Disclaimer: This is the part where I'm supposed to say I don't own Rocky Horror Picture Show the characters in it and I don't own YuYu Hakusho or the characters in the anime, but...I DO,LOSERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I OWN THEM, I OWN THEM, I...don't own them...:( Rocky Horror Picture show is a screen play by Richard O'brien Jim Sharman YuYu Hakusho is owned by Yoshihiro Togashi ...just...read the damn fic then review!And,yes,the songs whatnot will be in here.And hooking Botan Hiei up in this was my total accident.And I couldn't think of another guy to be Raplh so I picked Atsuko,but it doesn't matter because Shizuru Atsuko's parts aren't big parts they're only in the beggining.LESBIAN WEDDING!And in this chapter when Koenma Yukina sing"F" means the family.ENJOY:P

Who's Who

Kuwabara-Dr. FrankenFurter

Hiei-Eddie

Keiko-Magenta

Yusuke-Rocky

Kurama-RiffRaff

Yukina-Janet

Koenma-Brad

Botan-Columbia

Shizuru-Betty

Atsuko-Ralph

Mr.Takanawa-Dr.Scott

Genkai-The Criminologist

Yusuke Horror Picture Show

Michael Rennie was ill

The Day the Earth Stood Still

But he told us where we stand.

And Flash Gordon was there

In silver underwear,

Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.

Then something went wrong

For Fay Wray and King Kong.

They got caught in a celluloid jam.

Then at a deadly pace

It Came From...Outer Space.

And this is how the message ran:

Science fiction, double feature

Doctor X will build a creature.

See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh

At the late night, double feature, picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carrol

Was over a barrel

When Tarantula took to the hills.

And I really got hot

When I saw Jeanette Scott

Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.

Dana Andrews said Prunes

Gave him the runes

And passing them used lots of skills.

But When Worlds Collide,

Said George Pal to his bride,

"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills"

Like a...

Science fiction, double feature

Doctor X will build a creature.

See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh

At the late night, double feature, picture show.

I wanna go

Wuh oh o-o-oh

To the late night, double feature, picture show.

By RKO,

Wuh oh o-o-oh

To the late night, double feature, picture show.

In the back row,

Oh oh o-o-oh

To the late night, double feature, picture show

Church bells ring joyously as the doors of the Denton Catholic Church are flung open Mendelssohn's Wedding March comes from the church's organ. The young married couple, Atsuko Shizuru Urameshi,walk out of the church followed by a big crowd of friends throwing rice shouting excitedly. The minister shakes Atsuko's hand as she slips him a twenty dollar bill. Koenma walks up to Atsuko to congradulate her. Astuko sees him smiles he shakes her hand.

"Well, I guess we made it, huh" She said, punching him playfully in the arm.

"Well, I don't think that there was any doubt about that-you Shizuru have been inseperable ever since you sat in on Dr. Takanawa's refresher lectures."He laughed,punching her back.

"Well, to tell you the turth, Koenma, she was the only reason I came in the first place, I mean"

"Okay, guys, this is it" Shizuru yelled. She threw her bouquet Yukina,pushing a few girls out of the way, grabbed it screamed,happily. "I got it, I got it"

Atsuko elbowed Koenma in the side, smirking.

"Hey,bud...it looks like it's your turn next" Blushing,Koenma scratched the back of his head. "Who knows? Heh,heh..."He laughs at Astuko hugs him gets in the car with Shizuru. Koenma hits the hood of the car,smiling at them. The guests, Koenma Yukina wave as they drive off. The guests get into their cars talking about the wedding,leaving Koenma Yukina standing alone in front of the church with a strange family, a father with a pitchfork, his wife their daughter, who look oddly like the old Quaker family in the painting "American Gothic". Unbeknownst to Koenma Yukina, who have their backs turned to the church watching Shizuru Atsuko drive away, the family the strange looking minister go into the church. Yukina looked down at the bouquet,smiling happily.

"Oh, Koenma, wasn't it wonderful?Didn't Shizuru look radiantly beautiful? Just an hour ago, she was just plain ol' Shizuru Kuwabara now...now she's Mrs. Atsuko Urameshi..."

"Er...yes, Yukina...Atsuko's one...lucky lady..." He replied, still looking at the car.

"Yes." She said, following Koenma into the graveyard.

