Written for kasugai (underscore!) gummie all the way back in November to help her cope with our "new" president.
FujiRyo shai, pointlessness, humor, and none of it is mine. ::cry::
Complex
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"Echizen?"
"Yes, senpai?"
"Why are you standing behind that door?"
"…I'm hiding from Fuji-senpai."
"Aa. …ii data."
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"Echizen?"
"Yes, senpai?"
"You know you look really stupid hiding behind those lockers?"
"Momo-senpai?"
"Yeah?"
"Go away."
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"Echizen?"
"Yes, senpai?"
"Ano…I've been a little worried about you today."
"I'm fine, Oishi-senpai."
"This whole thing with Fuji…are you sure you don't want me to talk to him?"
"Yada. I'm okay."
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"OCHIBI!"
"Shhh."
"Oh! …sorry, you're hiding from Fuji, right? Nyaa, that's so funny!"
"Do you see him?"
"Nope! Don't worry, ochibi! I think he's talking with a teacher. You're never gonna win this bet, though, nya. Fuji is unbeatable!"
"…"
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"Echizen?"
"Yes, buchou?"
"Is it my imagination or is Fuji stalking you?"
"…it's not your imagination."
"Aa. …do I want to know why?"
"Probably not."
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"Fshuu."
"…senpai?"
"…"
"Do you see Fuji-senpai?"
"No."
"Good."
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"Echizen?"
"Yes, senpai?"
"Ah, you, um, probably shouldn't have made that bet with Fuji."
"I know."
"…Echizen?"
"Yes, Kawamura-senpai?"
"He's heading this way."
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"Echizen."
"…"
"Ryoma…"
"…what do you want, Fuji-senpai?"
"Saa, you didn't really think you'd win, did you?"
"…"
"I'm very territorial."
"I noticed."
"Hmm…"
"…Fuji-senpai…"
"Yes?"
"Don't hang all over me like that."
"But I want to."
"…"
"Ne, Ryoma?"
"Hn."
"How many laps do you think Tezuka will make us run if we're late to practice?
"Fuji-senpai."
"…saa."
"…senpai! Don't touch me there in public!"
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"They're late."
"There's an 89.8 percent probability that that signifies Fuji's success."
"Hoi, hoi! Fuji WON! I knew it, I knew it!"
"Calm down, Eiji, please. None of us really expected otherwise, though."
"What was the bet about?"
You didn't KNOW, buchou?! Well—"
"Nevermind, Momo. Don't tell me."
"—Fuji bet ochibi wouldn't be able to outrun him for a day."
"Hn."
"—and that after Fuji caught him, that ochibi wouldn't be able to keep his hands to himself, nya!"
"…"
"…hey! Question!"
"Yes, Momoshiro?"
"How do we know if Fuji-senpai's won the last part of the bet?"
"…feel free to go and spy, pervert."
"HEY! That's not what I meant, stupid mamushi! You know—grr. I am NOT. You take that back!"
"Shut up, moron. You—where are you going, Inui-senpai?"
"Ii data…"
"NYAA!! Another Fuji in the making!"
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...weep with me here. (I stole five minutes of your life, nyaa! And I won't give it back! X3)