Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter or Mini Cooper. That said, this will not stop me exploiting both:)This fic is based on those wonderful Mini Cooper adverts that we all know and love, I hope you all enjoy it!

The End. It's Mini adventure!

Harry Potter is sitting in the front passenger seat of a Mini cooper with a sour expression on his face as he slowly devours a pair of lurid pants with golden snitches on them.

15 minutes earlier...

A shrill, excited shriek pierces the air. A flash of red hair as Ginny Weasley flies around the corner and wrenches open the door to Draco and Harry's Mini. Grabbing Draco, she drags him out of that car and onto the pavement. With great enthusiasm she then rips off his t-shirt and proceeds to snog his face off.

15 seconds earlier...

Ginny and Hermione are walking down the street carrying bags full of shopping and chatting casually about guys. "You know what really turns me on?" asks Ginny decidedly, turning to face Hermione, "Tall, evil, sexy blonde guys who drive minis!"

20 seconds earlier...

Harry is sitting in the passenger seat of a Mini while Draco is driving in the seat next to him with a gloomy expression on his face.
"Mate, if you ever get a girlfriend with the red hair you adore so much," begins Harry with a smug grin on his face, "I'll eat my pants!"