January 1st
Happy birthday Gai! – Gai and Lee
I don't know much about Gai so I'll start it off with Lee…
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One day Lee woke up. He looked at the caladnder.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" He yelled. Then he looked at the calendar again and said, "Hey! It's also Gai-sensei's birthday! I shall now go greet him!"
Lee picked up a present he had for his teacher. He didn't need to change, he slept in his clothes. Lee ran out of his house, he ran to the shop places then went back to lock his door. Then charged off to his teacher's house.
Lee rang the door. Ding-Dong. No answer. He rang it again.
"Where is Gai-sensei?" Lee said to himself.
The door opened.
"LEE!" Gai screamed when he opened the door, "What are you doing here? We were going to meet for training!"
"Hello, Gai-sensei!" Lee said as he scanned his teacher who was still in pajamas, "All that training must have gotten to your brain! It's your birthday! How could you forget?"
Lee showed his puppy face.
"Oh my god! I must have been training too much! I can't spend my birthday training!" Gai said, "I got an idea! I'll spend my time with my team NOT training!"
"YAY!" Lee cheered, "Oh yeah, I got you a present!"
Lee handed the present to his teacher.
"Thank you Lee! Just wait out here. I have to get changed," Gai said as he ran up the stairs to his bedroom.
At the meeting place…
"Where are they!?" Tenten yelled.
"Is that a direct question to me?" Neji asked.
"You know what to do!"
"God…Women!"
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
POW!
BOOM!
BONK!
CRACK!
And a lot of violence!
"What violence? Nothing happened! That was just the sound effect machines," Neji said, "We'll besides the fact that Gai and Lee finally showed up!"
"YOUR LATE!" Tenten yelled at the top of her lungs.
With team 7 (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke)…
"YOUR LATE!" Yelled a voice from far away (tenten)
"I didn't know other people say that besides us!" Sakura said.
Back with team 13…
"Sorry! Sorry!" Lee said, "It's Gai-sensei's birthday! Lets have some quality time!"
CRACK
BOOM
SPLAT
BONK
"Was that real or was it just those sound effect machines?" Tenten asked Neji.
"That was real. And it was SO much fun!" Neji said.
Sweat drop, anyways…
They went to a Chinese restaurant….
"HEY! EVERYONE! TODAY IS GAI-SENSEI'S BIRTHDAY!" Lee yelled. A moment of silence.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!",a big group of hot ladies who worked at the Chinese place sang. They started throwing confetti all over Neji and Gai-sensei and started singing Happy Birthday and hugged Gai.
"Hey! I might like this!" said Gai. The girls put a crown on Gai and Lee and a princess hat on Tenten. See, they tried to put a hat on Neji, but he had a really mean look on his face…so they decided not to.
Gai, Lee, Tenten and Neji sat down at a table. A waiter came up to them.
"What would you like to eat?" she asked.
They all looked at the menus:
Noodles $1.45
Noodles $2.45
Noodles $3.45
Noodles $4.45
And you get the point…right?
"Uh…I guess we'll have four bowls of Noodles." Gai said.
"Great choice! Noodles are the best choice in the menu!!" The waiter said.
"I can tell why…" muttered Tenten.
After they were done eating the waiter gave them fortune cookies. Tenten grabbed a fortune cookie and showed it to Neji.
"Want a fortune cookie?" Tenten asked Neji.
"Cookies don't tell me my fortune," said Neji, "Besides, there's no chocolate chip on it, so I don't want it."
"Oh come on! Get into a little spirit!" said Tenten. Neji sighed and took the fortune cookie. Tenten got one for herself to and opened it up.
"Love is just around the corner…" Tenten read out loud, "What does yours say, Neji?"
Neji gave Tenten his piece of paper and she read it out loud.
"You have a secret admirer?" Tenten read. She immediately blushed and gave the paper back to Neji.
"What does yours say, Lee?" asked Tenten.
"I haven't opened mine yet," he said. And then he opened it up.
"Now I did!" he said, "It says: Something bad will happen on your way home."
Lee froze and dropped the piece of paper.
"I thought fortune cookies were supposed to have fortunate things on them!" said Tenten.
"Well! This is pretty fortunate for me!" Neji said.
"Oh no! If I go home…something bad will happen!!" said Lee, "I will not leave this restaurant!"
"Lee!" said Tenten, "Fortune cookies don't really tell you what's gonna happen in your life!"
"That's exactly what I told you!" said Neji, "But did you listen? Nooo!!"
"I'm still not leaving this restaurant!" said Lee. He turned away.
"Then what are we going to do?" asked Tenten.
