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DRACO MALFOY WETS HIS PANTS, AMONG OTHER THINGS.
One day Draco Malfoy had to go potty. Unfortunate for him, he was at
Proffesor Trewleny's classroom in the highest tower. It'd take him 5 minutes
to get to the ground!! And 10 more to get to the potty.
Only thing to do is run, he thought. He ran. Hurry hurry hurry he thought.
Oh man! This was excruciating!! He reached the ground. GO GO GO! he chanted
to himself.
Soon, he saw the boys room come into view. Yes!
he thought, and sprinted. Only he tripped over a Lint ball and went sprawling.
Oh man! he thought. He started to get up only he felt somethng warm on
his legs. He dared to look down. "Oh, (insert bad word here)!!" he said.
Draco Malfoy had peed in his pants!!
Later
Am I cursed or something? Malfoy thought as the day wore on. Since
the potty incident, he had fallen (again) twice, banged into a wall, lost
his homework, and had fallen alseep in class, therefore getting himself
a detention. ("Draco snores loud," someone had smirked.) To top it all
off, he wasn't allowed to go back to the Slytheryn common room to change
his pants! So he had been laughed at all day.
Malfoy glared at 2 1st year Ravenclaw girls as they
walked by him, giggling. Malfoy was headed toward lunch, hs next class.
He wasn't planning on going to the lunchroom, though. Finally, I can change
my pants!! he thought, walking past the lunchroom. He started down the
stairs to the Slytheryn dungeon. Almost there, he thought as he neared
the bottom. When he got there, he looked around and frowned. This didn't
look like the Slytheryn area! Draco walked around a little bit, bit he
had to face the facts: he was lost.
Malfoy glanced around nervously. This was wierd.
The stairs were gone, and he was facing a hallway with 3 identical doors.
He walked to the first, hesitated, then pushed it open. His eyes popped
open in amazement. He had stepped into a ballroom, with people in fancy
dresses and suits everywhere. Dancing was in full swing. It was all so
elegant- and Malfoy was WAY underdressed for it. you know, with the wet
pants and all. He tried to open the door to get out, only i was locked
and wouldn't let him. He spotted a big red exit sign in the far corner
of the room, though, and slowly inched toward it.
Unfortunate for him, he was interuppted. "Hello
sir. You're a little scraggly for this party. You sure you're in the right
place?" A pretty lady was staring down at him.
"Well, uh-"
"Oh, no matter. You can dance with me anyway."
"No, I uh-"
She didn't hear. Grabbing his hands, she pulled
him onto the dance floor. Malfoy didn't know how to dance, considering
he'd never tried it before.
Red-faced, he managed to break 3 of her toes, AND
rip her dress from holding too tight.
"You're pathetisad!" she screamed at him, pushing
him away. It caught the attention of the entire place. Everyone pointed
and laughed at him. Malfoy was so embarrassed. He put his face down and
stumbled toward the exit.
He let himself out, only to find himself back in
the hallway with the doors. Here goes nothing, he thought as he entered
the second. He found himself in a cartoon world, and a huge, pink (get
ready for this) TEDDY BEAR was barreling toward him. "Would you like a
hug?" he said in his goofy cartoon voice. He didn't wait for an answer
as he scooped Malfoy up and squeezed till Malfoy was gasping for breath.
It put him down. "How bout another?" Malfoy ran past him.
"Come baaaaaaack...." The Teddy Bear yelled. Malfoy
ignored him.
Soon, he ran into a baby pen with (duh) babies inside.
Tommy Pickels and the Rugrats, to be exact. "Help! I've lost my screwdriver
and I need out of here!" Pickles called. Malfoy, being the idiot he is,
ignored him. But then, Reptar the dinosaur came to get him!
"You get him out or you'll forfit to me!" he roared.
"Oh, please!" Malfoy sighed, but obeyed.
"Thanks!" they said, and dissolved.
Malfoy was back in the room with the doors!!
Won't I ever get out of here! he thought, irritated
now. He entered the 3rd door. A blast of cold air hit his face.
Malfoy sheilded his eyes, and blinked a few times.
Then his eyes adjusted. Woah. He was seeing BLUE. He looked down...big
mistake. He was standing on a rocky surface...a cliff! He was at the edge
of a cliff! A HIGH cliff! The door shut and locked behind him.
Malfoy's knees started shaking. What am I to do?
he thought.l OHNO OHNO OHNO. Just then, as luck would haveit, the cliff
began to slowly disappear from behind him. Soon there would be nothing
left. Malfoy was frozen in fear.
"This is what you get, Malfoy!" said a Voice.
"For what!" he yelled back into the cold air.
"For treating people like trash!" it said. "You
don't deserve to live!!!"
"NO!" he yelled. "I will be nice! Promise! I'llnever
call whatever her name is a mudblood, or make fun of Potter anymore!"
The Voice said, "Very well then. You go back on
your word, this will actually come true...."
Malfoy fell off the cliff as it dissolved from beneath
him, screaming.....
***
"Malfoy! You tryin' to wake the whole house?!"
"HUH?" he said, shooting out of bed.
Wait a minute. Bed? He was alive! He saw his friend
Crabbe looking rather Crabbey. Er... crabby. "You were screaming like a
lunitic!" he said, cross. Then he went back to bed.
It was all a dream! Malfoy thought, happy. Then
just to be sure, he checked his pants. Nope, they were dry! Yay! Then he
smirked. Guess I don't have to be nice to Potter after all.
**
Later that day!
Malfoy was headed toward Prf. Trewelany's classroom when he saw Potter
and his friends. "Potter stinks," he commented. "Hey, Mudblood!" he said
to Potter's friend. They glared as he sauntered by.
Soon after, as Prof. T's class was ending, Malfoy
desperatly had to go potty.....
END!!!!!
R/r!!!!!!!!