"Everybody knows that Shizuru is a wonderful little cook"

"Yes." They keep walking until Koenma stops in front of a tree, his back towards Yukina. She looked at him with such love devotion.

"And...Atsuko herself will be in line for a big promotion in a year or two..."

"Yeah..."

He turned to face her, but looked down at his feet.

"Say, Yukina..."

"Yes, Koenma"

"I've got somethnig to say..."

"Uh, huh."

"I really loved the skillful way...you beat the other girls to Shizuru's bouquet..."

"Oh, Koenma..."

She leaned in to kiss him, but he ran past her to the steps of the church where the family standing. She looked at him, confused a little hurt. He turned around faced her, singing.

"The river was deep but I swam it." She ran to him.

F: Janet.

"The future is ours so let's plan it"

F: Janet.

"So, please..."He sang, holding her hands. "Don't tell me to can it."

F: Janet.

"I've got one thing to say and that's damn it, Janet...I love you" He ran backwards to the church doors.

"The rod was long but I ran it."He jumped onto the banister of the church steps.

F: Janet.

"There's a fire in my heart you've fan it" He jumped off onto the last step infront of the doors.

F: Janet.

"If there's one fool for you then I am it"

F: Janet.

"I've got one thing to say and that's, damn it, Janet" He reached into his pocket grabbed a peice of chalk. He draws a heart with an arrow going through it on the doors which the father of the family proceeds to wipe off when Koenma's back is turned, facing Yukina. "I love you"

Yukina ran to him he gets down onto his knees takes out a little ring.

"Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker"

The mother the father goes back into the church, leaving the doors open.

"There's three ways a love can grow."He sings,accidently dropping the ring. The both of them scramble to pick it up.Koenma gets it hold it up.

"That's good, bad, or mediocre.." Yukina grabs the ring puts it on as he gets up. She throws down the bouquet starts to wrap her arms around him tightly, but he moves to chalk on the door again.

"J-A-N-E-T, I love you so"

Yukina runs into the church, with Koenma following after her sings, looking at the ring.

"Oh, this is nicer than Betty Monroe had"

F: Oh, Brad.

"Now,we're engaged I'm so glad"

F: Oh, Brad.

"That's you've met mom you know dad..."

F: Oh, Brad.

Yukina takes Koenma's arm, looking up at him smiling.

"I've got one thing to say that's Brad, I'm mad for you, too"

Koenma Yukina start to walk down the asle slowly. Yukina rested her ehad on his shoulder.

"Oh, Brad..."

"Oh...damn it..." She caressed his cheek.

"I'm mad..."

"Oh, Janet..."

"For you."

He briefly kisses her.

"I love you, too-oo-oo."

Koenma took Yukina's hands, turning to her. The family in background carry in a coffin through the church doors. Yukina Koenma look at each other,smiling singing.

"There's on thing left to do-ah-ooh" He let go of her ran to the middle of the church.

"And that's go see the man who began it"

F: Janet...

"When we met in his science exam it..." The family suddenly appears behind Koenma Yukina.

F: Janet...

They lower the coffin onto the floor.

"I've got one thing to say that's damn it, Janet! I love you"

Yukina ran to Koenma he hugged her. He let go of her circled her.

"Damn it...Janet..." Yukina circled him twice, admiring her ring.

"Oh, Brad...I'm mad..." They held hands kneeling with every word they said until they were on the floor.

"I...love...you..." They tilted their heads to the side kissed deeply.

Suddenly in a study with tons of mohagony bookcases a large desk with a globe of the world. In a over stuffed armchair sits Genkai with her back towards the desk. She swiviled around says. "I'd like...if I may...to take you on a strange journey..." She gets up goes over to the bookshelf. She picked up a rather larger book that is called "The Denton Affair". She sits back down at her desk places it on a book stand. She puts on reading glasses. "It seems like a fairly ordinary night when Koenma his fiancee Yukina, two young ordinary healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening to visit a Dr. Evertt Takanawa...an ex-tuitor now friend of the both of them...It's true that there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black pendulous, towards which they were driving...It's also true that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of air...but they, being normal kids on a night out, well...they were not going to let a little storm spoil the events of their evening.On a night out..." She closed the book, putting a bookmark in it first. Thunder is heard distanly outside. "It was a night outthey were going to remember for a very long time..." Lightening cracks outside.

Well...that was chapter one! Chapter two will be up very very soon! Review I shall give you candy:P