All right folks. Enjoy reading the little fic I wrote. Don't forget to review, please.

Warnings: Not much, just language.

Italics represent actions.

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Chapter 1. Let's make a Date.

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Within the sound of applause, a fat man is seen standing in the midst of audience.

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of 'Whose Line is it Anyway'."

More loud applause.

"Today we have some very special guests joining us. First up, he's debonaire, he's pirate extrodinaire, and he's often seen guzzling down extensive amount of rum, he's Jack Sparrow."

Camera shot to Jack Sparrow, who's leaning on the arm of the chair, all his hair trinkets and beads in place, the tricorn hat perched on head and his gun strapped on his side. He looks at the camera and gives a dazzling, gold-toothed smile.

"It's 'Captain' Jack Sparrow, Love."

The audience goes wild, particularly the female portion of the audience.

Back to the fat guy with the mic.

"Uh huh, sure. Next up we have a blacksmith gone pirate. He's a major heart-throb, or so I've been told. He claims that wearing a pink handkerchief around his neck doesn't make him any less manly than Jack Sparrow himself, (shot to Jack, where he's seen filing his fingernails and looking at them this way and that. At the mention of his name, he looks up and says 'What?'). He's Will Turner."

Camera shot on Will Turner who is wearing his piratey clothes that he was wearing on the Interceptor. He's trying desperately to loose the knot of the pink cloth wrapped around his neck. He looks up and smiles nervously at the camera. The audience goes wild again, ladies getting crazier this time around and screaming 'We love you Will'.

The host looks up at the heavens and mutters.

"Oh God, why me?"

He then notices its his cue again.

"Next we have a man who's a smooth talker, wears different wigs to match his age and is into girls way younger than himself, (the host whispers off on the side "Hey, I didn't know we had R Kelly coming on the show today......oh, it's not him" ), he's Commodore Norrington."

The audience is completely silent. A guy coughs in the back. A loud cricket's chirp is heard. Norrington is seen with an obviously fake smile plastered to his face.

"And last but certainly not least, we have Ryan Styles."

Camera shot to Ryan sitting prepared for a wisecrack from his boss. At the lack of one, he looks up and says,

"What? No comment Drew?"

"Naaahhh! I'm getting tired of standing here. All right everyone, let's have some fun!"

Their over-weight host ran down the stairs towards the stage, and people at the end of the rows recoiled back in fear, lest he should trip and fall on them. But, as he had done this quiet a few times before, he went down safely and took his seat behind the podium.

"All right then." Said Drew Carey. "We have a very peculiar cast here today. And no Mr. Sparrow, no matter how many times you ask, I will not pay you in gold. I will write you a check, just like everyone else."

Jack, who had opened his mouth to say something, refrained from commenting and sat back.

"Hey Drew, Why the hell am I here?" Asked Ryan. "I thought it would be an all out POTC cast."

Drew shrugged.

"Eh. It was something about the author liking you too much to replace you with someone else."

"Oh." Ryan gave a smug smile in Jack and Will's direction. "All right then."

Will and Jack's eyes narrowed as they glared at him.

"Well okay. Lets go on to a game called 'Let's make a Date'." Drew said hurriedly, before a riot could break out this early in the show. "We'll have Will asking James, Jack and Ryan questions to figure out who they are supposed to be."

As Drew gave instructions, all four of them had stood up and went to their respective stools. The three bachelors picked up their cards and proceeded to read what was in store for them.

James: "A teenage girl who thinks Will is actually Legolas, and is completely in love with him." He's seen shaking his head in disgust.

Jack: "Elizabeth, who is determined to have Will stay with her, even though she knows he's really a pirate at heart." His eyes have gone wide, and his tanned skin has a greenish palor to it.

Ryan: "A pirate on Jack's crew, and is trying to think of ways to maroon Jack again."

Drew: "All right guys, let's get this show on the road. Will, whenever you're ready, take it away."

Will sat up in his seat and cleared his throat.

Will: "Bachelor #1. I love visiting exotic places. If we were to go away, where would you take me?"

James: jumps up and down in his seat and fans his face with his hands "Oh my God, totally, no way. high voice If we were together, I would soooo take you to the the jungles of Amazon, where we could pick wild flowers and I can put them in your long blonde hair. sighs dramatically

Will gave James a weird expression and touched his hair. He then shrugged.