"Oh, yeah! Gai-sensei, I got you a present!" Lee said to Gai.
Gai took Lee's present and opened it up.
"WOW! A KAKASHI VOODO DOLL!" Gai yelled.
"Go on! Torture it!" Lee said.
Gai choked it.
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Where Kakashi is…
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"I…can't…BREATH!" Kakashi gasped.
He collapsed.
"OH MY GOD! Lets take off his mask!" Naruto said.
"NO! We have to take him to a hospital!" Sakura yelled.
"But! What if he's a FISH EGGED MOUTH!!!!!" Naruto said.
Sakura froze. Fish egged…Fish egged…Fish Egged…
"One more should do it!" Naruto said, "What of he's a BEVEAR MOUTH!"
Sakura shook. BEVEAR!…BEVEAR!
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Back where team 13 is…
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"Do you think he can feel that?" Tenten asked.
Silence…
"Never mind…Oh yeah! I made you something!" Tenten said as she handed Gai an Origami swan.
"How nice!" Gai said as he threw it into a bag that had a lot more of Origami's Tenten made him.
"It's been a very great day Gai-sensei!" said Lee, "I'm just ready to go home!" Lee walked out of the Chinese restaurant.
"But Lee, the fortune-," Neji covered up Tenten's mouth.
Anyways… Lee skipped on home…and then froze.
"What is it, Lee?" asked Tenten.
"MY…HOUSE!!!!" yelled Lee.
"What about your house?" said Tenten.
"It's still here…" said Lee, "I thought something bad would happen to it!"
"Lee…you are a dunce," said Tenten, "Nothing bad will happen to your house!"
And after Tenten said that phrase, Lee's house caught on fire.
"MY HOUSE!!!" screamed Lee. He burst into tears.
"Do not worry, Lee!" said Gai as he patted Lee's back, "You can stay at my house!!"
And then…Gai's house caught on fire. They knew…it was right next door to Lee's house.
"Oh no!! You poor homeless freaks!" said Tenten, "You can stay at my house!"
Then Tenten's house caught on fire, which was right on the other side of where Lee's house was.
"Oh no!! My mom must be in there!" screamed Tenten.
"My 'Kill Kakashi' collection is now burned to pieces!!" cried Gai.
"And the pie I was cooking will never be finished!" sobbed Lee. Then they all turned to Neji.
"Oh no! You guys aren't staying at my house!!" said Neji, "Besides Tenten. She's not that freaky."
"Yay!" cheered Tenten. And just like that, Lee and Gai were left all alone, watching their homes burn. Well…not really, Tenten and Neji were right there,
Kakashi SOMEHOW was walking by.
"Hey guys! What happened?" He asked.
"YOU!" Gai said with an evil voice.
"Yes?" answered Kakashi.
"KAKASHI!" yelled Gai.
"Gai"
"KAKASHI!"
"Gai"
"KAKASHI!"
"Gai"
"KAKASHI!"
"Gai"
"LEE!" Screamed Lee.
"Can't you sense the mood in here?" Gai asked Lee.
"Continue?" Kakashi asked.
"Oh…KAKASHI! DID YOU BURN DOWN OUR HOUSES?" Gai yelled.
"Uh…No."
"I DID!" Yelled Lee.
"Why! Why Lee?" Gai asked.
"BECAUSE! I AM YOUR FATHER!" yelled Lee.
"What? Really?" asked Gai.
"Well, technically that's impossible," said Kakashi with that smart ass voice," As you can tell, Lee is much more shorter then you are, but unless you, as his son, grew too much. And your skin is far more older then his. And plus! Who did he do 'it' with?"
"Can it be Tenten?" asked Lee.
"NO!" said Tenten. She threw her shoe at Lee.
"If Lee has no luvah, then there's no possible way!" said Kakashi, "Therefore, Lee is not Gai's father!"
"Thanks Kakashi, you're so smart!" said Gai.
"Aww man…I wanted to be Gai's father…" said Lee.
"Lee! There should be something else that we should be focusing on!! Where are we gonna live?" said Gai.
"In the forest?"
"No…to foreign…"
"A hotel?"
"Too small."
"Out on the streets?"
"Too noisey!"
"uhhh….My house?"
"That's a brilliant idea!!"
"But Lee!! Didn't your house burn down?" asked Tenten.
"No! That was my dad's house!! See, my parents are divorced and they live in separate houses. We can stay at my mom's house!"
"A wonderful idea Lee! I'm so proud of you!!" said Gai.
"Gai-sensei…" cried Lee.
"Lee!!" sobbed Gai. And then, they hugged each other.
"This ending sucks," said Neji.