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Inu-yasha picks up the phone.
"Hello, Inu-yasha? Aliens are attacking my house!" Kagome says. She snickers and hangs up the phone.
"DARN IT!" She snickers. She heard him all the way from the other side of town.
Crank Call 2...
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"Keh, what?" Inu-yasha says, picking up the phone...again.
"Listen to me biatch and listen up good. You better go and eff yourself cause no biatch in her right mind would suck your (...). So go suck your (...)because you're too small. Or maybe I should take your own biatch and eff her right before your own eyes so you can see a real man work her. So I suggest you go take your own mother and eff her cause she's the only biatch you're gonna get." By this time, Inu-yasha was more than growling, he was practically barking.
"By the way...I will avenge my father." Inu-yasha's ears perked up in realization.
"MENOMARU YOU BIATCH!" he yells.
In Naraku's Lair...
Menomaru hangs up the phone and turns around to Naraku with a smug look on his face. He holds out his hand and Naraku, looking totally ticked, handed over a five dollar bill.
Crank Call 3...
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Kagome runs and picks up the phone.
"Hirugashi residence. This is Kagome."
"Listen up wench," Sesshoumaru's voice says on the other line, "I realized that I want you so bad, that I'm willing to do anything to have you. Even if it means coming over there and effing you against your will."
O.O (Kagome)
"I am coming over, and be prepared for a wild night."
The other line goes dead and Kagome hangs up the phone.
Other End of Line...
Mirouku and Shippou snicker as they hang up the phone and turn off the voice amplifier. (One of those things that you use to change your voice.)
"Good job Mirouku." Shippou says, "These voice amplifier thingies are awesome."
"Yes they are," Mirouku says, picking up the phone again, "Time for Phase Two."
At Sesshoumaru's house...
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Sesshoumaru gets up out of bed and picks up the phone.
"What." he grumbles.
"Sesshoumaru?" Kagome's voice says on the other line, "Sesshoumaru! Hurry up and come to my place! Inu-yasha's gone demonic again and he's killing everyone in sight! HURRY!"
"Kago..." the line goes dead.
"Shoot." he says, running out.
Other End of Line...
Mirouku shuts off the voice amplifier.
"Now we just watch and wait."
At Kagome's House...
Kagome stood ready by the door, baseball bat in hand.
"If that sonvabiatch thinks he's gonna sexually assault me, boy does he have another thing comin." As if on cue, Sesshoumaru bursts in. Kagome starts hitting him with the metal baseball bat.
"DIE YOU SCUM!" she yells hitting him, "SEXUALLY ASSAULT THIS!"
"OW OW OW! WOULD YOU STOP THAT!" he yells, grabbing the baseball bat and snapping it in half, "Now, where is my idiot half brother?"
"At his house, why?" it suddenly dawns on Kagome, "You mean, you didn't come to rape me?"
"Keh. Why would I do that?"
"I don't know, you just said..."
"I said nothing of the sort. NOW WHERE IS MY IDIOT HALF BROTHER!"
"AT HIS HOUSE!"
"You mean, he's not attacking you?"
"No."
"But you called me..."
"No I didn't!"
"Wench,"
"Yeah, we've been set up." They look out the window and see Mirouku and Shippou looking at them through binoculars.
"This Sesshoumaru does not like to be made a mockery out of."
"Then, let's give them a run for their money."
Crank Call 4...
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Mirouku picks up his cell phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey Mirouku?" Kagome says.
"What?"
"Can you keep Inu-yasha away from my house tonight?"
"Sure why?"
"Well don't tell him but, I'm having an affair with his brother, sexually."
O.O (Mirouku) Kagome snickers and hangs up the phone.
"All we have to do is wait." she tells Sesshoumaru, grabbing a broom.
"This Sesshoumaru is more than ready." he slaps the newly repaired metal bat in the palm of his hand.
At Inu-yasha's House...
"INU-YASHA!" Shippou and Mirouku yell bursting in.
"What?" Inu-yasha asks, looking royally ticked.
"Kagome's having an affair with Sesshoumaru." Shippou pants.
"Sexually." Mirouku adds.
"WHAT!" In five seconds flat, Inu-yasha was at Kagome's house, Mirouku trailing behind. He kicks down the door and bursts into the family room.
"I'll kill that (...)!" he yells.
"HYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kagome yells, viciously assaulting Mirouku with her broom, Sesshoumaru doing the same.
"CRANK CALL THIS!"
Me: Well I thought that was fun!
Kagome: It was!
Me: Even I got to take a whack at Mirouku.
Mirouku: (in hospital bed with bumps and bruises all over body)
Sesshoumaru:Keh. R and R.
Me: And?
Sesshoumaru: And this Sesshoumaru will consider saying hello to you.(mutters) Pathetic nigens(humans).
Me: YOU HEARD THE MAN! REVIEW!