A/N: Okay… this is my first published attempt at humor… so please be kind…
Original concept is from http: I plan to do several of these.
WHY?
It is the question that haunts us all. For ages, man has tried to formulate an answer, but nothing is sufficient. Everyone has their own opinion on the matter—even anime characters—and no one response can be deemed wiser or more foolish than the other. Greater than "Chicken or Egg?", it is:
"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
YUUGI:
To protect his friends and save people who hate him.
YAMI NO YUUGI:
To duel me and lose due to yet another massive contrivance.
SETO:
I don't care. I'm busy. Leave before I sue you for asking such a stupid question.
JONOUCHI:
I'M NOT A CHICKEN EITHER! I'm not a chicken, I'm not a monkey, and I'M NOT A DOG!
SHIZUKA:
To be with its oniichan.
ANZU:
Because crossing the road was dangerous, and if she did something dangerous, the hunky other self of her friend would come out and protect her.
HONDA:
To flirt with his best friend's little sister.
MAI:
It had drastically underestimated and thought it could beat me in a duel.
MOKUBA:
It got kidnapped. Like me.
RYOU:
Well, the chicken took three turns to cross the road, then it went into the tavern…
YAMI NO BAKURA:
Because there was a Millennium Item on the other side.
MALIK:
To escape from its cursed destiny, kill the farmer who inflicted that curse, and obtain true freedom.
YAMI NO MALIK:
To kill people. And offer them as sacrifices to the darkness.
ISIS:
To fulfill its destiny.
PEGASUS:
I will find out by reading its mind with my Millennium Eye.
HAGA (WEEVIL:
It wanted to eat my bugs, but its attempt activated my trap.
RYUZAKI (REX):
It was running away from my dinos.
KAJIKI (MAKO):
Tuna?
OTOGI (DUKE):
To attack the heart points on the other side.
LABYRINTH PEOPLE:
We do know why the chicken crossed.
To find out, you must pay the cost!
4KIDS ENTERTAINMENT (A/N—Sorry. Couldn't resist.):
We don't know. But if he did anything even mildly violent, inappropriate, or interesting on the way, we'll edit it out.