A/N: (sigh) This is the third time I've had to repost this story. I swear if it's taken off again, someone's getting hospitalized. Anyways, aside from my rants, I hope everyone enjoys it! I'm doing InuYasha first. And, by the way, actions will be in brackets.
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha! Plain and simple.
"Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…"
"Who's there!" Inuyasha yelled looking around rapidly.
"InuYasha…He likes to stuff rabid ferrets down his pants and dance."
"What the hell! I don't do that!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Yes you do."
"ARGH!"
"InuYasha…He likes hearing Kagome saying sit."
"No I don't! That's painful!" Inuyasha said shuddering.
"Don't be stupid! Of course you do, as a matter a fact, I have a recording right here!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
(plays recording) "'Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!', (stops recording) Don't you just love it?"
(crash) "AGH! Why you little bleep bleep bleepin' bleep! What the bleep is this!"
"Well someone needed to stop you from cussing so much…And it looks like I found a way…Heh… :)"
"Stupid bleepin' mysterious voice…" Inuyasha mumbled.
"InuYasha…He super glues his left ear on every morning."
"I do not! My ears are attached to my head! They don't come off!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Are you sure about that?"
"But I-"
"Anyways, InuYasha…His real name is Rover."
"What! No it isn't! It's InuYasha! I-N-U…Um…"
"Yeah right Rover! You can't even spell InuYasha!"
"Can so!" he sneered.
"Sure…Go ahead then, show us your wide range of vocabulary."
"Uh…"
"Face it, you can't spell."
"I think I got it! I-N-U-A-"
"Ok then, Rover…He likes to play footsies with Sesshomaru."
"Where are you getting all this crap!" Inuyasha yelled angrily.
"Did I mention Naraku too?"
"I'm so close to losing my temper…" Inuyasha said fuming.
"You are? I though you already lost that, or was that your brain? I can't remember..."
"ARGH! Bleep you! That's it!" Inuyasha yelled and pulled out Tetsusaiga.
"Rover…He likes to chase squirrels up trees."
"This is crazy! They're all lies!" Inuyahsa yelled waving Tetsusaiga around like a maniac.
"Now you know InuYasha, or Rover."
"They don't know anything about me! Those were all lies! I don't even know who that was! Come out now or else!" Inuyasha yelled hysterically.
"Sorry, can't do that, I gotta catch a plane away from you."
"Hey come back! Face me like a man! Hello! Hello! Come down here you sissy!" he yelled throwing the 'know your stars' chair across the room and searching around frantically.
A/N: Well there's the first chapter of: Know Your InuYasha Stars. Hope everyone who read this likes it! And if you did R&R! I except anonymous reviews too! Oh, and no flames! Cuz if you flame a story, why would you read it in the first place, unless your some kind of retard! See you next time!