Yes, I succumbed to 'holidayparodinitis'. Then again, having holiday music getting played at you every day at work tends to warp one's mind.

Disclaimer: You really think I own Yu Yu Hakusho? Aw, I'm touched. n,.,n I don't own the melody or the original song, either. If I did, I'd have never let it out in public.

Set to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'

Yu--Yusuke

Kura--Kurama

Kuwa--Kuwabara

H--Hiei

Ko--Koenma

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All: Dashing through Makai

Running from a pissed Hiei,

Past Yukina we'll go,

Kuwa: And steal a kiss along the way!

Kura: Kuwabara, you can't sing.

H: Believe us, the fool has tried.

And if he keeps on squalling

Then I'll make sure that he dies, damn it!

(Kuwa: Shut up, ya tone-deaf pipsqueak!)

(H: Hn. I'm not the one shattering glass.)

Yu: Spirit Gun, Spirit Gun!

Ko: Stamping things all day. (When does it end?)

Yu: Oh what fun it is to kick

Demon ass all day, hey!

Spirit Gun, Spirit Gun—

H: Cross me and you'll pay.

Yu: Oh what fun it is to kick

Kuwabara's ass all day!

Kuwa: Hey!!

Yoko: I thought I'd talk a walk

And see what I could steal.

But it was all just bits of flash,

None of it was real.

Annoyed at wasted time,

I went back to sleep.

But all the chaos that I caused

Left 'Red' in trouble deep!

Shiny things, shiny things!

How I love to play!

So many things that I could steal

Each and every day, hey!

Shiny things, shiny things!

Oh, if I had my way,

All the pretties would be mine—

Yu: And I'd lock your ass away!

Ko: Yay! Oh, wait, that'd make more paperwork. Damn!

(Yoko: Would you really do that, detective?)

(Yu: Bet your silver fox tail, I would.)

(Yoko: You're no fun, Yusuke.)

(Hiei: This'd better be the last set or heads will roll.)

(Ku: Your turn next, Hiei!)

(H: Will it be over if I do?)

(Yu: Eh, sure, why not? I think Shiku and Niana are running out of inspiration.)

H: I'll sing this stupid song

To make it go away.

'Cause if someone doesn't end it soon

I'll be stuck here all damn day!

I want the fool to stop

Making calf eyes at my twin.

If he keeps up with that 'mistletoe'

Then I will do him in!

Death to fools, death to fools,

Stay out of my way.

And if you dare to mess with me

You won't see another day!

Death to fools, death to fools,

I'll kill you all someday.

The fool will be the first to go,

And then that damned Yusuke!

Yu/Kuwa: HEY!!

(H: Song ends now or I make good my threat.)

(Yu/Kuwa: o.O Okay.)

(Kura: It's a unique way to end, I suppose.)