A Christmas Carol
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Rating: PG-13 for language and humor to damn good to be for youngin's.
I don't own the WWE, or anything by Charles Dickens.
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Cast:
Ebenezer Scrooge: Ric Flair (He's an old guy and as humbuggy as they come. Good ol' Ric.)
Jacob Marley: Triple H (Can't help but long to see Mr. Big-Nose in chains. I'm sorry, fans of HHH)
Bob Cratchit: Chris Jericho (Such a sweet guy…when he's not kicking ass, and teasing the assclowns.)
Mrs. Crachit: Victoria (Don't ask, but she just appeals to me. No, I'm not suggesting an actual romantic link between her and Jericho, peeps.)
Tiny Tim: Eddie Guerrero (He isn't that small, and he isn't so sick, but hey, he does lie pretty damn well, so he should be able to fake it!)
Other Children: Dawn Marie, Torrie Wilson, Rey Mysterio, William Regal, Renee Dupree
Ghost of Christmas Past: Lita (Who else could make Ric feel so guilty and still look so good, then the daredevil Diva? Besides, I luff Lita. Kickass!)
Ghost of Christmas Present: Mick Foley (Oh, come on, you know I HAD to.)
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Undertaker (…)
Fred: Randy Orton (Ric Flair was his former Mentor, so it's almost like a relation, ya know?)
Fred's Wife…ummm…I forget her name: Stacy Keibler
Charity Men: Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy (Hardy Boyz! Need I say more?)
Bussiness dudes who wanna buy the corn, god that part was boring in the movie: JBL, RVD, HBK (Hehehehe…I'm sorry, but…)
That kid who got the turkey: Spike Dudley
The following story will follow the movie version, you know, the one with that actor.
Happy reading!
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