Jaz: Muahahahahahahaha! Let the insaness BEGIN!!!

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Social Life Sucks

Chapter 1: Moms

Colonel Mustang was sitting at his desk doing his paperwork. It was quiet, and all he could hear was the little birdies outside singing and the scratching of the writing of his pencil.

He took his coffee mug and sipped his coffee slightly. "Mmm.." He said licking his lips with that coffee taste inside his mouth. He set his mug at the corner of his desk softly. "Nothing like working early in the morning.." He said almost in a happily humming tone.

And then.. it happened…

"Hey, Roy! ROY!!!" Hughes started running in hastily trying to catch his breath.

"What is it?" Roy said looking concerned.

"I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU THIS PICTURE OF ELISIA YESTERDAY!!" He yelled shoving a picture at Roy's face.

Roy twitched.

(Well boys and girls, I guess this here is the part where you see Roy snap! : D)

"HUGHES YOU FRABBIT SNABBI FRAGGIN WICKIN SHOW ME YUR FREAKIN RAGGLE FRAGGLE BLABB PICTURES AND RUIN MY FRAGGIN THRABBIT QUIET MORNING!!!!!" Roy started to catch his breath after saying so much in one sentence. A bead of sweat came down his face, but he still glared at Hughes furiously.

Hughes sweat dropped and took out a travel-sized dictionary and started skimming through it. "I'm sorry, Roy, but I have no darn clue what you said…"

Roy started going boiling red and steam started steaming out his ears and started to sound like a chooting train. (like in the cartoons! ) "GEEEET OOOUUUUT!!!!"

Hughes smirked. "Oooh, I see.. you're just jealous that I have a lovable beautiful family living in a big house, while you're just a grumpy old hobo!!" He started to laugh.

Roy's veins started throbbing so hard, he could have a heart attack.

"NOW, LISTEN HERE! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE DOESN'T MEAN I'M A HOBO!"

Hughes smirked. "If you probably don't live in the streets, you probably have to live with—oooh, I dunno—You're mom… perhaps?"

Roy was about to explode but instead, he smirked coolly. "Oooh, so you wanna talk about moms huh?"

Hughes blinked a couple of times.

"Well, you're mom is so fat that she takes up the world's air supply." Roy leaned back in his chair laughing triumphantly.

Hughes twitched. So, that's how you wanna play, eh? "Well, you're mom is so stupid, that she starved in a Grocery Store!"

Roy frowned and gritted his teeth. "Well,.. you're mom is so fat that—" Roy smirked. "You're mom is so fat, that she can't fit her clothes in her own drawers!"

Hughes started pointing at Roy. "Well, you're mom is so fat that she needs a butt-wiper to wipe her butt after going to the restroom each and every time!"

"Well, you're mom's butt is so hairy that it makes up The Yosemite National Park!" Roy retorted.

Hughes shifted his eyes. "Uhm.. that's not true!!"

"Ah ha! SO I WIN!" Roy started to stand up on his desk.

"Not in a million years, Mama's boy!" Hughes yelled.

Roy jumped off his desk and started going head to head, eye to eye, at Hughes. "Say that to my face, Grandpa!"

"I said, 'Not in a Million Years, Mama's boy!" Hughes repeated.

"THIS IS WAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

For at least a half an hour, Hughes and Roy started arguing about their moms. Shortly after, Hawkeye came in with a cup of coffee and her paperwork. "Oh boy… I knew this would happen.." She sweat dropped seeing Hughes and Roy argue like very violent politicians.

Hawkeye placed her things neatly on top of her desk and walked over to Roy and Hughes.

"You're mom is so stupid, she doesn't know how to get around her house!"

"Well, you're mom is sooo stupid that she had an affair with George W. Bush!!!"

Riza smiled. It's about moms, eh?

Before anyone of the two men could say another word, Riza started to shout.

"YOU'RE GUYS' MOMS ARE SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE FARTS, SHE TRIGGERS A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AND DESTROYS THE PLANET AT THE SPEED OF ONE TRILLION MILES PER MINUTE AND RIPS A FABRIC OF TIME AND DESTROYS THE SPACE TIME CONTINUEUM!!!!!!!!!"

Roy and Hughes looked at Riza shockingly and blinked a couple of times.

After moments of meaningless silence, they all went back to their working areas and continued a long peaceful day!

And they lived Happily Ever After..

The End!

Jaz: Please RnR!!! ;-;