I have no idea what posessed me to write this. XD
OOC Warnings: Krad sings kareoke, Daisuke sings "I'm Too Sexy", Everyone 'cept Satoshi sings I'm Too Sexy.
Dark's Too Sexy For His Song
Dark: standing on a dark stage, mic held up to his lips and whispers I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me.
Random fangirls: SHE'S NUTS THEN!!!
Random Yaoi fangirls: YOU MEAN "HE"!!
Daisuke: --;;; dancing in the background along with Krad and Satoshi in a montonous way
Krad: Oh you are frickin' MINE...
Satoshi: ...
Dark: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, sooo sexy it hurts. tosses shirt into the audience of fangirls and boys
Satoshi: --;;;;;;
Dark: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.
Dai: We live in Japan!!!
Dark: ignores him I'm too sexy for your party. Too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing.
Krad: Oh good god.
Dark: I'm a model, ya know what I mean. And I do mah little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I do mah little turn on the catwalk.
Dai: Well, I'm cuter so... pushed into Dark as the music goes, much to the delight of the yaoi fangirls. Krad drags Satoshi up and takes the stage
Krad: I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.
Satoshi: thinking: Kill me, please, god.
Krad: I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, turns to Dark whatcha think 'bout that?
Dark: I think you're dead! immature tackle, leaving Dai to take the stage
Dai: standing up there, rather awkwardly Umm... I'm a model, ya know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk. On the catwalk yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk. runs, mortified
Satoshi: stands there while various mayhem takes place
Dark: finally gets his arse back to the mike only to fight for it, while still attempting to sing Too sexy for my...
Krad: snatches and kicks Dark away Too sexy for my...
Dark: throws him off stage, where he is mauled by several million fangirls Too sexy for my... I'm a model, ya know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk. On the catwalk yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk. shakes his little touche on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my cat. Poor pussy... Poor pussy cat.
Fangirls: go insane
Dark: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me. I'm too sexy for this song. winks and gets his ankle pulled by Krad, forcing him offstage into the ocean of fangirls
As we look around the kareoke bar, we see Dai at a payphone, trying to talk to a therapist and Dark and Krad trying to escape, only to be mauled again, while Satoshi just stands there watching for a while.
Satoshi: .................................................... leaves
THE END OF THE MOST IDIOTIC THING EVER MADE!!!
(As I said, I have no clue why I wrote this. But it's my first DNAngel fic, so, don't get me on OOC ness.)