Kagome: Aren't you going after it?

Inuyasha: Maybe you haven't noticed but there are lots of monsters in the world. Want I should go after them all.

Kagome: Yes please.

Inuyasha: If you want to do the fighting you go right ahead. In the mean time where's the :almost falls over as he watches the crow swoop down and snatch up the jewel where it lay in the grass: AH! That stupid crow is making of with the jewel. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Kagome: ME? ME? I TOLD YOU TO GO AFTER HIM

Inuyasha: :bursts out of the building dragging Kagome after him: Oh no you don't! :notices a bow and arrow:

Inuyasha is jumping through the air outside following closely behind the crow, with Kagome on his back, with the bow in one hand, and the quiver around her shoulder.

Inuyasha: What are you doing! Shoot it!

Kagome: You're stoned. I've never even seen a real bow in my life. Do I look like Legolas? All I know is you shoot the pointy end.

Inuyasha: That thing feeds on human flesh. If you think that's bad let it swallow the jewel

Kagome:looks up and yelps as the crow swallows the jewel: Ah hate to burst your bubble but..it swallowed it. :sighs: Fine, I'll try

Inuyasha: Thank you :smirks: 'And after she's taken out the crow, then it's her turn' Kikyou was a master archer. Take it in one shot

Kagome: I'M KAGOME DAMNIT! 'still someone help me make this shot' Here goes nothing :shoots the arrow just as Inuyasha jumps up high into the arrow. The arrow doesn't even go far, just simply falls from the bow:

Inuyasha: :falls face flat into the dirt in shock:

Kagome: Kikyou was a master archer. What a load of shit.

Inuyasha: SHE was. You're just damn clumsy, aren't you?

Kagome: I also have the sharp pointy arrow I'm going to poke you in the eye with if you don't shut up!

Inuyasha: :starts running after the crow again, which has grown to about 10 time it's size, with Kagome on his back: See how big it's gotten? Take it down this time!

Kagome: Whatever ::fires the bow again and the arrow goes a bit farther but still falls incredibly short:

Inuyasha:growls and drops Kagome of his back then glares at her: I don't care what the old woman says! You. Are not. Kikyou. You got that. I'm out of here :runs of:

Kagome: Son of a:runs after him: I'll kill him!

The crow flies low over a bridge and snatches up a little boy flying him over the water

Woman: Somebody heeeeeelp!

Inuyasha: :runs along the treetops after the crow: Lookin for your next mean already huh? :smirks: You forget you have to first get through me!

Kagome:runs up onto the bridge: IDIOT! YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE BOY

Inuyasha: Stay out of the way:jumps at the bird: IORN REAVER SOUL STEALER:tears apart the crow and the boy falls into the rushing water bellow:

Boy: Ahhhhhh!

Inuyasha: :growls searching the scattered crow parts: Where is it? Where's the jewel?

Kagome::;growls and tugs of her shoes and socks then dives into he water and swims after the boy:

Boy: Heelp!

Kagome: 'Woot! And swimming lessons pay of'

Old Man: :standing on the bank with the other villagers watching Kagome swim against the tide in shock: Look at her go! So fast. She's a nymph. A water nymph. She's not human I tell ya!

Kagome: 'What a bunch of spazes' :reaches the boy and smiles reassuringly then lifts him into her arms: It's alright. I got ya :starts back stroking back to shore:

Man: Now it's on it's back! What a day! What a girl! What a nymph!

Kagome"And they say I'M hyper active?' :drags to boy onto shore then stands:

Inuyasha: :screams at Kagome from across the river: You stupid girl! GET THE JEWEL! THE JEWEL!

Kagome: :simply gives him the finger over her shoulder:

Inuyasha: what? DID she just-

Boy: thanks for savin me

Boy's Mother:bowing to Kagome: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Kagome: :grin: 's ok. All in a days work

Inuyasha: :growls as the crows body regenerates and shoots out of the water: You idiot! It's getting away

Kagome: :turns to see the crow shoot out of the water: Oooooh yea. I forgot the jewel lets them do that. Heh :turns back as she hears frightened gasps and sees the crows foot still clutched around the boys shirt and twitching: ooooh. Idea! :looks at a man with a bow: Hey can I borrow that.

Man: Ah, sure :hands them to her:

Kagome: :ties the crows foot the arrow then aims at the crow:

Inuyasha: :growls and turns his head arrogantly: My butt she's gonna hit it

Kagome: That's a lot of area to bet :releases the arrow and it speeds towards the crow:

Inuyasha: I get it! She's shootin the foot

Kagome: 'The jewel will draw the foot. The crow wants to regenerate so it almost guarantees the arrow will hit...I hope.'

The arrow stabs the crow right through the body, causing it to shake. In a big explosion of light, the crow and the arrow are torn apart. Kagome looks on in joy, and some villagers look on in surprise.

Kagome: BINGO! I hit- it, I hit-it. GO Kagome. Go Kagome. WOOT! :looks at Inuyasha: Your ass is mine.

Inuyasha: She hit it! I can't believe it!

Above the valley, there's a massive secondary explosion filling the air with deep lavender and white light, and it looks like a few things have been flung off at high speed. Overlaid, Kagome and Inuyasha look on in surprise.

Kagome: Oooooh crap. That light doesn't look good.

In the village, a villager points at the light, looking questioningly at Kaede, who looks on in surprise.

Villager: Lady Kaede! That light

Kaede: Aye. And I like not, the looks of it

The sky fades to dusk and Kagome and Inuyasha are searching a small glade in the forest

Inuyasha: Are you sure the jewel fell around here?

Kagome: ahhhh...yea. But that light. It kind a worries me.'

Inuyasha: WORRIES YOU HOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Kagome: Calm down! I know the jewel is around here. I can...can sense it somehow. 'Oh great, now I sound like some cheap exorcist' :yelps suddenly as the crows decapitated head shoots towards her:

Inuyasha: :jumps infront of Kagome and claws apart the head: I don't think so!

Kagome: :watches as what looks like a glowing pale lavender shard of glass falls to the ground: uh...oh

Inuyasha: uh oh. UH OH WHAT?

Kagome: Ah...

Inuyasha: :sounding frantic: AH WHAT?

Kagome: I hope that's not what I think it is

Inuyasha:eye twitching: What do you think it is?

Kagome: I think...think it's a fragment of the Shikon jewel

Inuyasha: Wha...WHAT!