HOLY FOSHIZZLE ON A FERRIS WHEEL! I haven't updated since LAST FRIGGIN YEAR! Okay, now to continue the weird quest of Andromeda, and the quirky Hand Held Artificial Intellegence, Talime.

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There was a disturbance in the air. Only a slight flicker, then lights began to flash. It was…..WELL WHO DO YA THINK IT WAS DAMNIT? A MONGOOSE DRIVING A DAMN CLOWN CAR? No, it was Andromeda and Talime teleporting into the world.

"THE HELL! Why is everyone panicking and looting stuff?" Andromeda exclaimed as they landed. Indeed, random little people were running around in circles screaming their heads off, stealing things, and pointlessly lighting things on fire. Oh, and there was a man-eating burrito named Billy. Don't ask.

"Well, they're not our problem, so let's start the mission." Talime stated. "First of all, we need to find the characters that crossed over into the show, then we need the chaos emerald, then we can go!"

Suddenly, Andromeda caught sight of a giant cluster of balloons with people attached to them slowly drifting away. At the same moment, the exact newspaper Goemon was reading earlier magically blew to her feet. She, of course, picks it up.

"Hmm, I wonder what today's horoscope is…"

"YA DING-DONG! Your SUPPOSED to read the main article so you can know what's going on and the story will advance!"

Andromeda quickly obliged, and read the article.

"JESUS OPERA SINGING CHRIST! THEY'RE ON THE BALLOONS!" Andromeda so-loudly exclaimed.

"Took you long enough." Talime muttered.

Andromeda was about to activate Talime's hover device, when she remembered she didn't INSTALL a hover device because she was so damn busy playing NEOPETS! She has a pet named "The Amazing Baron Von Poodlepies", but that's not important right now.

"Ok…well, we know where they're going, so we just gotta find ANOTHER way to get there. And I think I know how…" Andromeda began.

Meanwhile, at Interpol…

"CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP! LUPIN IS BEHIND ALL THIS!" Inspector Zenigata yelled.

"FOR THE LAST TIME! WHO-EVER-THE-HELL IS NONE OF OUR CONCERN! IT'S SAINT TAIL!" Said Asuka Jr. The other police guys stood by uselessly.

"LUPIN!"

"SAINT TAIL!

"LUPIN!"

"SAINT TAIL!"

"Both."

"HUH?" Jr. and Zenigata chorused, turning towards the door.

And, of course, standing there was…BARNEY THE DINOSAUR WEARING A DOMINATRIX OUTFIT!…Wrong again, it was Andromeda you silly fool.

"Somehow, because of writer's convenience, I have figured out THE ENTIRE PLOT! Now listen up, cuz I got a plan to make everyone happy." She said.

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Peeps, it's 3 in the morning, so I'm heading off to Dragon Tails land…I MEAN SLEEP! Uh huh, sure I do. Now review!