Hi everyone, I'm soooooo sorry it took me so long to get this chapter written. You know how it is with school and family. Thanks to all the sweet people who reviewed. Thank you! Kisses. I hope you like this chapter. I think next chapter is a Hellsing wedding and baby.
"I'm so ruddy bored!" Seras threw her shoe at the television. If she never saw Blade again in her life it would be too soon.
She'd been in Alucard's flat for the better part of a week with no company and nothing to do except listen to his boring CD collection and watch vampire movie after vampire movie. It was a choice between Blade or Kill Bill, it seemed. She was going crazy with nothing to do and nobody to talk to.
"That's it. I'm going out. What can it hurt if I just take a walk down to the pub and have a little something to drink?" She looked in the mirror and remembered why she needed to be careful. The glowing purple of her eyes still had not faded in the least. She put on a pair of wraparound sunglasses that hugged her face and slipped into a form fitting top and mini-skirt.
"Just one drink and then I'll come back." Seras looked around the flat and locked the door on the way out.
The pub was typical with beer branded mirrors and a pair of drunk men throwing darts in the corner. Whose idea was it anyway to give drunk men sharp things to throw? Seras thought that was a pretty stupid idea.
She looked at the men playing pool in another section of the pub and thought it was pretty stupid to let drunk men have sticks to hit heavy balls around with, too. If she ran the world, drunk human men would only be given Nerf darts or balls.
She ignored the man who leaned over and leered at her when she walked by. She was used to it. When you had a chest like hers, you got used to being stared at really fast.
The bartender was a big hairy guy who stared at her chest the entire time she was ordering a tomato juice. She hardly needed to worry about people (or at least men) seeing her eyes when most of them were just talking to her breasts anyway.
Seras took her tomato juice to a table in the corner and just sat and watched the people. She was still lonely, but at least she was lonely with company, she thought. Anyway, it was better than sitting around Alucard's flat for another evening.
Out on the street, vampires were coming from around London, following a strange scent that seemed to hit them in their guts, or maybe a little lower than that. They were all male and all vampires, but most of them had never seen each other before. Vampires weren't very social.
It started with one man wandering into the bar and taking a seat, seeming completely fixated on Seras. She tried to ignore him. Men stared at her, if she paid attention to them, they only got worse.
A second man came in off the street and also sat down. When the waitress took their orders, both asked for tomato juice. The bartender was a bit surprised by the popularity of tomato juice that evening, but poured the drinks and put another bottle in the refrigerator.
Both men stared at Seras and ignored their drinks and it was all she could do not to squirm in her seat. When a third and fourth man came in, she started to get nervous. The two new men also ordered tomato juice and Seras couldn't take it anymore. She left a tip on the table and got up to go.
Two of the men appeared between her and the door and Seras stifled a squeak of fear. When she turned around, the two newcomers were standing behind her.
"Don't go yet. I wanted to get to know you," said one of the men said to her with a scary leer at her chest.
"Yeah, we wanted to get to know you," said one of the men behind her.
Seras whirled around and tried to back away, but the first man who had spoken caught her by the arm. She tried to pull out of his grasp, but he wasn't just a human and he was just as strong as she was, but he was bigger. She pulled again and gasped when someone grabbed her other arm and yanked.
One of the drunk dart throwers came over then, "Hey, why don't you let the missy go?"
He stumbled back and turned green when all four vampires turned and hissed at him. People started scrambling out the back door of the pub leaving Seras alone with the four vampires who were now turning back and looking at her like she was dinner and they hadn't eaten in weeks.
She struggled to get away from the two who were holding her. She flailed so hard and so wildly that her sunglasses went flying and the four vampires leapt at her.
Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.
If Alucard were any more bored, he'd be dead. Oh wait, he was already dead.
Alucard stared out the window in Integral's office and tried to ignore her droning on and on about how slow he was on missions, how he was pathetic for not being able to find Seras after a week, and how much of a pain in the ass it was to make sure that there was enough blood in the mansion to feed him and Seras.
"…doesn't come cheap, you know?"
Alucard turned away from the window. "Hm? What? Oh yes, blood doesn't come cheap. Are you going to put me on a diet?" He leered at her and stuck out his tongue. "Or will you let me hunt free range?"
