DK: Well...here's the final part of the story…I think…Wells, it might be short…I guess it's the best I can do for now….Here it is!

Everyone, after Ed's outburst, gave him a weird look that clearly said: What the fuck!

"Brother…he didn't say anything like that…" Al said while sweatdropping.

"He still called me short!" Ed said, as he pointed an accusing finger at Havoc.

"So you think you're bigger than me? Sorry to say, but you might be bigger than me, but you'll never beat the Colonel. He's way bigger than me. I know…why don't the both of you compare penis sizes? Then we'll really know who's bigger…" Havoc said calmly, a smile upon his face.

"It wouldn't matter if you compared or not, I would still be bigger," Roy said as he smirked smugly.

"They're right, it wouldn't matter. Roy is bigger. Way bigger, he's even bigger than me. Which is strange since the Armstrong family has also been known for their large penis sizes, as it was passed down for generations. Well, I know because I saw their crotches, yes, I did. I saw Havoc's in the restroom, it's not my fault that I'm tall…Roy's I saw when he and I-" Armstrong was cut off when a bowl, that contained a mixture of ice cream, spaghetti, and pudding mixed together, was thrown at his head.

"Just shut up!" Roy yelled, a very pissed off look on his face.

Armstrong wiped off the food, and grabbed some of his own lunch.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Armstrong roared as he and many others began firing food in random directions.

After a while, a new face entered the room, only to be splattered with food.

As soon as Roy threw the last bit of food in his hand in some random direction, his eyes widened.

"CEASEFIRE!" Roy yelled as the mystery person calmly wiped off the food, "I'm sorry sir. We didn't mean to hit you…this fight was all…an accident."

"Accident…hmm…" the Fuhrer said, eyeing Roy's sticky figure, "Why don't you four go shower? Roy, Edward, Jean, and Maes. You four will clean this up afterwards."

"But sir, won't we get all dirty again?" Roy asked giving the Fuhrer a weird look.

"Mmmm….just go…." The Fuhrer said, still eyeing Roy, a smile upon his face.

"Yes sir…." Roy said replied as he and the three other males walked out of the cafeteria.

Outside, Hallway-

As soon as they were out of earshot, Roy let out a string of curses as Hughes and Havoc just smiled.

"Did you see the way that he was eyeing me! Did you! I swear, he was checking me out! I swear! I know that I'm hot and all, but I never wanted to attract older men! God, I feel like Armstrong and the Fuhrer had a talk or something...or they're plotting to gangbang me…" Roy shuddered visibly when he uttered the last part.

Hughes and Havoc chuckled while Ed just sweatdropped.

"Colonel, don't compliment yourself that way. I don't think they think that you are sexy or anything. So, don't even go there, I don't need my mind tarnished or anything. And, I rather not see a naked Colonel when I fall asleep," Ed said, without any emotion.

"Who would you rather see? Me? Maes? Cain? Really, who would you want to see? I saw the way that you stare at all of us…you even stared at Roy's ass that time-" Havoc said, looking at Ed, his eyes half-lidded, smiling seductively.

"SHUT UP!" Ed roared, blushing like a tomato. "He had…SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!"

Hughes and Havoc snickered, as Roy smiled a knowing smile.

"I know you think I'm sexy…"Roy said temptingly as he nipped on Ed's ear.

Ed blushed harder, then he ran down the hall to the showers.

By the time the others arrived, Ed was already in a stall, steam coming from the hot water fogged the room.

But, Ed, as embarrassed as he was, probably didn't notice that there were only two stalls in the room. Meaning, that two people would probably share one stall.

Havoc and Hughes headed towards one empty stall, while Roy was left with the stall that Ed was in.

The flame alchemist smirked as he stripped off his clothes and entered the stall.

Suddenly, a loud scream was heard. As well as two large fits of laughter.

"WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IS YOUR HAND THERE! WHY ARE YOU HERE! GET IT OFF! GET IT OF-ohh……." Ed yelled, then moaned.

Roy smirked as he continued his hand ministrations. Currently, the Colonel's hand was touching…Ed's 'special area'.

Ed gasped as Roy continued, then, suddenly, the older man stopped.

Ed turned to look at Roy, whose eyes were currently wide.

"Armstrong…it better not be you…" Roy said, shuddering slightly.

But, despite what Roy said, a certain voice answered him.

"But…you love me, don't you? I know that you do…my little boy toy…" Armstrong said, as his lips continued to nip Roy's neck, his arms around the shorter man's waist, and one hand splayed across Roy's abdomen, pushing Roy closer to Armstrong's body.

Roy whimpered, paralyzed in fear, knowing that Armstrong's grip on him meant he was at a disadvantage.

"Ed….help…please…" Roy begged, his eyes pleading.

Ed, his eyes once wide in shock, now glaring at Armstrong with full hatred.

"Let go of him!" Ed roared, as he transmuted his arm into a blade.

Fullmetal, then, ran behind Armstrong, and placed the blade rather close to the taller male's own area.

"Let him go, now, or else I shall castrate you," Ed murmured, his voice full of venom.

Armstrong glared at the Ed, sighed, and let go of Roy.

"Fine, but I will have my fun soon enough," Armstrong said as he left the stall.

Ed's arm went back to normal as Roy held onto the wall for support.

"Kill…Hughes….Kill….Armstrong…Kill…Both!" Roy uttered, standing up straight.

Roy turned towards Ed and smirked at him.

"Thanks, we'll continue where we left off later…My place…" Roy stated as he too left the stall.

Ed nodded dumbly, as his eyes followed Roy's body before it went out of sight.

Roy's Home-

Ed knocked on Roy's door, blushing slightly.

When the door opened, Ed looked up, seeing a smirking Roy.

"Come on in…" Roy said, opening the door wider.

Ed entered Roy's less than humble abode. As soon as his whole body was inside, Roy slammed the door shut, and attacked Ed's lips with his own.

Ed moaned into the kiss as it became more passionate. Finally, after a few minutes, they both broke for air. While Ed was still recovering, Roy took the chance to attack the younger boy's neck as he stripped the boy's body of clothes…

Later-

Ed snuggled into the warmth next to him, which was Roy.

"Damn you Mustang….why did you have to be so big?" Ed asked, in mock annoyance. "Share the wealth!"

END

DK: SORRY! I know that this was horrible, but I thought I was procrastinating far too long...so…I typed this up…I can revise this when I have more time…but just not right now…sorry for it's lateness and horribleness…. I'll try to update the other stories as well….please R&R!