Star: I could not resist, I love these shows. I don't own Whose line or Yu yu.
"Welcome to "Whose Line is it Anyway" lets meet our contestants, When Life gives you lemons make Kazuma Kuwabara! When Pigs fly it's Yusuke Urameshi! Rain Drops keep Falling on my Hiei! The grass is always greener, its Kurama. I'm Botan your Hostess come on down lets have some fun." Botan Walks down to the desk and sits.
"Good Evening everybody, welcome to Who's line is it anyway where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right the points don't matter Just like Kuwabara's opinion, it just doesn't matter."
"Hey." Kuwabara says
"What we do is have these four act out whatever's on these cards." Holds up blue cards, "they have never seen the cards before. Then at the end of each game I give them points, I don't know why, its just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end of the show we pick I winner that has nothing to do with the points. The winner gets to do a little something special with me and the loser has to wash the elephant."
"Are we ready?" Botan Looks down at the first card, "Weird newscasters. This is for all four of you." The boys get up and move into positions, Hiei is stage left, Kurama Stage right and Yusuke and Kuwabara take the stool in the middle.
"Okay, Yusuke you are the News caster and these three are your co-anchors. Kuwabara you are a Rapper. Hiei you are doing sports and you are pregnant With Yusuke baby and are trying to convince him that he is your baby' daddy." Botan busts out laughing along with the audience.
"Onna I will kill you." Hiei says
"And Kurama You are doing the weather and you are a deranged stalker who has been stalking Yusuke for some time and is ready to strike." Botan said, " Whenever you're ready begin!" The music starts.
"Welcome to the 5:37 news, I'm Always Upforit. Today's news, there have been reports of a stalker and a pregnant man roaming the world. Lets see what else is out there, I hand it over to Queereye Forthestraightguy, Queereye?"
"yo yo yo, diss is yo news caster Queereye. Whatchu want me to say, I rap diss way all day, wanna make something of it, then ! It!" crosses he arms over his chest and nods like a rapper.
"Okay, That's great… I need a new job." Yusuke mutters, "Lets take it over to Sunny Afternoon for the sports. Sunny?"
"grr, Right, today all the teams lost and,,," Looks at Yusuke, "You! You did this to me… you bastard," Walks over to him and places his hand on his belly. "How could you leave us?"
"Riiiight. Now for the weather with Pocket Fullofposies, Pocket."
"Oh don't try and change the subject." Hiei says.
"Today we are looking at a chance of…There he is." Kurama points at Yusuke, holds up a fake pair of binoculars, "now its time I got him." walks over to Yusuke and Pushes him out of the chair. "Got you. now that I have you…" looks evil then beams, " Can I have your autograph?"
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"That's Great Guys five points for all of you, except for Hiei, he gets six point. Now For" Looks down at the card, Whose line, this is for Kuwabara and Yusuke." Botan hands them two strips of paper each and they put them in their pockets. "And Kuwabara you are the little mermaid and Yusuke you are Eric trying to convince her to live on land with you. Begin."
Kuwabara Pretends to be swimming around, "Oh the sea, I hate my home, there has to be something more." Looks up and sees Yusuke, "Oh Eric."
"Arial! Before you go there is something I want to say to you." Yusuke says, " and that is something that is etched into my heart…" pulls out the strip, "Drop it like its Hot!" he reads
"That's nice, but Eric, my father told me that I can't be with you, he said if I saw you again to tell you that," Pulls out a strip and reads, "Now That I've seen that on TV, that is the shizzznipe!" Kuwabara says.
"Please come away with me, I got a tattoo for you and it says, "Red Bull gives you wings." Reads that last strip.
"That might be but I cant. But I wrote you a song, its called, "Grr release the monkey!"
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"That's great okay, more when we get back from the break."
Shishi walks out, "do you want to look as beautiful as say, Me? Well you cant, but you can come close with this." Holds up a bottle of perfume. "Only I million payments of a dollar."
"okay we're back, with Whose line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, That's right the points don't matter just like toothpaste to a C class demon." Botan says, "our next game is Super heroes. Okay I need a name for Yusuke."
"Richard Simmons man" Audience member 1
"Cupid boy!" AM2
"Captain Cow"
"Okay Cupid boy and a crisis?"
"the world is out of love."
"Okay, Cupid Boy, the world is out of love, what are you going to do?"
Yusuke walks in holding a fake bow and arrow, "Oh no, the world is out of love, I sure hope my super-friends come soon, I better call them," Shoots up a fake arrow.
"I came as fast as I could." Kurama runs in,
"Thank god you're here." Shoots Kurama with a fake arrow, "Pokemon boy!"
"What is it?" Kurama says turning an imaginary hat. "gotta Catch'em all"
"Hn. what is it?" Hiei walks in
"it's Captain Care bear." Kurama said catching imaginary pokemon.
Hiei growls, "oh my what I nece sunny day, I care about that."
"Okay Guys I am here now, don't panic." Kuwabara jumps in
"Hn. its, Village idiot man."
"Durrr, all you gotts to do is shotsss de peoples with you awwors." Kuwabara said, "Hello." Leaves tripping over the step.
"Hn. I am going to care for someone now." Leaves.
"Oh yeah I got ten badges," leaves.
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"No points, that was a none scoring round." Botan says and the audience gets sad. "Okay Hiei and Kurama get to have all of Yusuke and Kuwabara's points." Smiles and waves. "see you after the break"