Will: "Bacherlor #2. I love a man who can cook for me. What kind of food would you make for me for our first date?"

Jack: in a high falsetto voice Well, I know what I would never serve you in a million years. Rum. The vile drink that can make a man forget his place. Burn it all to hell I say. I know, I would make you a nice, juicy beef steak, something that you can never have on a life on ship. It will be served with mashed potatoes and boiled vegetables, and we'll have wine of course. None of that stuff they serve you if you were on a ship. Blurgh. Who needs that? He then swoons and tilts back Oh my, this dress is a little too tight on the chest. And since I'm too much of an airhead to have figured that out when I put it on, I must faint now and cause a scene he falls backwards off his chair.

Will had gone wide-eyed.

Will: "Right."

James: "Oh my Gosh, somebody call 911 or something."

Will: "Bachelor #3."

Ryan: "Aye." his eyes shift around and he's sitting at the edge of his stool

Will: "Well, since we have covered location and food, what kind of entertainment would we have on our date?"

Ryan: talking in a gruff voice Well lassie, we'll have moonlight dancing on the helm. We'll go to any first class whore-house that you want. And we'll have plenty of rum. That is, if there would be any left over from our lazy, good-for-nothing captain. Oh, and also, we'll pillage and plunder and take as much booty as we can. Arrr."

Drew spat out his coffee and nearly choked while laughing hysterically.

Jack had sat back up by then and was fanning himself with his hat.

Will: "Bachelor #1. We are walking hand-in-hand down a darkened alleyway, when two men jump out at us with knives. How would you save me?"

James: in the same high voice Well, first I would scream at the top of my lungs, and then I would try to scratch their eyes out. And then I would run behind you and hang on to your tunic, because I know that you'll take care of them with your arrows. bats eyeslashes.

Will discreetly moved his stool as far from James as he could.

Will: "Bachelor # 2. Same question."

Jack: puts his nose high in the air Hn. As if I would ever dirty my hands trying to save you from the filthy men. I will have my father take care of them. And if no help shows up, then I'll just leave them to you. Since I know that you practice with the sword three hours a day. And I do hope that it's an actual sword, and not the proverbial sword that every other teenage boy seems to be practicing with."

Drew spat out his coffee again and had to beat himself on the chest, while laughing like a madman.

Will's face had now gone scarlet.

Will: "Right. Bachelor # 3. If I was a flavor of ice cream, how would you describe me?"

Ryan: whispering on the side "Yeah, that's right. Let's do it tonight when he's stone drunk and can't tell one whore from another." straightens up "Oh yeah. I would say you're rich, and tasty, melts in your mouth not in your hand, oh wait, that's m-n-m's. Umm, what else, yeah, rich double fudge chocolate that I would want to take all for myself, and never share with the captain. Stares hard at Jack Never ever."

Drew: "Well Will. Can you guess who they are by now?"

Will: "O.k. bachelor # 1 thinks that I'm Legalos from the Lord of the Rings movie."

Audience cheer wildly.

Drew: "Yeah, close enough. He's actually a teenage girl who's in love with Legolas."

Will: "Oh right." nods head.

James got up and went back to his seat.

Will: "O.K Bachelor #2 is Elizabeth who really really hates Jack." audience go wild again "Oh, and also she has a very sick mind."

Jack gave a huge smile and went back to his seat.

Will: "And bachelor # 3 is a pirate, who is thinking about committing mutiny against Jack."

The applause levels goes through the roof.

Ryan gave everyone an elaborate bow before going back to his seat, followed by Will.

Will: "That was a very accurate expression of Elizabeth, Jack. Didn't know you had it in you."

Jack gave another large smile.

Drew: "Yeah. A thousand points to Jack for swooning like that, and reminding us how dumb blondes really are."

The audience boo and hiss.

Ryan: "Hey Drew. Hadn't you dyed your hair blonde once?"

Drew coughs and splatters.

Drew: "That's besides the point. Anyway folks, we are going to take a short break and we'll be right back bringing you more fun and games."

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TBC.

Author's notes: Hopefully you likey . I had fun writing it. By the way, the next episdoe is called "Scenes from a Hat". So, you want to see it up here, you gotta review and tell me your thoughts.

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