame…really needy…"

"You're right." Said the Pharaoh very formally, "Yugi was a jerk! A real knee biter. Now stop lingering on the finer points and tell me about Pegasus!"

"Well, we're going to Pegasus's winter house." Said Tea.

Pharaoh waited for her to say more, and when it didn't come he asked "Are we going for any particular reason?"

"No." Joey shrugged. "Its just what the author's making us do, because she thinks Pegasus is funny."

In the distance the author is heard laughing uncontrollably. Who'd name their kid Pegasus anyhow?

"so…we're just going then?" asked the Pharaoh.

"Yup." The others nodded.

"Oh…okay." He replied, and they all began to walk (Joey still had to carry Pharaoh.)

"Well, this is it." Said Tristan as they walked up to a huge mansion a few hours later. "Its so…so…"

"Purple." Finished Tea.

"Yeah." Said Joey. "I guess we'd better go say hello to our old friend huh."

"Yes." Said Pharaoh, because he liked to say yes a lot. The four of them walked up to the purple door and knocked.

"Hellooo?" came the voice of Pegasus as he came rushing to the door. When he opened it he smiled and then scowled when he realized who it was. "You!' he said coldly. "Why the hell did you kids come to my loverly winter house!"

"What a warm welcome." Said the Pharaoh trying to sound witty. However, the remark came out all wrong and sounded rather pathetic.

"I see you brought your very little pharaoh friend." Pegasus sneered. The pharaoh blushed.

"I'm not little!" he mumbled. "I'm 4'5! That's a perfectly admirable height!"

"For a hobbit maybe." Said Pegasus. "Well you are not welcome here, so toodles my annoying little friends. May bad fortune meet you on your journey!"

"Wait!" said Joey before Pegasus had fully slammed the door in their faces. "Do you think we wanted to come here? Our author MADE us come here, and you don't have a choice in the matter! Now I suggest you let us in before you make her angry!"

In the distance the author is STILL heard laughing uncontrollably.

"Ugg!" said Pegasus with disgust. "Well, if you must then you may stay on the south side of the mansion. But don't let me see you do anything wrong or all hell WILL break loose!"

Pharaoh made the mistake of saying "Ha!" after Pegasus had spoken. Well, could you really blame him? The Pharaoh was the only one who was powerful enough to make all hell break loose. Tut tut, if he had only known it was just an expression.

"And what do YOU find so amusing Frodo?" asked Pegasus, crossing his arms.

"FRODO!" gasped Yami. "why that's a hobbit name! How dare you!" Before anybody could stop him, the fierce little Pharaoh leapt towards Pegasus and began to strangle him.

"PHARAOH!" yelled Joey, Tristan and Tea together, each rushing to try and pry Yami's fingers off of Pegasus's throat. When they had accomplished this, they dragged the disgruntled Pharaoh down the front steps and Joey, being somewhat bigger, sat on top of him so that he couldn't get up and try to kill his opponent.

"Get off of me you fool!" said Yami, digging his nails into Joey's side. Joey yelped and got up.

Pegasus was laughing. "Quite a show Pharaoh. I thought you were above street fighting, in fact I was under the impression that you dueled others to settle your differences."

"He does!" said Tea, and stupidly added "and he'll duel you as well!"

"Tea, no!" Scolded Tristan, but it was too late.

"Your offer is accepted." Said Pegasus. "We'll meet here tomorrow morning. Ta."

"But, where will we sleep?" asked Tea. Pegasus laughed.

"Why, you should have thought of that before you had your pet monkey attack me." With that said, he shut the door.

"Nice going Pharaoh!" muttered Joey.

(A/N: alright, well as you can see I'm not an expert on Yu-gi-oh. I just got sucked into it about a month ago and now I'm hooked. I know very little about Pegasus, and most of what I do know comes from other fan fics. I'm sure you're wondering if I have another fanfic explaining why I killed off Yugi. Well I don't. Yugi annoyed me so I made him 'kick the bucket.' Please review, but be nice. And can anybody tell me how Pharaoh and Yugi came to share the same body? Thanks. )