Integral threw a glass paperweight at him, but he just dissolved before it reached him and it flew through the space where he'd been standing to crash through the window.
"Alucard!"
But he was already gone.
Alucard had reappeared in the library and was staring out the window, still bored out of his skull. At least he'd had a little fun at Integral's expense. If he listened, he could hear her still cursing in her office.
Walter was in the library reading through all of the old spell books they kept there. They had an occult library like none other in England. Hunting vampires wasn't enough; Integral wanted them to expand to hunting witches and demons, too. She said she didn't want the organization to be obsolete after they succeeded in destroying all vampires.
Alucard wondered if she planned to destroy him and Seras after all the other vampires were destroyed? It was a good reason to let some get away now and then.
He was just leaning over Walter, who hadn't noticed him yet, intending to scare the old boy and see how his research was going, when he heard a sudden mental shout, Master! Help!
Walter looked up when he felt a faint draft on his neck, but he was alone in the library. He shrugged and went back to reading.
Seras was pinned against the wall and it seemed like the vampires had dozens of hands, all of them touching her in ways she never wanted to be touched. She was struggling and just about to scream when first one pair of hands, then another, then another were snatched away.
She was able to knee the last vampire in the groin, and hit him over the head with her doubled up fists when he bent over in pain. She looked up just in time to see Alucard pull out his guns and kill two of the three vampires with one shot and casually shift his hand behind his back to take out the third.
He walked over to where she stood with the last vampire groaning on the floor at her feet and casually put another bullet in his head. Then he looked up and into her eyes.
Seras opened her eyes and recognized the familiar inside of the coffin she'd been using while staying in Alucard's flat. Something wasn't right, though. A bunch of somethings weren't right. She never slept nude, for one thing.
Oh. My. God.
Seras rolled over and looked into the smiling red eyes of her Master. "Good evening, Seras, did you sleep well?" he asked with a grin.
Oh. My. God!
Seras realized she wasn't the only one sleeping nude in this coffin and realized that the dream she'd had the night before, hadn't been a dream. She wiggled away from Alucard until her back hit the wall of the coffin. Which wasn't very far at all.
He reached out and ran his fingers over her cheek before cupping her chin to bring her face back to his for a kiss. Seras kept her eyes open for a moment and looked around like someone was going to pop up with a camera to take a gag picture of the two of them, but then she closed her eyes and melted into the kiss. He definitely kissed like someone who'd had hundreds of years to practice and Seras forgot about being embarrassed and just enjoyed it while it lasted.
When their kiss ended, he looked at her face again and kissed the tip of her nose. "If it makes you feel better, your eyes are normal again."
"Oh." Seras was surprised that she was actually a little sad about that. "I guess that means you won't want to be around me like this again." She tried to pull back and get out of the coffin, but Alucard grabbed her around the waist and pulled her back down.
"Why do you think I don't want to be around you like this again?" He ran a hand possessively down her bare back to grab her butt and pull her tight against him.
Seras gasped and shivered a little. "Because now the spell's over and you don't have to want me anymore."
"I don't have to want you. No." Alucard said and smiled while he began to rub the hand not holding her butt up and down her back. "But I do want you."
"You do?" She looked up into his eyes and red tears shimmered in her lustrous eyes. "You're not making a joke just to hurt my feelings?"
"I do. We'll be together forever, Seras." He wrapped his arms around her in a tight embrace and whispered in her ear, "And soon we'll have a child together to cement our eternal bond."
"Sir Integral, I have good news!"
Integral looked up tiredly at Walter and rubbed a tobacco stained hand across her forehead. "What is it, Walter? I could use some good news for a change."
"I have found the counterspell for the Police Girl's condition. When she is found again, I can have the curse lifted and she will no longer attract other vampires, nor will she be fertile."
Integral rubbed her hands together and gave Walter a broad grin. "That is very good news. Now I don't have to worry about vampire brats in the organization."
She looked up when Alucard materialized in front of her desk with Seras in his arms. He grinned at her and flashed his teeth, "The counterspell won't be needed, but Seras and I will be needing baby supplies."