TAK: We're baaaack!
CG: WE ARE?!
TAK: …That was too stupid to get an answer.
CG: So?
TAK: Anyways, I bet a lot of you peeps think this is based on or similar to that one movie about Whatshisface and Whatshisname going to White Castle. Well, it's not. Because I've never seen it and I'm The Writer.
CG: And I'm The Map!
TAK: Shut up! Any similarities between this and that movie are unintentional.
CG: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Nobody cares. They just want the story! Right?
silence
CG: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS!! #begins sobbing#
Cat: #hops up to keyboard# On with the story!
TAK: How come you've always gotten the last line recently?
Cat: Because I'm The Cat. You can have it this time if you want.
TAK: #teary eyed# Really?
Cat: No.
The Code Lyoko Gang Goes To McDonald's!
Chapter 1 The DecisionThe bell rang for the last class of the day. Odd, Jeremie, and Ulrich walked out of the classrooms and went outside to their usual bench to meet up with Yumi.
"Hey, Yumi," said Odd as she walked towards them. "Um, why do you have Kiwi with you?"
"…Cuz." Yumi replied, looking at him with a blank face. Kiwi jumped down from her arms and sat next to his owner.
"Can you believe this? They cut $50 million dollars (A/N: I know this is supposed to be in France but I'm in America and I'm too lazy to find out a ridiculously high Euro number and besides, this is easier.) from the school's budget and they took it all from the Food Department. We don't get to eat anything anymore!" Ulrich said dismally.
"Who knew reheated cafeteria food cost so much?" Odd shrugged.
"Haha! I live in a house unlike you stupid boarders and I get to eat! HAHA!!" shouted Yumi. She opened a brown paper bag, took out a sandwich, and began to eat it tauntingly in front of her friends.
"Um, Yumi? What are you doing?"
"NOTHING! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU!"
"…"
"This has GOT to be against some law," commented Ulrich. The others turned to see what he was talking about. They saw construction workers taking apart the cafeteria and shipping each material off to be sold to the highest bidder, as the lunch ladies sobbed nearby.
"NOOO!!" shouted Jeremie, who had not looked up from his laptop since they sat down at the bench.
"What?"
"I accidentally deleted Aelita!!"
"YOU WHAT?!"
"I said I deleted Aelita! She's gone! XANA's gonna kill everybody now and there's nothing we can do!!! ..Oh, wait. Never mind. I just pressed 'print' by mistake."
"Don't you EVER scare me like that again, Jeremie!" Yumi said, calming down and sinking into the bench.
"What would that do?" asked Odd.
"What? Print? Um.. I don't know."
Just then, a girl with red hair came trotting up to them.
"Hey, guys!" said Aelita, waving. Yumi looked at Aelita. Then she looked at Jeremie. Then she looked at his computer. Then she fainted.
"Hmm. I guess all I really had to do was press 'print' and Aelita would've came out in a scanner!" Jeremie deducted as Aelita gave him a big hug.
"NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!" Ulrich exclaimed. "ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT WE SPENT ALL THIS TIME FIGHTING MONSTERS, AND YOU WORKED ON THAT MATERIALIZATION PROGRAM, AND THE ANTI-VIRUS, AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS PRESS THE FUCKING PRINT BUTTON?!"
"..Yes. And watch your language, mister. There's ladies here."
Ulrich then got so mad that his face turned red and he exploded.
"NO!!! ULRICH!!! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!!?!" cried Yumi, clutching a tattered piece of his clothing.
"Calm down, bitch." said Ulrich, who was suddenly standing behind her. "I was just exaggerating."
"ULRICH!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!" she screamed hysterically, jumping up on him and starting to make out with him. Twenty minutes later, she was still kissing him passionately.
"Um, I think that's enough, Yumi," said Jeremie.
"Oh, right, sorry." she said, blushing and letting go of Ulrich, who then fainted. Once everybody stopped yelling and being hysterical, the courtyard was finally quiet, besides the people talking and the other people staring at them and wondering why they were staring at them and the author told them it was because they were extras and they're getting paid and they said oh. Odd's stomach began to growl.
"I'm hungry." he announced.
"Yeah, and so is everybody else in this school." Odd thought for a moment.
'"I have an idea!"
"What?" Ulrich, Yumi, Aelita, and Jeremie asked as the leaned in ridiculously close to listen.
"Let's sneak out and go to McDonald's!"
"OKAY!!" they immediately agreed.
"But we need a plan," Odd stated. "Let's go to Jeremie's room and talk about it because that's our World Famous But Not Really PLAN-MAKING ROOM!"
They got up to leave, but Sissi and her gang stood in front of them.
"You're not going ANYWHERE without US!" Sissi said.
"Oh yeah?" asked Ulrich. "And why not?"
Sissi smiled and held out a couple pictures, but backwards so that nobody could see them.
"Because I have THESE!"
"OH NO!! NOT THOSE!!"
"Yes, those!"
"…Those, those?"
"YES! THOSE THOSE!"
"OHHH NOOOO!!!!!!" Ulrich screamed. "OKAY, OKAY! YOU CAN COME! Just don't show ANYBODY those pictures!"
"Wait a minute," said Yumi. "You can't blackmail him AGAIN! That already happened in one episode."
"Maybe," Sissi said. She snapped her fingers and Nicholas handed her a video tape.
"But I also have THIS!!" Yumi's eyes widened.
"NO!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"
"Oh, places." Sissi grinned evilly.
"WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST DON'T TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS!" shouted Jeremie, who was suddenly dressed up like a leprechaun. So, it was decided to sneak out of Kadic to go to McDonalds because they didn't have enough money to feed them anymore and it was illegal to eat on campus, and they all went to the dormitory building to plan.
TAK: So, how was it?
CG: For our first CL fic posted here that wasn't in script? #halo appears above her head and angelic chorus could be heard.#
TAK: SHH! This part is in script, remember? We don't want the Feds to find us out!
CG: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, COPPER! #jumps out the window#
TAK: Um.. yeah. Anyway, review, review, review!