Slip of the Tongue

Here is just the 1st chapter of our first story. It may look short, and it is, but beautifull things come in small packages, except when it comes to male testicles...but anyway... enjoy, an there will be many more to come!

The Truth Behind Hagrid's Curtains

Harry, Ron and Hermione slowly made their way down to their old friend, Harid's cabin during their lunch period. They had just past the womping willow, next to the lake, when Hermione caught a glimpse of her boyfriend, Cedric Diggory. He waved in their direction, and winked at Hermione as she ran up to give him a quick kiss on the lips. Cedric whispered something in her ear, smiling his dazzling smile, and she giggled.

"Um, guys, is it ok if I catch p with you later? I'm going to spend lunch with Cedric." She blushed ready for an outraged response. Ron clenched his fists, but Harry nodded at her. He knew they couldn't stop her, and he hadn't seen her this happy in ages and besides, he was gorgeous! They watched them disappear, unsubtly moving towards the….Quidditch supply cupboard, hand in hand, mouth to mouth.

"What! She dumps her best friends for him? And what about Hagrid? She can be so selfish sometimes." Ron shouted at angrily, once they were out of hearing.

"Oh, come on Ron. They are going out. And she does have good taste. I mean, did you see the way his hair fell carelessly over his eyes?" Harry said before he could stop himself.

"Er…… I wasn't really paying attention……huh? What did you just say?" Ron looked at him in horror.

Shite! What the fuck did I say that for? What the hell am I going to say now? Shit, fuck, motherfuckering bollucks! He's bound to have guessed. SHIT!

"Um, just quoting what um Cho, um, said to me once!" Harry played with the ends of his sleeves, an old habit he did when he was nervous.

"Oh, right yeah. Of course. Chosaid that to you? While you were dating?" Ron looked at Harry suspiciously.

"Yeah, she kind of let it slip. Yeah, you know, when she was in one of those weird moments." He gave a short nervous laugh, before taking an immense interest in the grass around his feet, before desperately changing the subject back to Hagrid. "Yeah, so, um… shall we go see how Hagrid's doing?"

"Yeah, alright then." Came the reply from the bewildered red head.

Five minutes later, they arrived at Hagrid's hut and knocked on the door, making their presence known. Fang's loud barks answered their knocking, before a ruffled looking Hagrid opened the door. Harry and Ron exchanged glances as they both noticed Hagrid's shirt buttoned up the wrong way. From the end room, a husky, seductive voice called,

"Who is it Hagrid? Who is it who dared interrupt my raging orgas……

"organisation skills yes that's right. Organisation skills put your "things" away and come in here to see HARRY AND RON !

Blushing he poured Ron and Harry a giant size mug of tea and a rock cake for each of them , they had both learned from past experience that Hagrid's rock cakes often came with a visit to Madame Pomfrey this was all because the rock cakes were better off just being rocks .

Breaking the awkward silence, Hagrid casually asked where Hermione was .

Ron's fists clenched once more so Harry decided to fill this answer in with a

"She's busy with Cedric. Bit like you and Madame Maxime" he added with a grin

After a few forced rock cakes, the two of them slowly made their way up to Gryfindor tower, where they met a flushed Hermione. Harry greeted her with friendly peck on the cheek while Ron launched into the humorous episode they had just witnessed at Hagrid's house. Once Hermione had controlled her giggling and wiped away the shocked and possibly even the hint of disgust off her face, she pointed out to them the notice on the common room door.

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