Sofia Got Run Over By A Pickup
Rating: PG for wonderfully, silly,evil plots in the form of song
Pairing: Hahahahahaha...duh.
Disclaimer: Dude, do you think I'd even have to WRITE this song if I owned the show? You poor, misguided people. Oh, and I don't own 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer,' whose lyrics I cheerfully mutilated for the sake of this song.
A/N: I know I'm supposed to be working on 'New Ground' but, uh, I figured we could all use a little of this to brighten our holiday season. Enjoy!
Sofia got run over by a pickup
Walking home from Grissom's, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Sara, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And flirting with the boss and being crass.
So when she swaggered on out of the crime lab,
I floored the pedal hard and revved the gas.
When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were heel prints upon her forehead,
And incriminatin' tread marks on her back.
Sofia got run over by a pickup
Walking home from Grissom's, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Sara, we believe.
Now were all a little ticked at Grissom,
He's been taking all her moves so well.
Watch him sitting close and laughing with her,
Well, we all know that payback can be hell.
It's rather nice and quiet now that she's gone.
No one's even dressed themselves in black.
But we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep her paychecks or send 'em back?
Sofia got run over by a pickup
Walking home from Grissom's, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Sara, we believe.
Now the cards are laid out on the table
And Grissom's heard the message loud and clear.
He is working all 'this' out for Sara,
And he knows my Chevy ain't no damn reindeer.
See, I've simply warned all of the others.
That they'd better steer clear of his door.
Cause the Geeks are having themselves a good Christmas,
And Sofia's not an issue anymore.
Sofia got run over by a pickup
Walking home from Grissom's, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles,
But as for me and Sara, we believe.
Happy Holidays, and I really hope you enjoyed this little bit of goofiness. Thanks for Reading!