Hello, my gracious fans!
I am SOOOOOOO sorry for the long wait. I know I haven't updated since January. Basically, school has been very hectic this year since I am a junior and am very much involved in extracurricular activities. I literally have not had a REAL break where I can sit around and do nothing since winter vacation. ;
I seriously doubt that I'll have another five-month-long period of stale fanfiction again. As I said, I am very, very, sorry.
Did ANYONE see the "crotch shot" episode on Saturday where Yugi and company are floating around in little bubbles WAY too small for their long legs to stretch out in? I drooled a lot that morning.. ---total perv
THANK YOU FOR THE REPLIES! I always appreciate those.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own the anime that has a lot of hot guys dueling each other with cards.
Episode 9:
Pegasus::sniffle: >is holding a champagne glass and a full bottle of red wine labeled "For Kaiba, my love and bearer of my beautiful child" Why? How could this happen?
Noah: ...
Pegasus: I would make a WONDERFUL father. :sniffs: I had everything planned. Every morning, I would wake up to take little Maximillion Chevalier Jacques Arnold Schwarzenegger Pierre Pegasus Jr. ("Boobsie" if a girl) out of his tiny crib and feed him his breakfast after I put on the little bib I made for him... >takes a swig out of his glass
Noah: ...>sigh
Pegasus: You know what? >whips out a baby blue bib decorated with swirls of delicate pink embroidery I bet this would look absolutely lovely on you...:ties bib around Noah's neck after fifteen tries:
Noah: ...
Pegasus: Ah, it fits you so nicely...>hiccups
outside, at the courtyard-
Mokuba: >is sitting at the fountain mournfully Did I make the right choice? Should I just forgive him? No...but...I miss him...his sweet kisses, our romantic baths together...
>a familiar figure approaches
Mokuba:...his hand running through my hair, down my back and my bu...huh::suddenly looks up at the newcomer:
"Hey, is Yugi heah?"
back inside-
Pegasus::twirls around awkwardly: La la la la la laaaaaa...do do doooo...me me me meeee...>hiccups
Noah: >sigh Maybe if I went out to talk to Mokie, I could get him ba...>walks toward the front doors
>WHAM! -doors slam open, smashing poor Noah into the wall-
Yami::peeks out of the clinic's door with red lipstick marks all over his face: Hey, what's going on...Joey?
Joey: HEY, it's you, Yuug! Whatcha doin' heah? I've been looking around for you to go pick up some chicks downtown...though it seems like you've already got one, you lucky dog...
Yami: ...
Kaiba::peeks out over Yami's head: How did that stupid mutt get in here?
Joey: Hey, Rich-boy! Did you harass Yugi for ANOTHER card game? Ya know, he can wipe the floor with ya...why are you wearing lipstick?
Yami: OO
Kaiba: #$...we have to do something before his smooth, shiny, prehistoric brain processes anything...
Joey: AHAHAHAHA! Look, it's the exact same shade of the marks on Yugi's face! Boy, don't you look like an idio--hacckkkaaaghhhhh >chokes on the Russian vodka which Yami swiftly grabbed and is forcing down Joey's throat
Kaiba: OO;
Pegasus: NoOoOoOoOo::sobs:
Yami: >tosses away the now-empty bottle Joey?
Joey: >hiccups Yeah, Yuug::stumbles backwards:
Yami::leads Joey to a couch: Thanks for...uh... trying to find me. You're a good friend, Joey.
Joey::is swaying back and forth, eyes are unfocused: Yeah, um...>hiccups ...no problem...
Yami: You need anything?
Joey: >hiccups Nah, I'm fine...but I feel a little tired and dizzy...could I take a nap somewhere...
Yami: >looks at Kaiba
Kaiba: >sighs Fine. I don't want some inferior barbarian drooling all over my couch anyway. Just give him one of the beds that Mokuba used to barf and wet all over when he was a kid.
Yami: All right, Joey, time to get up... >drags the drunk boy to the bedroom ...
Joey: Ahhhhh…OOOOOHHHH…..hey, look….it's a hot mama….>drunkenly points towards Kaiba
Kaiba: Shut your #$in' trap or else I'll…
Joey: Ooohh, you're a spicy one….I like those...come to papa….>stumbles along with Yami as he drools onto the expensive plush carpet
Kaiba: ...--;
Pegasus: You know, he's right, Kaiba-boy. You certainly are "spicy", especially with that lustrious lipstick on...perhaps you'll lend me some directly from your alluring lips? I can think of some goOoOd places to put it...:giggles:
Kaiba: Get OUT of my sight. :walks off:
Pegasus::whimpers:
the next morning-
>Kaiba and Yami are sitting together on the couch, feeding each other strawberries and cream for breakfast. They don't mind when the cream drips on each other because it only gives them an excuse to lick inappropriate places
Pegasus: >skips and dances with a strange happiness into the room La la la laAaAaAaa...oh, Kaaiiba-darling...do you want to know what I found out last night?
Kaiba: >hastily removes tongue from Yami's thigh No.
Pegasus: Of course you do...:chuckles:
Kaiba: No. Go away.
Pegasus: Oh, I know you do...I'll tell you anyway...:skips over to the couple and obnoxiously shoves his head in between the couple:
Kaiba: Why, you...
Pegasus::whispers into Kaiba's ear: You always gave me such WONDERFUL nights with that red wine, my sugar-dumpling-cake...
Kaiba: PEGASUS...
Pegasus:...but long live Russian vodka...and blondes...:giggles:
DUM DUM DA DUM