Passing Notes
A/N: Err...just a silly little thing for you kiddies to enjoy. Kind of odd ... I got for this one day whenmy friend I (Danielle)were reading our collection of notes over the years (she doesn't throw them away)...and I was like .. hey, I could make a story like this! So yeah. Enjoy, or not. Just please no flames, or Sirius will being out using them to burn things, again.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and it's characters do not belong to me, they belong to JK Rowling. What a sad day for me to realize this.
Erm ... Another Rather Important Author's Note (E...A.R.I.A.N) --
An example of how the story goes:
Lily to Remus would mean that everything italicized would be what Lily wrote, and everything underlined is was Remus wrote. Yeah.
POTIONS CLASS
-----James to Lily-----
Your hair is pink.
That's because you 'accidentally' turned it that way.
Your hair is pretty.
Unlike you.
No need to be so mean, Lily Dearest.
I'm not mean, I'm just stating the obvious.
Oh, I see. Do you like me?
Unlike a lot of brainless, shallow girls here....no, I do not like you.
Aww..why not?
Because you--like Sirius over there (who has managed, somehow, to turn a poor kid bald)--, you have a big head. And I don't like big headedness.
Is that a word?
Shut up.
I'm not talking.
Then stop writing to me.
Then stop writing back.
I'm trying not to, but you keep throwing little papers at me that say, 'HURRY UP' and 'WRITE BACK' on them. Damnit, Potter, I'm trying to concentrate.
You're cute when you concentrate.
Do we have to go through this again?!?
Yes...I'm actually enjoying this.
You're unfathomable.
You're so intellectual.
Wow, I'm stunned. I can hardly believe you can spell that.
I try my hardest.
Will you leave me alone?
Will you go out with me?
No.
Then, no, I will not leave you alone.
Potter, you are impossible.
Why thank you.
Why is Stella Whisp staring at me?
Because I'm writing to you.
So why is she giving me an evil glare?
She's the president of the JPSB Club.
The what??!!?
The James Potter, Sirius Black Club! Haven't you ever heard of it?
You must be kidding.
I kid you not. Say...are you a member of it?
I wouldn't be caught dead in a club of such sort!
That's why I like you.
Because I don't swoon over the very sight of you? You have little chance with me, Potter.
What are the chances?
One to a million. Sorry.
So, I have a chance.
Err .. not really. Did you not read correctly? One to a million.
Then I have hope! :-)
There are plenty of girls that like you, James, why me?
Because you're Lily. And you're cool and you're beautiful and you're funny and I like you lots.
Okay, well .. that wasn't the exact answer I was looking for.
But it works.
Stop writing to me now. Or I'll charm you or something.
Bye-bye, Lily My Dear.
----Sirius Black to James Potter----
Still stalking Lily?
Don't write to me, Sirius.
But I'm so BORED!
Then, get on your table and start dancing. Or something.
Last time I did that, I had to clean each corridor floor with a toothbrush. With no wands or magic!!!
You still used it, Sirius.
I don't feel like dancing anyways. I must be sick.
You'll use anything for an excuse, won't you?
Of course, Jamsie. It's called the art of...excusing. Or something. Like that.
Sirius, you scare me. Go take a nap or something.
Already have, but woke up due to ... I don't what I woke up to, but I did.
Go back to sleep, then.
I can't! Remus is poking me with his quill.
Tell him to stop.
Oh, good idea. You're brilliant.
----Sirius to Remus----
Dear Remy: Hullo.
Sirius, you are sitting right next to me.
Oh yeah. But can I still write to you?
Erm, no ... you can talk to me.
But writing is so fun!
Go bother someone else. Or I'll poke you again.
Can I poke you back?
No.
Okay then. Bye.
----Lily to Sirius----
Sirius, will you please stop making kissy faces at me and James.
Why?
Because you're so distracting. AND I DO NOT LIKE JAMES POTTER.
Oh ... suuure.
I DON'T!
Yes.
NO!
Why are you writing in capitals?
It symbolizes my SCREAMING.
Ooooh! ....Yes you do.
I refuse to be part of this um ... conversation note thing anymore. I DON'T LIKE HIM.
I never said you did.
Yes you did!
No.
Yes.
No.
For crying out loud! Stop trying to hook us up, Sirius. James and I will never be a couple.
Mm-hm.
Stop smirking! Gahhh!! You drive me insane, Sirius.
You mean ... I drive you Siriusly Insane. Hahahahaha!
Erright .. bye now.
Bye bye future Mrs. Potter. Yeehaww!
Wow. You scare me much.
I kn
(Unfortunately, the Professor found Sirius writing back in the note, and discovered Lily Evans, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and Sirius Black to be writing notes in his class. They were all given detentions. James and Sirius were ecstatic--they had to beat the record ... they needed to beat it!--while Remus and Lily were not so happy about it. This concludes their notes in Potions Class.)
A/N: Oddly different. Oh well Review now! Go ahead .. its calling out to you. Try not to flame please, or Sirius will set your hair on fire with it. :o)
I don't know if I'm going to make another chapter or not. Maybe....we'll see.